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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like the universe is conspiring against me to send me back to prison. Ive been out a year now and its been a little rocky lately

    By now the universe probably would've snuck into your residence when you were asleep and planted a bunch of trucks on your person and maybe injected you with some as well, then immediately notified your PO.

    Dont worry. You're fine.
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE More like you're a faggot with no marketable skills aside from petty criminality

    This is not true at all. I'm sure I'm more astute than you in every way that matters you effeminate brown introvert with nothing but treble in your voice.



    Originally posted by mmQ By now the universe probably would've snuck into your residence when you were asleep and planted a bunch of trucks on your person and maybe injected you with some as well, then immediately notified your PO.

    Dont worry. You're fine.

    Thanks buddy I hope so. I just make posts like this every few weeks due to the constant state of paranoia I live in
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo This is not true at all. I'm sure I'm more astute than you in every way that matters you effeminate brown introvert with nothing but treble in your voice.

    Nice fanfic, is the basis for your husbando Falcon-san based on me repeatedly fracking your anus, faggot?


    Thanks buddy I hope so. I just make posts like this every few weeks due to the constant state of paranoia I live in

    It's a palliative platitufe meant to distract you from the fact that you are an unmarketable criminal pussy with no skills.
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Nice fanfic, is the basis for your husbando Falcon-san based on me repeatedly fracking your anus, faggot?




    It's a palliative platitufe meant to distract you from the fact that you are an unmarketable criminal pussy with no skills.

    this post is so furious you use a lot of redundancies and ad hominems. I have several legitmate businesses and sometimes I let your shriveled up pakistani mama wear my large chain provided I choke her with it.

    You are meek, mild and have the bone density of a lactose intolerant child
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I need to make a new conflict thread.


    The other day some HTS rebels made a big deal on social media about shooting down a 'Syrian SU-24' with stinger missiles that Turkey had provided them, only to show photos of what was very obviously a Turkish drone.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo this post is so furious you use a lot of redundancies and ad hominems. I have several legitmate businesses and sometimes I let your shriveled up pakistani mama wear my large chain provided I choke her with it.

    You are meek, mild and have the bone density of a lactose intolerant child

    That was a pathetic rally, try again pussy.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I got hoes

    Calllin a young nigga phone.
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  8. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like the universe is conspiring against me to send me back to prison. Ive been out a year now and its been a little rocky lately

    They like putting whites in prison to even things out, and just because they don't like them. Fortunately, you're liberal and you have an affinity for non-whites, so no real whites will care when you go back.

    I imagine the ass-child of you and captain falcon would be the ultimate libtard
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I got hoes

    Calllin a young nigga phone.

    I introduced my gfs 2 year old to this song and he bangs hard to it
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by kobe bryant raped your mom yea…the turkeys had quite a showing (allegedly) of their home-grown drone fleet doing all kinds of havoc to the syrian hajis. i was reading up on their drone details and the way they employ them. i guarantee that kikes are providing/have provided tactical advice…probably real-time…and technological assistance on their manufacture based on construction techniques and components of their crappy drones.

    The SAA have killed over half of them, the count's at like 30 now, and rumour is the remainder can't even enter the airspace anymore because Russia's turned on the active jammers and they'll lose control.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Also I posted in another thread - HTS fighters tried to set up chlorine bombs to attack the SAA with around Saraqeb, but they fucked up and ruptured the containers, hospitalising a bunch of their own fighters
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra Also I posted in another thread - HTS fighters tried to set up chlorine bombs to attack the SAA with around Saraqeb, but they fucked up and ruptured the containers, hospitalising a bunch of their own fighters

    Why cant all these people just calm down? What's their motivation in the first place? Religion? Peer pressure? I mean jeez. I've lived 35 years here and I've never had to do any of that stuff.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Why cant all these people just calm down? What's their motivation in the first place? Religion? Peer pressure? I mean jeez. I've lived 35 years here and I've never had to do any of that stuff.

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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra

    Even they made that song and video as a joke.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    God fucking damnit. I was messing around on my cumpooter and came across a framework i wanted to install. Conveniently it had a shell script to do so, little did i know that the shell script would add the Kali repos to my sources list(I'm on an Ubuntu derivative). So i ran the installer script went for a coffee only to come back to the script automatically running a dist-upgrade. While i was gone.

    Needless to say Ubuntu had a stroke, and now my OS has cerebral palsy. On the plus side, it's a pretty damn good OSINT framework. But Kali faggots can suck several bags of dicks regardless...
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I always found with some distros that the one time I don't immediately run updates upon opening is the one time I actually need to
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    HTS = Hide The Sharpie
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE HTS = Hide The Sharpie

    ORACLE= Only Reaches Around Cocks and Licks ExternalanalSphincter
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I always found with some distros that the one time I don't immediately run updates upon opening is the one time I actually need to

    Yeah in this case the shell script that was included for automatic configuration and installation ended up installing software packages that weren't meant for Ubuntu. You can get away with that usually, but the guy added the repos that have a full catalog of all the Kali libs and packages, and so the `dist-upgrade' operation ended up fucking with a bunch of dependencies i need for Ubuntu to function properly.

    It's fixable, but maybe i will just install a different distro. As long as it's not Mint, i'd prefer an ubuntu derivative. But there aren't that many Ubuntu based Distros that come out of the box with most thing i want in an OS.

    I'll look into the new Lubuntu tomorrow perhaps, or maybe Parrot, i hope Parrot has been updated. Last time i used it it was clunky as fuck.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sudo= sucks (cocks) under da (bridge for a decent rate) occasinally.
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