The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-05 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #661
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ Sudo= sucks (cocks) under da (bridge for a decent rate) occasinally.

   
   mmq=massive monogamous quisling
2. 2020-03-05 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #662
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo ORACLE= Only Reaches Around Cocks and Licks ExternalanalSphincter

   
   Su(cks)d(icks)o(bsessively)
3. 2020-03-05 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #663
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Su(cks)d(icks)o(bsessively)

   
   you edited this and it still sucks
   
   Oracle= Ovaries Rusty And Caustic Like Everythingabouther
4. 2020-03-05 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #664
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo mmq=massive monogamous quisling

   
   I remember when Letterman called Norm a quisling during his bit and Norm just admitted he had no idea what that word meant. Those two became very very good friends over the years. I love them both.
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   • Sudo
5. 2020-03-05 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #665
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Su(cks)d(icks)o(bsessively)

   
   Obliquely Receiving Anal-Cock Linkages Everyday.
6. 2020-03-05 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #666
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Gayly Admiring Dicks Zoklet Often Overlooked Stupidly.
   
   Edit: I forgot the K...
7. 2020-03-05 at 5:23 AM UTC

   #667
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Also completely unrelated but this is what the side of a cinnamon toast crunch cereal box looks like . Sitting here and I didn't notice it all this time.
   
   It makes me happier.
   
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   • Sudo
8. 2020-03-05 at 5:24 AM UTC

   #668
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ I remember when Letterman called Norm a quisling during his bit and Norm just admitted he had no idea what that word meant. Those two became very very good friends over the years. I love them both.

   
   I remember when Norm implied his trusty sidekick Adem Eget sucked off dudes under a bridge for a less than decent wage.
   
   That bit made me look up that word and I still have yet to use it in everyday parlance.
9. 2020-03-05 at 5:25 AM UTC

   #669
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks Gayly Admiring Dicks Zoklet Often Overlooked Stupidly.
   
   Edit: I forgot the K…

   
   Go and die, zebra. Ohhhh , oh. Shutup.
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   • gadzooks
10. 2020-03-05 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #670
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Gladly Accepting Dirty Zoo Orifices Over Keen Sluts.
11. 2020-03-05 at 5:27 AM UTC

    #671
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Go and die, zebra. Ohhhh , oh. Shutup.

    
    K
    K
    K!
12. 2020-03-05 at 5:27 AM UTC

    #672
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo I remember when Norm implied his trusty sidekick Adem Eget sucked off dudes under a bridge for a less than decent wage.
    
    That bit made me look up that word and I still have yet to use it in everyday parlance.

    
    What word? Bridge? Decent? Wage? .... less?
13. 2020-03-05 at 5:28 AM UTC

    #673
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yea I forgot the k too
14. 2020-03-05 at 5:28 AM UTC

    #674
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    K2
15. 2020-03-05 at 5:28 AM UTC

    #675
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Queensboro????
16. 2020-03-05 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #676
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Grimacing As Dad Zones Out Opening Kelly's Sphincter
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    • gadzooks, 
    • mmQ, 
    • CASPER, 
    • Solstice
17. 2020-03-05 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #677
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    
    M   M
      M M Q
    M M Q
      Q
    

18. 2020-03-05 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #678
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Approaching Lesbians Desperately Regarding Anal.
19. 2020-03-05 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #679
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    A Lost Damascus Rogue Agent
20. 2020-03-05 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #680
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    M   M
      M M Q
    M M Q
      Q
    

    
    Dont . My family is offended.