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  1. #41
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh (fuck) Canada!
  2. #42
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country That Palaniuk short story where some kid gets his asshole inverted by a pool enhancement was kinda disturbing.

    Until you realise that the kid can probably now smuggle grand pianos up there.

    Went from disturbing to STONKS real quick there, fam.
  3. #43
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie Went from disturbing to STONKS real quick there, fam.

    Don't fear.

    You too could be turned inside out.

    And won't it feel good to have your prolapsed intestines empty their contents?

    https://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts
  4. #44
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Don't fear.

    You too could be turned inside out.

    And won't it feel good to have your prolapsed intestines empty their contents?

    https://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

    F-finny?
  5. #45
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie F-finny?

    Haven't you ever had a complete colonic?
  6. #46
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Anything in particular that struck you as disturbing?

    well since you'll probably never read it, incest and necrophilia among other things. I had an ex gf who had good taste in literature who turned me onto him. Her mom repeatedly stalked Stephen king and got escorted to the border because of it lol
  7. #47
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo well since you'll probably never read it, incest and necrophilia among other things. I had an ex gf who had good taste in literature who turned me onto him. Her mom repeatedly stalked Stephen king and got escorted to the border because of it lol

    Was she an Ahnenerbe vampire hunter?

  8. #48
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    no she was just one of those obsessed fans who would think Stephen king was communicating with her. She did it multiple times without warning when she was a kid. I would bring it up to people because I thought it was interesting and funny and she would just get embarrassed.
  9. #49
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo well since you'll probably never read it, incest and necrophilia among other things. I had an ex gf who had good taste in literature who turned me onto him. Her mom repeatedly stalked Stephen king and got escorted to the border because of it lol

    I'm okay with incest, but necrophilia isn't my jam. Lol, i wonder how one acquires that paraphilia, if it can be acquired at all that is.
  10. #50
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo no she was just one of those obsessed fans who would think Stephen king was communicating with her. She did it multiple times without warning when she was a kid. I would bring it up to people because I thought it was interesting and funny and she would just get embarrassed.

    Interesting. I know Chuck Palahniuk is hard-gay, but I wonder if Stephen King has ever exploited his female fans.
  11. #51
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Interesting. I know Chuck Palahniuk is hard-gay, but I wonder if Stephen King has ever exploited his female fans.

    If you watch fight club with this in mind its incredibly homoerotic. My favorite book of his is survivor and it's ridiculous they haven't made it into a movie.

    His father was also murdered by a jealous ex lover of a girl he went on a first date with. Chuck argued successfully for the death penalty in that case.

    I feel chuck has read a TON of Nietzsche

    and yes I'm not gay but yes I would
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  12. #52
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie I'm okay with incest, but necrophilia isn't my jam. Lol, i wonder how one acquires that paraphilia, if it can be acquired at all that is.

    Juvenile hormones are all over the place. For instance I searched for a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Mouse Mat just now, as I had one back around 2003-2008, when 19 - 24 years old. Early experiences really matter.

    Thank fuck I never strongly bonded to a Disney character and became a furry.
  13. #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What happened to Antarctica?

    It's there.
  14. #54
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's there.

    The north pole is there, where did the South one disappear to?

  15. #55
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Antarctica is not a country.
  16. #56
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Antarctica is not a country.

    list of obbes favorite movies

    waking life
    slacker
    inception
    donnie darko
    a scanner darkley

    none of which he understood before reading the synopsis for them online
  17. #57
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo list of obbes favorite movies

    waking life
    slacker
    inception
    donnie darko
    a scanner darkley

    none of which he understood before reading the synopsis for them online

    I don't like any of those movies.
  18. #58
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe I don't like any of those movies.

    you're a liar you post about waking life in every other thread
  19. #59
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Obbe Antarctica is not a country.

    Antarctica is the world's biggest country.

    After that it's Indonesia, China, France, Ukraine, Russia, The Solomon Islands, Russia, France, China, India, France, Portugal and Africa.

    Canadia is 14th.
  20. #60
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo you're a liar you post about waking life in every other thread

    It has some fairly quotable lines, doesn't make it one my favorite movies dummy.
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