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Canadia seems really big

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Everywhere I look on google maps there are places that look totally wild and fun to camp at.

    It's like the complete opposite of Ireland - everywhere you go here you will find evidence someone has already been.

    You're never really more than about 15 minutes walk from someone's house here.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Canada is the world's 2nd largest country.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We have hundreds and hundreds of miles of territory which no man has yet set foot on. Thousands of square miles of pristine lakes rivers and brooks, untouched by man. The animals aren't even afraid there, because they've never seen humans before. The water is crystal clear, like looking through glass.
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    DietPiano Naturally Camouflaged
    Im comin over for the wheede

    I've had up here before and basically just tossed it because it's too risky. I have edibles and like them better anyway, but I'm too paranoid to smoke smelly wheede on probation. Live with roommates and don't want to do the car thing, I suck at driving stoned and the risks of going back to jail for many moons is too high for a blunt.

    I got my new passport and it'd be chill to rent a truck and go fishing while stoned and hunting while not stoned in the wilderness.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's about to go down to -40F here, so not a good time to visit.
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    Originally posted by DietPiano Im comin over for the wheede

    I've had up here before and basically just tossed it because it's too risky. I have edibles and like them better anyway, but I'm too paranoid to smoke smelly wheede on probation. Live with roommates and don't want to do the car thing, I suck at driving stoned and the risks of going back to jail for many moons is too high for a blunt.

    I got my new passport and it'd be chill to rent a truck and go fishing while stoned and hunting while not stoned in the wilderness.

    I hope you get killed by a moose
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Obbe Canada is the world's 2nd largest country.

    so whats the first?
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    Canada when we take Alaska
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    My Dad used to tell me that if I'm ever out in the deep woods and I hear a sound like a pickup truck crashing through the trees and getting closer, find the biggest tree around and climb it, because it's a moose. He said moose are extremely territorial and can smell a possible threat miles away, if the wind is right, and they are able to home in on even a target that's on the move and make a b-line straight to it, at top speed, knocking down small trees the whole way. He also said always carry a loaded 30-30 when I was out there.
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    We gonna invade Russia through the Bering Sea

    Canada is like Soviet Russia in 1941, we can't be invaded because of our winter but we can totally invade through the arctic circle because we train troops there

    Also we built our capital in the most cold remote annoying spot possible



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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    part of the commonwealth too

    fuck america

    kmt
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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We have hundreds and hundreds of miles of territory which no man has yet set foot on. Thousands of square miles of pristine lakes rivers and brooks, untouched by man. The animals aren't even afraid there, because they've never seen humans before. The water is crystal clear, like looking through glass.

    Oh, I wonder why that is then?


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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's about to go down to -40F here, so not a good time to visit.

    Oh yeah right, that would explain it


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    Originally posted by Narc Oh, I wonder why that is then?


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    because none of them want to be apex predators.
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Canada is the world's 2nd largest country.

    that's for your contribution dumbfuck

    canada has objective beauty everywhere you go in it. 90% of the population is within 100km of the us border so the farther north you go the more remote it is. Beautiful everywhere
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo that's for your contribution dumbfuck

    canada has objective beauty everywhere you go in it. 90% of the population is within 100km of the us border so the farther north you go the more remote it is. Beautiful everywhere

    Yes, that's for my contribution, you dumb fuck.
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Yes, that's for my contribution, you dumb fuck.

    would you call scissors sharp? Is fire hot? Is water wet? pseudo philosophically redundant minds want to know
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo would you call scissors sharp? Is fire hot? Is water wet? pseudo philosophically redundant minds want to know

    Would you call Canada the 2nd largest country?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Obbe Canada is the world's 2nd largest country.

    Africa is actually the biggest, then Russia, Ukraine, Australia and France.

    Canadia is 6th.
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    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    chiynuh is the world's biggest followed by India and Indonesia and Bangladesh and Tokyo. The entire Male populations of all these countries have had sexual intercourse with Obbes poor ukranian mother
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