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  1. iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo don't you live with your promiscuous mexican mother?

    it's not being promiscuous if she's getting paid for it
  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ Someone explain this to me. I've been trying to figure it out but I cant. Hopefully i didn't already ask this when i was blackout drunk.

    I just dont get it. Who's turn is it? What is.. I'm embarrassed not to know. Help me.

    I think you assume that is it black's turn. He takes white queen, and is set up to take the white king, but the "mom would be sad" rook takes his queen so he he either loses or stalemates the game as a result.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 6011UM Only if you're a weak and ublikeable bitch to be rolled on. Nothing about the corporate 'environment' that makes it different from everyday people. I've worked with contractors and i promise you they're worse.

    no, but it seems to attract those types
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I think you assume that is it black's turn. He takes white queen, and is set up to take the white king, but the "mom would be sad" rook takes his queen so he he either loses or stalemates the game as a result.

    I get that much but it doesnt explain the joke. I need a better explanation.
  5. Rrr African Astronaut
    Its been a week since my last trip and im still hallucinating. Its disturbing
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I get that much but it doesnt explain the joke. I need a better explanation.

    taking the queen, ie. killing yourself would win the game IF that didn't put you in range for the MOM SAD rook to take your piece and checkmate you
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra taking the queen, ie. killing yourself would win the game IF that didn't put you in range for the MOM SAD rook to take your piece and checkmate you

    Ok but here is where I am confused. If black is "me" and its committing suicide by killing the other queen, the black one is still alive and yes it will obviously get taken by the "mom will be sad" rook but that's like saying its forcing mom to have to kill the black one? Fuck. Why is this weird for me?

    I mean the black queen isnt committing suicide by killing the other queen. It's still alive. And if the mom is sad rook was actually mom being sad it woildnt go kill the black queen since it's her son. Lol. Right?
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM You're projecting.

    "I don;t have any way of refuting this but I feel attacked so I'm gonna say it's a projection because I wish it was because then it might detract by equivalence....that's way better than saying 'NO U :cryface:'"

    and soy is a good gont who's interesting, clever and informed and you're just a beaner who posts shit like the worst kind of liberal
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  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo soy is a good gont who's interesting, clever and informed

    Daww thanks. Nicest thing anyone ever said about me.

    Literally.
  10. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo "I don;t have any way of refuting this but I feel attacked so I'm gonna say it's a projection because I wish it was because then it might detract by equivalence….that's way better than saying 'NO U :cryface:'"

    and soy is a good gont who's interesting, clever and informed and you're just a beaner who posts shit like the worst kind of liberal

    Soy is an alcoholic, obese, perverted sad man.

    You are a junkie fake muslim.

    And neither of you are American.

    Your opinions mean literally nothing.
  11. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Daww thanks. Nicest thing anyone ever said about me.

    Literally.

  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Faggots
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    I want to shower but my body is too weak to move. This is how broken down my body feels every day. Im 22 and 80
  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Soy is an alcoholic, obese, perverted sad man.

    You are a junkie fake muslim.

    And neither of you are American.

    LMAO get the fuck out of here you goddam mystery meat mexican.

    Varg Vikernes, who is the leader of the white race, already declared that Muslims can be European.

    Which is a lot better than being (((American))).
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rrr I want to shower but my body is too weak to move. This is how broken down my body feels every day. Im 22 and 80

    That's what baths are for.

    Put the babby in the bath water.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Soy is an alcoholic, obese, perverted sad man.

    You are a junkie fake muslim.

    And neither of you are American.

    Your opinions mean literally nothing.

    you post like such a victim
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  17. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country LMAO get the fuck out of here you goddam mystery meat mexican.

    Varg Vikernes, who is the leader of the white race, already declared that Muslims can be European.

    Which is a lot better than being (((American))).



    Yeah, Canadians living in Canada who got brainwashed into Islam are 'European' lmaoo.

    Sudo's never even left his country
  18. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo you post like such a victim

    Nah you know who's a victim? Your poor girlfriend you cheated on.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by 6011UM

    Yeah, Canadians living in Canada who got brainwashed into Islam are 'European' lmaoo.

    Sudo's never even left his country

    It's weird you try to latch onto the Islam thing so much. Well, not really weird, just pathetic but literally being a gay mexican neckbeard who lives with his mother it's not really surprising

    You literally equated following a major religion with "brainwashing." That's almost enlightened by your own euphoria/fedora levels of cringe
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  20. In the vein of that, I looked at my phone calendar this morning and saw I had an unanticipated psychiatry appointment I don't remember making and we agreed she should tell my neurologist to switch me from max gabapentin to max lyrica because of all the stress on my kidneys right now. They didn't tell me this, but last time I had labs my glucose was high, and we think that's seroquel doing the fake diabetes that turns into real diabetes thing, and I gained like 20 lbs (for lots of reasons) so I'm trying to get off the 'quel ASAP. I went a few days here and there without it recently and feel so much better. She also wants to put me on naltrexone, but requires a drug test before you get put on it, but I held her off with an excuse today which is good because I have krekball in my system, kek kek kek.

    My systolic is 137 even with 2 different blood pressure meds, but I drank a bunch of caffeine on the way and shot roids like 45 minutes prior to the appointment. I didn't know it was that high, I need to get more labs done and make sure my organs are ok; my last labs were in June before I ever methed. I'm never doing stimulants ever again, besides MAYBE molly. I feel kinda jipped that crack was fake too, but oh well. It makes it seem gross anyway.

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