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  1. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano I get not wanting to play drums without a lead shamby, it's a shame to let it die though. You have a perfect opportunity to get numbers off of street posters to meet people looking to jam shesh though

    That's when you learn another instrument. I play four. Sploo has no bills or responsibilities so he should be able to work and save up to get recording equipment.


    I've been meaning to beat mario galaxy but I don't have a wii anymore, also the second one looks dope. Mario Oddysey is kinda dope too but now I have a near worthless console atpm and I feel kinda jipped. I don't even want to know what they sell for on ebay cause I know it's a big loss. Oh yeah I have new smash bros too but I never play it and I'm not paying for online cause I doubt I'd play it online either. Nintendo is derping again, I've sold every game I bought for it except smash because I've barely played it yet.

    Lol what the fuck are you talking about? Nintendo still has solid exclusives and it's one of the best selling consoles with some of the best selling franchises. Pokemon is literally #1 in the world by about 15 billion.

    The New Pokemon is devoid of features though. They Thanos snapped the Pokemon, stripped features like global trading, and have glitches in that are so bad as to delete your save file from your SD card. It's quite sad :(
  2. Originally posted by 6011UM You should be able to run Stardew Valley.

    You're recommending things that you like which are the opposite of what sploo likes. Are you really that unable to put yourself in the shoes of the person you're talking to before you recommend your stoner-reddit-pokemon game, or are you just generally oblivious?
  3. Originally posted by 6011UM That's when you learn another instrument. I play four. Sploo has no bills or responsibilities so he should be able to work and save up to get recording equipment.

    ROSHAMBO, HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT INSTRUMENT




    Lol what the fuck are you talking about? Nintendo still has solid exclusives and it's one of the best selling consoles with some of the best selling franchises. Pokemon is literally #1 in the world by about 15 billion.

    The New Pokemon is devoid of features though. They Thanos snapped the Pokemon, stripped features like global trading, and have glitches in that are so bad as to delete your save file from your SD card. It's quite sad :(

    Whether it sells well means nothing, whether the games are good means everything. Jesus this reddit hive mind shit "DERRR sells good=must be good!" Organic produce sells good, does that mean it's good, O Pesticide Fruit-Purist?

    Again, Pokemon selling well does not mean it's an appropriate game for people over 8 years old, so yeah, I'm not surprised you love your broken game. The exclusives so far are very disappointing, I bought and sold Mario Kart, Zelda, Donkey Kong (lol, yeah I dun diddered with that one) and idk if I'll keep smash I barely played it. I beat Odyseey, and there's like no more exclsuives that matter yet. Sollliddd.
  4. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano You're recommending things that you like which are the opposite of what sploo likes. Are you really that unable to put yourself in the shoes of the person you're talking to before you recommend your stoner-reddit-pokemon game, or are you just generally oblivious?

    Stardew Valley is an RPG, kiddo. Don't know how you think it's a 'stoner reddit' game. You probably spend too much time on reddit and that's why you think all these things are 'reddit' things.

    Stardew valley is a relaxing and consuming game, and that is the kind of thing sploo needs in his life. I don't see you making any recommendations. You just used this as an excuse to talk about yourself and your outdated game system rather than engage in the conversation.
  5. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano ROSHAMBO, HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT INSTRUMENT






    Whether it sells well means nothing, whether the games are good means everything. Jesus this reddit hive mind shit "DERRR sells good=must be good!" Organic produce sells good, does that mean it's good, O Pesticide Fruit-Purist?

    Again, Pokemon selling well does not mean it's an appropriate game for people over 8 years old, so yeah, I'm not surprised you love your broken game. The exclusives so far are very disappointing, I bought and sold Mario Kart, Zelda, Donkey Kong (lol, yeah I dun diddered with that one) and idk if I'll keep smash I barely played it. I beat Odyseey, and there's like no more exclsuives that matter yet. Sollliddd.

    You're on an outdated system. Play BOTW, Mario Maker 2, Fire Emblem, and Luigi's mansion. Then get back to me.

    And stop talking about reddit for God's sake. Go delete your account there if you can't stop thinking about it.

    You really are one of the stupidest people on this website. Why don't you go back to the meth and opiates you fucking junkie.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I don't like this game therefore it is bad. Don't bring up the millions of people who like it tho you Reddit kid.
  7. Originally posted by 6011UM You're on an outdated system. Play BOTW, Mario Maker 2, Fire Emblem, and Luigi's mansion. Then get back to me.

    And stop talking about reddit for God's sake. Go delete your account there if you can't stop thinking about it.

    You really are one of the stupidest people on this website. Why don't you go back to the meth and opiates you fucking junkie.

    You don't know how to read, I guess that makes sense though because you don't speak English lil' mexi.

    I just told you I have a NINTENDO SWITCH and I played ZELDA ON THE SWITCH and sold it right away because it sucks ass, and I love Zelda, they were the first games I played and I played the crap out of all of them I had. God you're dumb.
  8. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano You don't know how to read, I guess that makes sense though because you don't speak English lil' mexi.

    I just told you I have a NINTENDO SWITCH and I played ZELDA ON THE SWITCH and sold it right away because it sucks ass, and I love Zelda, they were the first games I played and I played the crap out of all of them I had. God you're dumb.

    So you don't enjoy it, therefore everyone else doesn't? No. Best selling console of the generation. Best selling games. Best selling franchises. Money talks, kid. Go back to your junk meth head
  9. Originally posted by 6011UM You really are one of the stupidest people on this website.

    That title belongs to me.
  10. Originally posted by ORACLE I don't like this game therefore it is bad. Don't bring up the millions of people who like it tho you Reddit kid.

    I don't have a reddit account except to ask obscure questions I can't find on google like why is my fuel economy display not working on my civic and can I sue my doctor after xyz under these specific circumstances. I have like 10 posts total, all of which are question threads, not that that matters and not that I have anything to prove to either of you, I really don't care.

    I wouldn't have to bring up reddit if §m£ÂgØL didn't post in the manner of a redditor and do reddit drugs and play reddit games like a redit type INTP stoner and believe the reddit hive mind philosophies (apparently you too). It's very personally consistent that you guys are obviously (mostly just §m£ÂgØL though) big time redditors and pretend like you aren't and that reddit is yucky and project that onto me because you don't feel degenerate enough because you live with your mom. it's so kewwwwwt! (;

    Anyway, I'm sorry, if you believe that "Millions of people buy X and claim that they like it, therfore it's manditorily good and any dissenting opinion, even my own, is wrong because I can't make up my own mind or think critically about things, or see things from a different perspective. The hive (mainstream) perspective is always right and I'm so smart for figuring that out. All of my views are consistent with what the 15 year olds on reddit believe but I'm not a redditor lol"

    He literally just defended a game he admitted is broken to the core and deletes your fucking save files
  11. Originally posted by 6011UM So you don't enjoy it, therefore everyone else doesn't? No. Best selling console of the generation. Best selling games. Best selling franchises. Money talks, kid. Go back to your junk meth head

    Yeah, the Iphone is the best selling phone which means it's the best phone right?

    RIGHT?
  12. I took Krattom three times today and drank 4 cups of coffee and I'm still depressed. What the hell
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    ive decided i dont like devil worshippers yesterday. religion fags but worse
  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Rrr ive decided i dont like devil worshippers yesterday. religion fags but worse

    A lot of the satanist organisations, just like a lot of the atheist organisations, are fronts for jedis. That's why they do things to deliberately piss off Christians, like putting that statue of Baphomet in that Georgia court house, and trying to have removed WW1 memorials that contain crosses.
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Throughout my life ive experienced what all my different dna fragments mean at different times
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm so depressed I'm getting very self destructive, why does self destruction feel so good when you feel so bad?
  17. Originally posted by Sudo I'm so depressed I'm getting very self destructive, why does self destruction feel so good when you feel so bad?

    Because you think you're shit and that you deserve shit. That's how I get at least.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Because you think you're shit and that you deserve shit. That's how I get at least.

    I think it's that minimalizing feels like you're minimalizing thr damage the world does to you
  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm so depressed I'm getting very self destructive, why does self destruction feel so good when you feel so bad?

    Just like volunteer at a food bank hng HnG HNG
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr Just like volunteer at a food bank hng HnG HNG

    I have much bigger problems but I probably should

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