The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-17 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #3321
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Solstice I used to sell 200 mg caffeine pills in high school for $1 a piece, would buy 100 for like $10.

   
   Thats ingenious. I used to sell syncans on foil too. Probably like 0.1 melted on there already. I'd buy it for about 20/g and would often sell out. I used that money to buy other RCs and alcohol/cigarettes.
2. 2019-11-17 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #3322
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
   Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin
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   • Sudo
3. 2019-11-17 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #3323
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Rrr I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
   Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin

   
   You're going to do it again today right?
4. 2019-11-17 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #3324
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Rrr I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
   Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin

   
   NEW LOW
5. 2019-11-17 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #3325
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Rrr I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
   Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin

   
   You're fucking up. Take it from a professional.
   
   
   Having surgery on your perforated intestine from fecal impaction, and then having to go to rehab for Imodium addiction is going to be a humbling experience for you, Geoffrey.
6. 2019-11-17 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #3326
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by CASPER Having surgery on your perforated intestine from fecal impaction, and then having to go to rehab for Imodium addiction is going to be a humbling experience for you, Geoffrey.

   
   At least the man doesn't have diarrhea.
7. 2019-11-17 at 7:51 PM UTC

   #3327
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Dat opi itch
   
   
   
8. 2019-11-17 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #3328
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You need to salt it.
9. 2019-11-17 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #3329
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman
   Just say NO to loperamide
10. 2019-11-17 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #3330
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    The dream where dofferent species of jello fought to the death was awesome
11. 2019-11-17 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #3331
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Rrr Dat opi itch
    
    
    

    
    Conglaturation Youve got leopardsy
12. 2019-11-17 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #3332
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    da leg itches
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2019-11-17 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #3333
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I have nothing to do so i guess im gonna sleep for a few more days
14. 2019-11-17 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #3334
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    
    
    
    
15. 2019-11-17 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #3335
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Rrr I have nothing to do so i guess im gonna sleep for a few more days

    
    you're such a moon person. I wish things hadn't have turned out this way
16. 2019-11-17 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #3336
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo you're such a moon person. I wish things hadn't have turned out this way

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Sudo NEW LOW

    
    PEAK LOW
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    • ORACLE, 
    • Sudo
17. 2019-11-17 at 10:21 PM UTC

    #3337
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah it's really not cool to have the the luxury of utterly free time especially since you don't have to cook or clean or run errands or take care of anything and yet you do absolutely nothing but yet complain about nothing going on in your life which is because you don't do anything and for some reason that doesn't resonate with you
18. 2019-11-17 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #3338
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck this shit I'm getting a bottle
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    • Sudo, 
    • 6011UM
19. 2019-11-17 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #3339
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah it's really not cool to have the the luxury of utterly free time especially since you don't have to cook or clean or run errands or take care of anything and yet you do absolutely nothing but yet complain about nothing going on in your life which is because you don't do anything and for some reason that doesn't resonate with you

    
    my gf is the same way but shes had a horrible upbringing and is addicted to the cycle and reacts very angrily sometimes. Plus she looks after a kid all day and has actual legit debilitating depression and anxiety and no support from anyone really
20. 2019-11-17 at 10:33 PM UTC

    #3340
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah it's really not cool to have the the luxury of utterly free time especially since you don't have to cook or clean or run errands or take care of anything and yet you do absolutely nothing but yet complain about nothing going on in your life which is because you don't do anything and for some reason that doesn't resonate with you

    
    He doesn't even do his own laundry. His mom touches his tighty whiteys every day after work.