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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love him. I want him inside my body.
  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 6011UM Yep. I know so many people who are dreading the upcoming holidays because they have to put up with family or listen to them argue. I've heard more than one person say they straight up hate Christmas, which baffles me.

    My family is large, supportive and we get along fucking fantastically. There's like one family member I hate and he's a white adopted kid with a white mother who acts like a complete entitled shit. Last time I saw him he called me, my siblings, and my cousins: Gay, noobs, weak, fat, boring, etc. Could honestly go on. Like a real life YouTube comment machine. He's 12 and won't stop talking about pussy and weed and vaping.

    But still, we include him. We sang Las Mananitas to him for his birthday. We hug him and try to engage with him when he isnt being a total fuck head.

    I know he gets it from the white side he lives by in his southern state. I've heard about my aunt's drama.

    Literally all my Mexican family is just a blast to be around. I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving at my aunt's house. I'll be making parmasean cream mushroom gravy and chorizo stuffing like I make every year.

    I weep for you niggas who don't have a big loving family like mine. You are truly missing out in life. But its okay. I'll save you some leftovers.

    Motherfucker my family wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Motherfucker my family wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire.

    Would you piss on them?
  4. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Would you piss on them?

    I wouldn't do a goddamn thing for them anymore.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I wouldn't do a goddamn thing for them anymore.

    Was there some major falling out like it's all of them vs you or is it more of a free-for-all disdain amongst all of y'all?
  6. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    He killed them and ate their flesh. He won't even shit them out anymore. He straight up refuses to do anything.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like that. Needs to be molded into a form of torture. Maybe a mom and her small daughter locked in a room forced to face each other at all times and you come in once a day and carve off little bits of meat and skin off of each of them and feed them raw to one another, letting the wounds heal while you use other body areas, continually doing this forever.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    only ninjas can say ninja
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Was there some major falling out like it's all of them vs you or is it more of a free-for-all disdain amongst all of y'all?

    They just ignore me and never check in on me even when they know shit is going bad. I know this sounds gay but it makes me feel really insignificant because if it were one of them and I was aware of it like they are I would at least see how they were periodically and ask how they were doing. I was fighting with my cousin for months because she did something really shitty to me and she finally mustered up a half assed apology which I accepted because I didn't want things to be awkward and pretty much the next thing out of her mouth was asking me if I could get her boyfriend Xanax which I said no to and she hasn't talked to me since. I'm just sick of shitty fake people. My so called friends are the same way, theyre fair-weather fans who only want to associate with me when I act like everything is great or they need something from me and otherwise I'm chopped fucking liver. Just really fucking down today and feeling like an insignificant piece of used shit.
  11. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I took a huge dose of like 4 or 5 strains of krattom mixed together just now and I'm waiting to get sick as fuck from it.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice Motherfucker my family wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire.

    honestly figure it's better than being part of one of those families that piss on each other regularly
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice They just ignore me and never check in on me even when they know shit is going bad. I know this sounds gay but it makes me feel really insignificant because if it were one of them and I was aware of it like they are I would at least see how they were periodically and ask how they were doing. I was fighting with my cousin for months because she did something really shitty to me and she finally mustered up a half assed apology which I accepted because I didn't want things to be awkward and pretty much the next thing out of her mouth was asking me if I could get her boyfriend Xanax which I said no to and she hasn't talked to me since. I'm just sick of shitty fake people. My so called friends are the same way, theyre fair-weather fans who only want to associate with me when I act like everything is great or they need something from me and otherwise I'm chopped fucking liver. Just really fucking down today and feeling like an insignificant piece of used shit.

    Yeah, that's a bummer. I'm sometimes like your family. I can get selfish and reluctant to reach out to friends and family of mine because I a) I have the type of depression where I feel I have nothing to offer and b) I just want to ignore everything and live in my own world for a while (the selfish part).

    I don't like it and it's off and on but I cant seem to snap out of it so to speak.

    🐢
  14. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice They just ignore me and never check in on me even when they know shit is going bad. I know this sounds gay but it makes me feel really insignificant because if it were one of them and I was aware of it like they are I would at least see how they were periodically and ask how they were doing. I was fighting with my cousin for months because she did something really shitty to me and she finally mustered up a half assed apology which I accepted because I didn't want things to be awkward and pretty much the next thing out of her mouth was asking me if I could get her boyfriend Xanax which I said no to and she hasn't talked to me since. I'm just sick of shitty fake people. My so called friends are the same way, theyre fair-weather fans who only want to associate with me when I act like everything is great or they need something from me and otherwise I'm chopped fucking liver. Just really fucking down today and feeling like an insignificant piece of used shit.

    That sucks man. I know a lot of people like that too. I don't want to be like that which is why I never ask anybody for anything. Some people just make it so incredibly obvious with it, and I don't know how they live with themselves. I try to avoid people who do that. I also try to avoid being that type of person so I don't ask for help from anybody.
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Too laZy to apply 4 job..
  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    Too lazy to brush mmy teeth
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Not a functooning human
  18. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    stop doing bundy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's not addictive, it can actually reverse addiction

    why do you do it so much
  20. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6011UM stop doing bundy



    Originally posted by 6011UM stop doing bundy



    Originally posted by 6011UM stop doing bundy

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