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  1. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice I used to sell 200 mg caffeine pills in high school for $1 a piece, would buy 100 for like $10.

    Thats ingenious. I used to sell syncans on foil too. Probably like 0.1 melted on there already. I'd buy it for about 20/g and would often sell out. I used that money to buy other RCs and alcohol/cigarettes.
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
    Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin
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  3. Originally posted by Rrr I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
    Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin

    You're going to do it again today right?
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
    Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin

    NEW LOW
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
    Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin

    You're fucking up. Take it from a professional.


    Having surgery on your perforated intestine from fecal impaction, and then having to go to rehab for Imodium addiction is going to be a humbling experience for you, Geoffrey.
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER Having surgery on your perforated intestine from fecal impaction, and then having to go to rehab for Imodium addiction is going to be a humbling experience for you, Geoffrey.

    At least the man doesn't have diarrhea.
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Dat opi itch


  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You need to salt it.
  9. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Just say NO to loperamide
  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    The dream where dofferent species of jello fought to the death was awesome
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr Dat opi itch



    Conglaturation Youve got leopardsy
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    da leg itches
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  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    I have nothing to do so i guess im gonna sleep for a few more days
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin



  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr I have nothing to do so i guess im gonna sleep for a few more days

    you're such a moon person. I wish things hadn't have turned out this way
  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you're such a moon person. I wish things hadn't have turned out this way



    Originally posted by Sudo NEW LOW

    PEAK LOW
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  17. Yeah it's really not cool to have the the luxury of utterly free time especially since you don't have to cook or clean or run errands or take care of anything and yet you do absolutely nothing but yet complain about nothing going on in your life which is because you don't do anything and for some reason that doesn't resonate with you
  18. Fuck this shit I'm getting a bottle
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah it's really not cool to have the the luxury of utterly free time especially since you don't have to cook or clean or run errands or take care of anything and yet you do absolutely nothing but yet complain about nothing going on in your life which is because you don't do anything and for some reason that doesn't resonate with you

    my gf is the same way but shes had a horrible upbringing and is addicted to the cycle and reacts very angrily sometimes. Plus she looks after a kid all day and has actual legit debilitating depression and anxiety and no support from anyone really
  20. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah it's really not cool to have the the luxury of utterly free time especially since you don't have to cook or clean or run errands or take care of anything and yet you do absolutely nothing but yet complain about nothing going on in your life which is because you don't do anything and for some reason that doesn't resonate with you

    He doesn't even do his own laundry. His mom touches his tighty whiteys every day after work.

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