The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-30 at 3 AM UTC

   #2381
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   i think i might have done more drugs that anyone in the world. except for maybe roshambo.
   
   everything that i used to be able to do is now complicated by thousands of holes in my brain probably
2. 2019-10-30 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #2382
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i think i might have done more drugs that anyone in the world. except for maybe roshambo.
   
   everything that i used to be able to do is now complicated by thousands of holes in my brain probably

   
   Lol your count is like 60, come on now. You just did the retard drugs.
3. 2019-10-30 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #2383
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 they say "just be yourself" but thats always a terrible idea it seems because my personality is like an explosion in slow motion

   
   yeah it's dumb advice. if people already don't like you, 'being yourself' isn't going to help.
   
   what they mean to say is that confidence is important, but that raises the question of how to deal with anxiety and there's no easy answer to that
4. 2019-10-30 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #2384
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra yeah it's dumb advice. if people already don't like you, 'being yourself' isn't going to help.
   
   what they mean to say is that confidence is important, but that raises the question of how to deal with anxiety and there's no easy answer to that

   
   Just ignore it and do shit anyway. Anxiety is a part of life. You either live with it or you rot away with it.
5. 2019-10-30 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #2385
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Vitamin G Lol your count is like 60, come on now. You just did the retard drugs.

   
   i mean in quantity. i was smoking 5grams of spice everyday for 3 years, and then took like 1000mg of bundy everyday for about a year and developed roach delusions. always mixing with like 5-10 other random drugs at the same time nearly everyday. this is how i know to have fun.
6. 2019-10-30 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #2386
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   the year long bundy binge was definitely the worst thing ive ever done to myself. 3 years later im still not the same, i was having out of body experiences on a daily basis. it gave me some kind of mild transient epilepsy problem
7. 2019-10-30 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #2387
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   also i started this stuff when i was 12 or 13. ive never had a chance to develop like a normal person. im like a case study for a total nutjob who is also somehow fairly normal its a total dichotomy
8. 2019-10-30 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #2388
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 the year long bundy binge was definitely the worst thing ive ever done to myself. 3 years later im still not the same, i was having out of body experiences on a daily basis. it gave me some kind of mild transient epilepsy problem

   
   I know someone who works in a lab testing teenage rats with synthetic cannabinoids. It'd be uncouth to ask them which ones (though I'm dying to know) but the results are really depressing. Increased anxiety is one of them, which they apparently measure by electrocuting the floor, measuring their reaction, then later killing them and examining their brain.
   
   I often wonder if I've fucked up my brain but its best to not ruminate on that shit. Get into the habit of making decisions and following through on those decisions till completion. There is no other solution.
9. 2019-10-30 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #2389
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano everything that could have gone bad today did

   
   
10. 2019-10-30 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #2390
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think bumble is the hot new dating app maybe check that one @ splooge gook
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11. 2019-10-30 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #2391
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Back to the middle and around again
    
    I'm gonna be here 'til the end
    
    100 percent
    
    
    PURE LOOOVE
12. 2019-10-30 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #2392
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You'll never have to run away
    You'll always have a friend to play
    You'll never go out on your own
    In me you will find a home, home
13. 2019-10-30 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #2393
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I think bumble is the hot new dating app maybe check that one @ splooge gook

    
    Dating apps are so awkard its unpleasant. Especially when i have to hide everything about myself. Maybe im approaching it wrong. Id rather have it happen the natural way.
14. 2019-10-30 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #2394
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    The truth is im just such a fucking weirdo i dont know how to show someone especially on a dating app anything about myself without making them uncomfortable. I act like an npc person to try to be accepted and i hate it
15. 2019-10-30 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #2395
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Dating apps are so awkard its unpleasant. Especially when i have to hide everything about myself. Maybe im approaching it wrong. Id rather have it happen the natural way.

    
    What's awkward? Arent you awkward? Doesn't that make it perfect? Everyone using a dating app to find "partners" is awkward so it's perfect.
    
    I PERSONALLY dont give a fuck. I dont DATE. I have never used an application.. actually yes I have, I think it was called MeetMe or some shit and it worked on the first try lol. I met a girl on there then met her outside my apartment for safety purposes, talked to her on the street corner for like an hour and then finally went to her place and hooked up. That was a few years ago. But that wasnt a date.
    
    Dating is dumb. I hate the word. I dont know. Everyone i care about I've already met and when i meet someone new then i will meet them in the right time and place. Its whatever. I'm just not good at meeting someone and DATING. god why does that word make me mad ? DATE ME.
    
    Hey wanna go on a DATE? no. No I will just go hang out with you. It isnt a fucking DATE. it's just a thing. Fuck you.
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16. 2019-10-30 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #2396
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I always talk to women on dating apps until they want to meet me, then I think better of it. Done that to 3 women in the past couple months. They'll hint at meeting up and I just dont. Idk why. I'm happy with my occasional fuckbuddy
17. 2019-10-30 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #2397
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh I forgot to mention I finally won trivia tonight. First time ever at this location. We had a 6 person team which is why maybe. I usually always play with shannon (2 person team) but tonight we had 4 others.
    
    I realize nobody cares. Whatever. I do :)
    
    
    Sometimes it feels fun to brag right? Right.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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18. 2019-10-30 at 8:13 AM UTC

    #2398
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Pics of Shannon
19. 2019-10-30 at 8:15 AM UTC

    #2399
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Pics of Shannon

    
    She looks like you
20. 2019-10-30 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #2400
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol i get this update on my phone "Hitler's asshole"