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  1. Ugly kike bitch
    Frog-mouthed and fat
    Body like chernobyl
    Collects cans from the trash
    The answer is gas
    Shake that infested ass
    Your mother's a whore
    And you rode your daddy's lap
  2. Nuanced poetic brilliance!
  3. I think my withdrawal is over. I took a warm bath and meditated and felt like a fetus/primal human/true human and now I'm back to being content with my soulless non-life. I almost never experience sadness anymore, I guess I'm just used to it or too medicated. It's harder to want to change when you're naturally content with sitting on your ass and playing with your brain
  4. Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ Ugly kike bitch
    Frog-mouthed and fat
    Body like chernobyl
    Collects cans from the trash
    The answer is gas
    Shake that infested ass
    Your mother's a whore
    And you rode your daddy's lap

    vicky come play with me
  5. Has anyone ever disputed something on the DN before? I gave my guy 24 hours to contact me (after ignoring me twice) before I dispute. This is a front page vendor with like 1000 positive reviews and 7 negative, I think he targeted me because I dropped a couple h with an almost unused account because it's not Empire.
  6. what do you say when you have an eye appointment in the morning but your eyes are jaundiced from meth induced hepatic insult
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by DietPiano what do you say when you have an eye appointment in the morning but your eyes are jaundiced from meth induced hepatic insult

    I didn't know the liver got insulted. I assumed it was one of those long-suffering organs that just got depressed.
  8. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano what do you say when you have an eye appointment in the morning but your eyes are jaundiced from meth induced hepatic insult

    this post has me waiting for a punchline
  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Vitamin G this post has me waiting for a punchline

    Weird, I want to punch you too.
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  10. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Weird, I want to punch you too.

    By the time your fist would have landed I'd be in a different state, you snorlax
  11. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Weird, I want to punch you too.

    ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L would break your wrists and make you squeal like a pig
  12. everything that could have gone bad today did
  13. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano everything that could have gone bad today did

    It's not too late to kill yourself.
  14. who says that's bad
  15. going insane from prolonged social isolation. every day is like one more strike
  16. this is somewhat better than being in solitary confinement for a decade i suppose. i need to murder/suicide already
  17. every single person i used to be friends with avoids me now and blocks me on facebook or whatever. i destroyed all of my relationships for lulz without realizing this would end up happening to me
  18. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Nigga go outside. You're just jacking yourself off at this point.
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  19. im going to the park tomorrow but i doubt im going to make any friends unless people randomly decide to introduce themselves to me

    im planning on going to one or two events i found on meetups.com this time not high on klonopin so maybe i wont make a fool out of myself

    i cant believe im in a state of desperation like this. any social skills ive had shriveled up from non-usage. the last time i hung out with a friend i think i was 17 or 18. now even those people avoid me at all costs.

    they say "just be yourself" but thats always a terrible idea it seems because my personality is like an explosion in slow motion
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  20. also im paranoid to go outside because of police cars watching me lol

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