The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-12 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #1481
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Technologist The gas company will pick your lock if they think you’re not there? Sounds shady to me. If we’re not here, they just move on and leave a note on the door.

   
   Yeah incase of a potential gas leak or other.
2. 2019-04-12 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #1482
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   That makes sense. Were they worried there was a leak?
3. 2019-04-12 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #1483
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Technologist That makes sense. Were they worried there was a leak?

   
   Yeah they had already done the same procedure with 7 other customers today, all of which thought they were bailiffs. They agreed some discretion and prior warning would make their jobs easier. Maybe post a note through the door explaining who they are then go outside for 5 mins and come back. The locksmith says they've had knives coming through the letter box and all sorts!
4. 2019-04-13 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #1484
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   How is everyone? I haven't had time to really check in doing my thing (panhandling, being on the streets). Came to visit my grandma on her birthday. She's worse than a 3 year old when it comes to her birthday lol. It's cute though. Most old people don't care the older they get or it depresses them. I'm glad she's still like a kid in a way. She loves those burge ring crowns for kids too.
   
   I've been doing alright. I'm getting a service dog again, soon. I'm also gonna have a place most likely in a month and a half or so too. I'm really excited about the dog. I really need the help, protection, companionship, and someone to snuggle with at night. I also am gonna be volunteering at the dog pound too. They only ask for 8 hours a month so that's not a big deal, and to help some poor pup in puppy prison get an extra walk, and out of their cage, that'll make me feel good too. I look forward to doing that.
   
   I guess I'm getting better. I don't know. I just don't care as much anymore, but I am working my way up, I suppose.
   
   I would be in a place now, except my asshole friend stole most of my money. Next month, when I sell my script, I'll be good though. Karma is a bitch.
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   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
5. 2019-04-13 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #1485
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ohhhhh, you mean the nice rooster you "weren't" sleeping with stole your money after he slept with you?
6. 2019-04-13 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #1486
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by hydromorphone I would be in a place now, except my asshole friend stole most of my money.

   
   
7. 2019-04-13 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #1487
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lolwut
   
   Vet prescribed my cat bupe for bladder stones
8. 2019-04-13 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #1488
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by aldra lolwut
   
   Vet prescribed my cat bupe for bladder stones

   
   LMAO I thought that was just an American thing.
   
   Although in the hospital I had my foot operated on last week they were handing out Oxycontin like candy.
9. 2019-04-13 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #1489
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country LMAO I thought that was just an American thing.
   
   Although in the hospital I had my foot operated on last week they were handing out Oxycontin like candy.

   
   you've been inconsistent about their willingness to prescribe painkillers
10. 2019-04-13 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #1490
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm adviced like I'm strapped. Like a motherfucker.
11. 2019-04-13 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #1491
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    youre a drink
12. 2019-04-13 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #1492
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    factorio is destroying my life
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    • aldra
13. 2019-04-13 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #1493
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by DietPiano youre a drink

    
    I AM A DRINK
14. 2019-04-13 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #1494
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    no shit shamrock
15. 2019-04-13 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #1495
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by DietPiano you've been inconsistent about their willingness to prescribe painkillers

    
    No, I haven't. They handed Oxycontin and Oxynorm out like candy.
    
    They hated prescribing anything else, like Tramadol.
    
    Noticing that is not being inconsistent. It's literally just noticing the jedi.
16. 2019-04-13 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #1496
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tramadol is shit for acute pain or moderate/severe pain. It makes sense.
    
    I take it off the record for migraines and neuropathy, and it's actually seeming to help my migraines, probably in part due to the SNRI action because most anti-migraine drugs besides opioids are serotonergic in nature, including SSRI's.
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17. 2019-04-13 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #1497
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is that nikki haley in your avatar?
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18. 2019-04-13 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #1498
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    don't lie I can tell from the unrection it's giving me
19. 2019-04-13 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #1499
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Niggy Haley
20. 2019-04-13 at 4:10 AM UTC

    #1500
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nimrattex