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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Wrong fred moron

    https://niggasin.space/thread/38137


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    This is the retarded thread. I didnt go :FULL DERP:. It was just retarded. Right thread. Leave me alone.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I lay a bunch of tunafish on the edge of my balcony at night so when I wake up there's a much of kitty bitties all jumping up and down at the edge of it taking nibvlies and I can grab the one I want.
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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I lay a bunch of tunafish on the edge of my balcony at night so when I wake up there's a much of kitty bitties all jumping up and down at the edge of it taking nibvlies and I can grab the one I want.

    Surprised seagullz don't get there first.


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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Surprised seagullz don't get there first.


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    Seriously?
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Seriously?

    Yes. If you live close to the coast ain't nothing safe from seagulls.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes. If you live close to the coast ain't nothing safe from seagulls.

    Right. But I dont. At all.
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The seagulls would be frozen.

    Who was it on here who killed a bunch of seagulls with an air rifle or someshit, and then had police knocking on his door?
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Morning, May 13th, 2019 The year of Our Lord.

    Dear TRT,

    Providence has ordained that i should wake up restless this morning. They say it is nice outside. But the glare of the Sun bleaches all color from my life like it would bleach the skull of a long dead sailor, stranded on a beach of despair. I hunger not for food nor drink, and even the slightest bit of the day's labor can never fill the void within my soul.

    A cloak of shame covers this man... And only supreme light will wash my body clean. But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency that surround my poor soul. So i carry my wrongdoings on my back, like some tormented hiker lost in the hills of misfortune. Looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from that valley of depraved habitual self-pleasuring but again i find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness and a thousand judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen children's fashion magazine. I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR MAIL MISSES PEMBERTON! STOP ASKING ME THAT!



    This isn't Denpa, Youtube... This is SisCon masquerading as Denpa.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm sitting on my deck and I can already hear the YIPS from the one neighbor's little yorkie. She just opened her apartment door Inside the building I can hear it. Yip. Yip yip yip.

    Shhhhh snickers stop it!

    Snickers I said be quiet !

    YIP YIP YIP

    "SNICKERS! HUSH!"

    *BARKING INTENSIFIES*

    sorry if I made this same post the other day. It's an everyday ocxurance
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    YIIIIP YIP

    YIP YIP YIPTIPTIP YOP

    YIP
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    please shout

    SHUT THE FUCK UP SNICKERS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK
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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    No work for me today, losers.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER please shout

    SHUT THE FUCK UP SNICKERS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK

    Yeah that'll work
  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Right. But I dont. At all.

    Neither do a lot of seagullz. Seagullz isn't even the proper name for them, they're are gulls of differing types. People just call them seagullz coz they often associate them with the sea.

    Am surprised there are no gullz where you are tbh. As far as I know gullz are the only species other than humans and possibly rats that live on all 7 continents and Antarctica. Even Siberia has a species.

    What about pigeons, you must have pigeons there?


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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie No work for me today, losers.

    Me either, winner. I'm gonna have dinner.

    Later.

    With my mom.
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Yes it is a fine holiday today
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    We get seagulls during the summer 30 miles from the coast
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Neither do a lot of seagullz. Seagullz isn't even the proper name for them, they're are gulls of differing types. People just call them seagullz coz they often associate them with the sea.

    Am surprised there are no gullz where you are tbh. As far as I know gullz are the only species other than humans and possibly rats that live on all 7 continents and Antarctica. Even Siberia has a species.

    What about pigeons, you must have pigeons there?


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    You somehow dont know where I am huh? 6 years youve known me now, multiple references to my location even in the last few days .
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Me either, winner. I'm gonna have dinner.

    Later.

    With my mom.

    Had dinner with my mom yesterday. Holla at a Hollander.



    moar liek it
  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ You somehow dont know where I am huh? 6 years youve known me now, multiple references to my location even in the last few days .

    Yeah I know where you are Fargo


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