I lay a bunch of tunafish on the edge of my balcony at night so when I wake up there's a much of kitty bitties all jumping up and down at the edge of it taking nibvlies and I can grab the one I want.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I lay a bunch of tunafish on the edge of my balcony at night so when I wake up there's a much of kitty bitties all jumping up and down at the edge of it taking nibvlies and I can grab the one I want.
Providence has ordained that i should wake up restless this morning. They say it is nice outside. But the glare of the Sun bleaches all color from my life like it would bleach the skull of a long dead sailor, stranded on a beach of despair. I hunger not for food nor drink, and even the slightest bit of the day's labor can never fill the void within my soul.
A cloak of shame covers this man... And only supreme light will wash my body clean. But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency that surround my poor soul. So i carry my wrongdoings on my back, like some tormented hiker lost in the hills of misfortune. Looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from that valley of depraved habitual self-pleasuring but again i find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness and a thousand judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen children's fashion magazine. I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR MAIL MISSES PEMBERTON! STOP ASKING ME THAT!
This isn't Denpa, Youtube... This is SisCon masquerading as Denpa.
I'm sitting on my deck and I can already hear the YIPS from the one neighbor's little yorkie. She just opened her apartment door Inside the building I can hear it. Yip. Yip yip yip.
Shhhhh snickers stop it!
Snickers I said be quiet !
YIP YIP YIP
"SNICKERS! HUSH!"
*BARKING INTENSIFIES*
sorry if I made this same post the other day. It's an everyday ocxurance
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Originally posted by mmQ
Right. But I dont. At all.
Neither do a lot of seagullz. Seagullz isn't even the proper name for them, they're are gulls of differing types. People just call them seagullz coz they often associate them with the sea.
Am surprised there are no gullz where you are tbh. As far as I know gullz are the only species other than humans and possibly rats that live on all 7 continents and Antarctica. Even Siberia has a species.
Originally posted by Narc
Neither do a lot of seagullz. Seagullz isn't even the proper name for them, they're are gulls of differing types. People just call them seagullz coz they often associate them with the sea.
Am surprised there are no gullz where you are tbh. As far as I know gullz are the only species other than humans and possibly rats that live on all 7 continents and Antarctica. Even Siberia has a species.
What about pigeons, you must have pigeons there?
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You somehow dont know where I am huh? 6 years youve known me now, multiple references to my location even in the last few days .
Narc
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Originally posted by mmQ
You somehow dont know where I am huh? 6 years youve known me now, multiple references to my location even in the last few days .
