I'm not ready to be a father.

1. 2018-08-12 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #41
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by yum I have a daughter I've never met because baby mom is a terrible person.
   
   If you make your kid watch Nathan for you they'll turn out alright

   
   post pics of baby mom
2. 2018-08-12 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Oh I am so fucking glad I'm not a dad.
3. 2018-08-12 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Enterita I can't do this. :(

   
   Which is good, seeing as this whole pregnancy thing is a troll
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4. 2018-08-12 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Enter if my dad ever dies, you can be my new dad for practice until you produce a proper heir.
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5. 2018-08-12 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Oh I am so fucking glad I'm not a dad.

   
   Lol
6. 2018-08-12 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Oh I am so fucking glad I'm not a dad.

   
   Didn't you say at some point frodo being born was the happiest day of your life and you played ukulele to geese or something
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7. 2018-08-12 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Didn't you say at some point frodo being born was the happiest day of your life and you played ukulele to geese or something

   
   I loled again
8. 2018-08-12 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #48
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Enterita Whut? Not that I want to, but what do you mean? Why wouldn't people do this to avoid paying child support etc?

   
   people do do it to avoid paying child support, hell i did it but since doing it i've actually had more contact with my daughter. Before i did i was paying child and my daughters mom new where i lived/worked/phone number/email address... but i wasn't even allowed to know my daughters moms phone number or where my daughter lived.
   
   And this was without the courts in her town knowing about how I was a wyfe beater.
   
   I think the whole thing about a guy freaking out that he's going to have a kid and then when he first sees it everything thing changes is kind of a myth. personally i didn't react too much to my daughters mom telling me she was pregnant, infact I believed her that it was my kid when she first told me while all other girls that have told me they were pregnant i totally called them out on being liars.
   
   my daughters mom is such a loser i can't stand her, she literally bought a wedding dress twice when she was w 2 different guys and it didn't work out.
9. 2018-08-12 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #49
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Lanny Which is good, seeing as this whole pregnancy thing is a troll

   
   yeah and he's not even believable, at least my prgnancy trolls were believable heheheehehehehehe
10. 2018-08-12 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my daughters mom is such a loser i can't stand her, she literally bought a wedding dress twice when she was w 2 different guys and it didn't work out.

    
    Lol fuck her life
11. 2018-08-12 at 7:40 PM UTC

    #51
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Lanny Didn't you say at some point frodo being born was the happiest day of your life and you played ukulele to geese or something

    
    I believe it was the mandolin but yes §m£ÂgØL is a different kind of cuck all together
12. 2018-08-12 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick Enter if my dad ever dies, you can be my new dad for practice until you produce a proper heir.

    
    ill be your new dad after i find your mom and fuck her into making you a sibling.
13. 2018-08-12 at 9:04 PM UTC

    #53
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol fuck her life

    
    surprising she hasnt suicided yet. maybe future-ex-fiance #3 will be the lucky one
14. 2018-08-12 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #54
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Oh I am so fucking glad I'm not a dad.

    
    Why did hydro tell me you cried when finding out you werent then
15. 2018-08-12 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #55
    

    mso8 Houston
    maybe you becoming a dad will turn you into less of a whiny bitch. maybe it will be hard and tiresome and nothing will change.
    
    in any event, i'm happy for you and wish you the best of luck, godspeed. we are all gonna make it
16. 2018-08-13 at 12:23 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my daughters mom is such a loser i can't stand her, she literally bought a wedding dress twice when she was w 2 different guys and it didn't work out.

    
    Goddam that is loser
17. 2018-08-13 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #57
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita Why did hydro tell me you cried when finding out you werent then

    
    Bump
18. 2018-08-13 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #58
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's nothing. I knew a girl who bought five consecutive wedding dresses and all the men cancelled out last minute. Now she's a monk.
19. 2018-08-13 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #59
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's nothing. I knew a girl who bought five consecutive wedding dresses and all the men cancelled out last minute. Now she's a monk.

    
    Is she
20. 2018-08-13 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #60
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Enterita Is she

    
    I already said it was a she. Pay attention, kid.