I'm not ready to be a father.

1. 2018-08-12 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I can't do this. :(
2. 2018-08-12 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   duh
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3. 2018-08-12 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #3
   Enterita African Astronaut
   When you read my posts, does anyone see a man? Or do you see a boy?
4. 2018-08-12 at 12:18 PM UTC

   #4
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra duh

   
   what do you mean duh
   
   what specifically do you see in me that knows im not ready
5. 2018-08-12 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole
   Then u shud not have been fucking without a rubber, Son. Ur old enough to know how this works by now... if you can't do 'the time', then don't do 'the crime'.
6. 2018-08-12 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #6
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enterita When you read my posts…..

   
   
7. 2018-08-12 at 12:27 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Enter,
   It is perfectly normal to waver between doubt and excitement, the fear of the unknown. Don’t know you in real life, so I can’t say if you’ll be a good father. I will tell you that when that baby is born, you will feel a love like no other.
8. 2018-08-12 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #8
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   
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9. 2018-08-12 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #9
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist Enter,
   It is perfectly normal to waver between doubt and excitement, the fear of the unknown. Don’t know you in real life, so I can’t say if you’ll be a good father. I will tell you that when that baby is born, you will feel a love like no other.

   
   I have heard this to be a thing. Like people are really nervous and feeling fucked, but then when they see their baby for the first time it's indescribable.
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10. 2018-08-12 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #10
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Enterita When you read my posts, does anyone see a man? Or do you see a boy?

    
    I see a garbage truck.
11. 2018-08-12 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by Enterita When you read my posts, does anyone see a man? Or do you see a boy?

    
    So you think that at a certain point you suddenly grow up mentally?
    
    You might have imposter syndrome. Lots of people do, it's when they feel they couldn't possibly be in charge of the things they are.
12. 2018-08-12 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Ember McLain Houston
    Wear a protection then dummy
13. 2018-08-12 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Op, why tf were u dropping loads into some random slit, if u didnt wanna be a daddy?
14. 2018-08-12 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #14
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Op, why tf were u dropping loads into some random slit, if u didnt wanna be a daddy?

    
    
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15. 2018-08-12 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #15
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita I can't do this. :(

    
    solution:
    
    insert metal coat hanger deep into vagina
    
    take a firm grip on the coat hanger and do an impression of michael j fox rolling down a flight of stairs during an earthquake
    
    voila. problem solved.
16. 2018-08-12 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #16
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita When you read my posts, does anyone see a man? Or do you see a boy?

    
    i want you to post your nude selfies so i can actually see what im fapping to
17. 2018-08-12 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #17
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You could file a legal pursuit to remove your name and association from the child permanently.
18. 2018-08-12 at 4 PM UTC

    #18
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol fagatron
19. 2018-08-12 at 4:01 PM UTC

    #19
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You could file a legal pursuit to remove your name and association from the child permanently.

    
    Whut? Not that I want to, but what do you mean? Why wouldn't people do this to avoid paying child support etc?
20. 2018-08-12 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Enterita Whut? Not that I want to, but what do you mean? Why wouldn't people do this to avoid paying child support etc?

    
    The child support would be a whole different case.