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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    Hydro a lesbian
  2. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone In other more happy news, I was given a bit of MDMA from this girl I've been going out and smoking with from the maternity ward. I'm fucking jealous, those bitches have comfy rocking recliners over there. I delivered so many fucking babies before(well, I shat one out once, but I've been there, and had to stick my hands up many a cunt before to flip/get a baby unstuck more times than I can count, and sucked the snot/amniotic sac goopy snot out of babies noses, so that fucking counts) and I never fucking got a comfy rocking recliner before, and I've had to rock a lot of fucking newborns in my life (mostly puppies, but my fair share of goats too). I'm gettin' me one when I'm outta here.

    lol her nurse put out a BOLO for her when she was gone for like… 2-3 hours. My nursing unit gives zero fucks, but I guess it's because she's in the maternity, and they are really anal cunts (haha, I guess it's from all the cunts they have to put up with, but I see why 1337's ex wanted to work in a maternity unit with all the comfy shit, and the fucking snack pantry that's like sitting out in the hall to be grazed upon by prego bitches). My nurses are cool enough not to care if I'm gone for hours. I've made a lot of friends here… fuck, I make friends where ever I go. At any point, I got like 5 people who call me on my phone in my room to get me to come out and smoke when they're going.

    Damn, I fucking passed out before I got to post this lol

    all nurses and doctors should be hung
  3. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra can't read

    send help

    We will need to surgically open ur Chinese eyes
  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Loing We will need to surgically open ur Chinese eyes

    is this dude a communist spy? that's not okay
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone In other more happy news, I was given a bit of MDMA from this girl I've been going out and smoking with from the maternity ward. I'm fucking jealous, those bitches have comfy rocking recliners over there. I delivered so many fucking babies before(well, I shat one out once, but I've been there, and had to stick my hands up many a cunt before to flip/get a baby unstuck more times than I can count, and sucked the snot/amniotic sac goopy snot out of babies noses, so that fucking counts) and I never fucking got a comfy rocking recliner before, and I've had to rock a lot of fucking newborns in my life (mostly puppies, but my fair share of goats too). I'm gettin' me one when I'm outta here.

    lol her nurse put out a BOLO for her when she was gone for like… 2-3 hours. My nursing unit gives zero fucks, but I guess it's because she's in the maternity, and they are really anal cunts (haha, I guess it's from all the cunts they have to put up with, but I see why 1337's ex wanted to work in a maternity unit with all the comfy shit, and the fucking snack pantry that's like sitting out in the hall to be grazed upon by prego bitches). My nurses are cool enough not to care if I'm gone for hours. I've made a lot of friends here… fuck, I make friends where ever I go. At any point, I got like 5 people who call me on my phone in my room to get me to come out and smoke when they're going.

    Damn, I fucking passed out before I got to post this lol

    Hydro its hella trashy to be in the hospital for no reason for like 5 weeks.
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  6. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Hydro its hella trashy to be in the hospital for no reason for like 5 weeks.

    you wont find me in the hospital unless my leg is where my arm is,and even then only for about six hours
  7. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you wont find me in the hospital unless my leg is where my arm is

    Don't do PCP
  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Loing Don't do PCP

    Unless you're in a hospital
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Loing Don't do PCP

    ketamine is king
  10. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box ketamine is king

    That sorts shit scares me. I just stick to weed and psychedelics for the most part, lil bit of Crouton.
  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Loing That sorts shit scares me. I just stick to weed and psychedelics for the most part, lil bit of Crouton.

    you sound like a pussy. you dont even know the shit ive stuck into my veins. im probably the healthiest person alive too. drink some datura tea and pray to kali.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Loing We will need to surgically open ur Chinese eyes

    I think I drunkenly posted a phgoto of my eyes a while back, they're only a little bit asian
  13. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you sound like a pussy. you dont even know the shit ive stuck into my veins. im probably the healthiest person alive too. drink some datura tea and pray to kali.

    I recall you having mental problems so I think we diverge on bravery vs being retarded. But I'm glad you enjoy life's many pleasures.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    wake up smoke bowl laff at funny videos go back to bed repeat infinite
  15. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Loing I recall you having mental problems so I think we diverge on bravery vs being retarded. But I'm glad you enjoy life's many pleasures.

    im probably the most sane, calm, collected person you'll ever meet.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box im probably the most sane, calm, collected person you'll ever meet.

    oh hi spectral
  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by aldra oh hi spectral

    sup fag
  18. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box im probably the most sane, calm, collected person you'll ever meet.

    Do you think that's because of the drugs or despite them?
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't start the day off right without my cuppa Joe amirite ladies??!!

    It's like, dont u EVEN try to talk to me yet girl I ain't had my first sip GIRL.

    These girls FEEL ME. YEAH THEY KNOW HOW WE DO. it's like.. It's like.. If we ain't got our morning Starbucks, it's like.. Don't EVEN with us. DONT EVEN RIGHT NOW!!

    Ladies??!!!! Do you FEEL ME????

    AHOHOHOHOHO
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  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Loing Do you think that's because of the drugs or despite them?

    inspite of everything. the greatest part of drugs is exposing yourself to primal fears in a way that your brain can't tell the difference.
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