2018-12-28 at 7:59 AM UTC
Narc
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[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
I just spent the whole of last night with the most amazing chick ever.
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2018-12-28 at 8:08 AM UTC
Narc
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[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
She was Lithuanian chick, very pretty, like 10/10 at least. Really hope I get to see this one again.
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2018-12-28 at 10:18 AM UTC
I am not up to date with these new fangled bijeo James like the kids and their fortnite and undertale
2018-12-28 at 12:19 PM UTC
aldra
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sounds like you two have a lot in common
2018-12-28 at 12:23 PM UTC
aldra
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Medieval apostates such as Johann Pfefferkorn, Julius Conrad Otto, Johann Adrian, and Samuel Friedrich Brenz wrote that the common belief among jedis at the time was that on Christmas Eve, Jesus would wander all the toilets of the world as a punishment for spreading false teachings. They wrote that jedis feared that if Jesus heard them reading the Torah, he would get a respite from his suffering, so they refrained from it. The apostates also wrote about jedis eating a lot of garlic on Christmas Eve to ward off the demon Jesus, as well as jedi children being hesitant to use the latrine on Christmas Eve from the fear of Jesus reaching out and pulling them in.[4]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nittel_Nachtlol fucking jedis
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2018-12-28 at 12:26 PM UTC
In other more happy news, I was given a bit of MDMA from this girl I've been going out and smoking with from the maternity ward. I'm fucking jealous, those bitches have comfy rocking recliners over there. I delivered so many fucking babies before(well, I shat one out once, but I've been there, and had to stick my hands up many a cunt before to flip/get a baby unstuck more times than I can count, and sucked the snot/amniotic sac goopy snot out of babies noses, so that fucking counts) and I never fucking got a comfy rocking recliner before, and I've had to rock a lot of fucking newborns in my life (mostly puppies, but my fair share of goats too). I'm gettin' me one when I'm outta here.
lol her nurse put out a BOLO for her when she was gone for like... 2-3 hours. My nursing unit gives zero fucks, but I guess it's because she's in the maternity, and they are really anal cunts (haha, I guess it's from all the cunts they have to put up with, but I see why 1337's ex wanted to work in a maternity unit with all the comfy shit, and the fucking snack pantry that's like sitting out in the hall to be grazed upon by prego bitches). My nurses are cool enough not to care if I'm gone for hours. I've made a lot of friends here... fuck, I make friends where ever I go. At any point, I got like 5 people who call me on my phone in my room to get me to come out and smoke when they're going.
Damn, I fucking passed out before I got to post this lol
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2018-12-28 at 12:30 PM UTC
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