2018-12-28 at 1:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone
In other more happy news, I was given a bit of MDMA from this girl I've been going out and smoking with from the maternity ward. I'm fucking jealous, those bitches have comfy rocking recliners over there. I delivered so many fucking babies before(well, I shat one out once, but I've been there, and had to stick my hands up many a cunt before to flip/get a baby unstuck more times than I can count, and sucked the snot/amniotic sac goopy snot out of babies noses, so that fucking counts) and I never fucking got a comfy rocking recliner before, and I've had to rock a lot of fucking newborns in my life (mostly puppies, but my fair share of goats too). I'm gettin' me one when I'm outta here.
lol her nurse put out a BOLO for her when she was gone for like… 2-3 hours. My nursing unit gives zero fucks, but I guess it's because she's in the maternity, and they are really anal cunts (haha, I guess it's from all the cunts they have to put up with, but I see why 1337's ex wanted to work in a maternity unit with all the comfy shit, and the fucking snack pantry that's like sitting out in the hall to be grazed upon by prego bitches). My nurses are cool enough not to care if I'm gone for hours. I've made a lot of friends here… fuck, I make friends where ever I go. At any point, I got like 5 people who call me on my phone in my room to get me to come out and smoke when they're going.
Damn, I fucking passed out before I got to post this lol
Hydro its hella trashy to be in the hospital for no reason for like 5 weeks.
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2018-12-28 at 2:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Loing
That sorts shit scares me. I just stick to weed and psychedelics for the most part, lil bit of Crouton.
you sound like a pussy. you dont even know the shit ive stuck into my veins. im probably the healthiest person alive too. drink some datura tea and pray to kali.
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2018-12-28 at 2:51 PM UTC
wake up smoke bowl laff at funny videos go back to bed repeat infinite
2018-12-28 at 3:21 PM UTC
I can't start the day off right without my cuppa Joe amirite ladies??!!
It's like, dont u EVEN try to talk to me yet girl I ain't had my first sip GIRL.
These girls FEEL ME. YEAH THEY KNOW HOW WE DO. it's like.. It's like.. If we ain't got our morning Starbucks, it's like.. Don't EVEN with us. DONT EVEN RIGHT NOW!!
Ladies??!!!! Do you FEEL ME????
AHOHOHOHOHO
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2018-12-28 at 3:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Loing
Do you think that's because of the drugs or despite them?
inspite of everything. the greatest part of drugs is exposing yourself to primal fears in a way that your brain can't tell the difference.
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