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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My roommate and his girl broke up, and she's been acting weirdly nice to me lately and wanting to hang out and shit. I hung out with her and some friends until like 1 last night, and now she's hitting me up on FB saying we should chill more and inviting me out tonight.

    She wants to sacrifice you in a blood ritual.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Personality/10 ??
  3. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My roommate and his girl broke up, and she's been acting weirdly nice to me lately and wanting to hang out and shit. I hung out with her and some friends until like 1 last night, and now she's hitting me up on FB saying we should chill more and inviting me out tonight.

    Pee in her butt
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by benny vader hows that conflict shitpile coming ???

    not sleeping/writing now
  5. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra not sleeping/writing now

    yay.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My roommate and his girl broke up, and she's been acting weirdly nice to me lately and wanting to hang out and shit. I hung out with her and some friends until like 1 last night, and now she's hitting me up on FB saying we should chill more and inviting me out tonight.

    she wants to piss him off by sleeping with his pal. guaranteed she'll make sure he finds out about it too.



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  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Here's a video of my girlfriend being cute:

  8. You can take the poor out of trashy, but you can't take the trashy out of trashy
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit. How a nigga live.
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    MAN, I just wanna fuckin' shoot myself in the head.
  11. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Yo Darnell, you cayyn't do that! We all sufferin' hee you feel me?
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yo can defo shoot §m£ÂgØL in the head tho, that's always an option. just keep that in mind innit.



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  13. I think hydro has dibs on that already
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    She's holed up in hospital so I think she'd welcome any assistance with the task at the moment.



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  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist she wants to piss him off by sleeping with his pal. guaranteed she'll make sure he finds out about it too.



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    It's so predictable. Bonus points for LSD just getting out of jail.
  16. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery MAN, I just wanna fuckin' shoot myself in the head.

    This
  17. EYYYYYY

    Let's all shoot ourselves' in the FUCKIN' head!!
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by DietPiano EYYYYYY

    Let's all shoot ourselves' in the FUCKIN' head!!

    I don't want to shoot myself in that head, I need it for fuckin
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  19. Lanny, I need your Fuckin head too.

    I wanna wrap my lips around your turtle shell

    (Smell the smegma!)


    I'll give a lippin so goo you can fell my bottom, and my bottom taste buds!

    Oh Lanny your cock will be just heavenly DIVINE pushin' up against my broken ass 30° to the LEFT cock!
  20. *clutches pearls*

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