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  1. An Asian prostitute posing as a masseuse.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson An Asian prostitute posing as a masseuse.

    That's the only way you can get laid
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's the only way you can get laid

    It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings...I'm not into old women like you...even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man

    ...oh and...



    Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man

    …oh and…



    Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"


    Break your back, fight four. men half your age a month later, and have cops take pic afterwards Bubba.

    BTW they don't arrest, book, and photograph the loosers in that scenario.



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  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Break your back, fight four. men half your age a month later, and have cops take pic afterwards Bubba.

    BTW they don't arrest, book, and photograph the loosers in that scenario.



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    Never seen fighting result in massive age progression and unkempt facial/head hair before!

    Clearly they clobbered you with the ugly stick too.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Never seen fighting result in massive age progression and unkempt facial/head hair before!

    Clearly they clobbered you with the ugly stick too.

    Let's see your face on your best day compared to my worst Mary.
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can I call you a Whaambulance?

    sure. and i'll call you a ....

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man

    …oh and…



    Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"


    oh, nevermind. you have had enough.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sure. and i'll call you a ….



    oh, nevermind. you have had enough.

    If all you have is a single moment from 5 years ago you had better not lose that jpg.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    LG 32QN650-B Monitor 32"


    https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B08J9PTTFQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s01?ie=UTF8&th=1

  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    [3MP 2 Way Audio] Security Camera System Wireless,SAFEVANT 8 Channel Wireless Surveillance System with 8pcs 3MP IP Cameras,WiFi Security Camera System for Outdoor Indoor

    https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GMHM8VW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Ten 15 gallon Mondell Pine trees, five Golden Barrel cactus, five Purple Prickly Pear cactus, and two 15 gallon Blue Palo Verde trees.
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    avocados
    chive/onion cream cheese
    sliced salmon
    alfalfa sprouts
    triscuit crackers
    pomegranate
  13. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man

    …oh and…



    Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"


    "Potato jedi"
  14. My bi weekly curry order which I'm picking up at 4.15pm
  15. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man

    …oh and…



    Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"


    Is that Speedy Parker 😆🤣🤣

    Damn
    No wonder the guys always so bitchy
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    rohypnol
  17. Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Is that Speedy Parker 😆🤣🤣

    Damn
    No wonder the guys always so bitchy

    He said he looks like that because he took on 4 guys...the dirty rascal.
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He said he looks like that because he took on 4 guys…the dirty rascal.

    Nicknamed by locals as the "Cane Whacker".
  19. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ten 15 gallon Mondell Pine trees, five Golden Barrel cactus, five Purple Prickly Pear cactus, and two 15 gallon Blue Palo Verde trees.

    for what.
  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nicknamed by locals as the "Cane Whacker".

    reciprocating or non-reciprocating.
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