what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2022-04-26 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #7441
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   An Asian prostitute posing as a masseuse.
2. 2022-04-26 at 3:26 PM UTC

   #7442
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson An Asian prostitute posing as a masseuse.

   
   That's the only way you can get laid
3. 2022-04-26 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #7443
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's the only way you can get laid

   
   It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings...I'm not into old women like you...even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man
   
   ...oh and...
   
   
   
   Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • POLECAT, 
   • vindicktive vinny
4. 2022-04-27 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #7444
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man
   
   …oh and…
   
   
   
   Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"
   
   

   
   Break your back, fight four. men half your age a month later, and have cops take pic afterwards Bubba.
   
   BTW they don't arrest, book, and photograph the loosers in that scenario.
   
   
   
   Ninja edit failed...
5. 2022-04-27 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #7445
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Break your back, fight four. men half your age a month later, and have cops take pic afterwards Bubba.
   
   BTW they don't arrest, book, and photograph the loosers in that scenario.
   
   
   
   Ninja edit failed…

   
   
   
   Never seen fighting result in massive age progression and unkempt facial/head hair before!
   
   Clearly they clobbered you with the ugly stick too.
6. 2022-04-27 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #7446
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
   
   Never seen fighting result in massive age progression and unkempt facial/head hair before!
   
   Clearly they clobbered you with the ugly stick too.

   
   Let's see your face on your best day compared to my worst Mary.
7. 2022-04-27 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #7447
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can I call you a Whaambulance?

   
   sure. and i'll call you a ....
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man
   
   …oh and…
   
   
   
   Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"
   
   

   
   oh, nevermind. you have had enough.
8. 2022-04-27 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #7448
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sure. and i'll call you a ….
   
   
   
   oh, nevermind. you have had enough.

   
   If all you have is a single moment from 5 years ago you had better not lose that jpg.
9. 2022-04-28 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #7449
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   LG 32QN650-B Monitor 32"
   
   
   https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B08J9PTTFQ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s01?ie=UTF8&th=1
   
   
10. 2022-04-28 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #7450
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    [3MP 2 Way Audio] Security Camera System Wireless,SAFEVANT 8 Channel Wireless Surveillance System with 8pcs 3MP IP Cameras,WiFi Security Camera System for Outdoor Indoor
    
    https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GMHM8VW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
    
    
11. 2022-04-28 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #7451
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Ten 15 gallon Mondell Pine trees, five Golden Barrel cactus, five Purple Prickly Pear cactus, and two 15 gallon Blue Palo Verde trees.
12. 2022-04-28 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #7452
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    avocados
    chive/onion cream cheese
    sliced salmon
    alfalfa sprouts
    triscuit crackers
    pomegranate
13. 2022-04-28 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #7453
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man
    
    …oh and…
    
    
    
    Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"
    
    

    
    "Potato jedi"
14. 2022-04-28 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #7454
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    My bi weekly curry order which I'm picking up at 4.15pm
15. 2022-04-28 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #7455
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the only way I can get laid by 20 somethings…I'm not into old women like you…even though they are ALWAYS sniffing around this hunk of man
    
    …oh and…
    
    
    
    Mr "I get laid 5 times a week"
    
    

    
    Is that Speedy Parker 😆🤣🤣
    
    Damn
    No wonder the guys always so bitchy
16. 2022-04-28 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #7456
    WellHung Black Hole
    rohypnol
17. 2022-04-28 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #7457
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Is that Speedy Parker 😆🤣🤣
    
    Damn
    No wonder the guys always so bitchy

    
    He said he looks like that because he took on 4 guys...the dirty rascal.
18. 2022-04-28 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #7458
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He said he looks like that because he took on 4 guys…the dirty rascal.

    
    Nicknamed by locals as the "Cane Whacker".
19. 2022-04-28 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #7459
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ten 15 gallon Mondell Pine trees, five Golden Barrel cactus, five Purple Prickly Pear cactus, and two 15 gallon Blue Palo Verde trees.

    
    for what.
20. 2022-04-28 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #7460
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nicknamed by locals as the "Cane Whacker".

    
    reciprocating or non-reciprocating.