User Controls

what's the last thing you bought?

  1. Originally posted by infinityshock So that's how you describe your orifice…

    your just jealous i have an orifice.

    yours can onle be described as geographic contour.
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Man cannot live on noodles alone.

    you'd be surprised with the variation of noodles avaleable out there.
  3. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
  4. Originally posted by infinityshock

    with the 'copper' finish

    ok, so for young and impressionable boys out there, here are a few words about knives.

    1- a "knife" with such a rough and sharp finger guard that was designed to guard against forward motion with lots of potential to cut your own fingers when pushing it forword are meant for stabbing edged weapons.

    REAL men stab by holding their edged weapons waist high and thrusting it forward and slightly upward due to anatomy of human arms. therefore an efficient stabbing weapon for MEN have their sharp tip pointed slightly upward to harness the movement of human arm.

    an edge pointed straight forward like the "knife" depicted above is more suitable for use in a womanly jab, like how one picks ices with an ice pick.

    2- a "knife" this long qualifies as a machete, and as we all know, machetes are mainly used for slashing. sharp tip and finger guards that are more likely to hurt you than protect you in a forward motion on a slashing edged tool are redundant.

    a sex toy like this is an indicator of your midlife status and the level of your disposable income, and not your prowless in weapons and combatt.

    be advised.
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I just made a deal at my local sled shop for a 2024 polaris 850 pro rmk 155 slash for $13250.00, I was going to get a used polaris 9r pro rmk for 13 but it didnt have a warranty so i'll have to go for the new sled for 13250 with a 3 year warranty
  6. infinityshock Black Hole
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ok, so for young and impressionable boys out there, here are a few words about knives.

    1- a "knife" with such a rough and sharp finger guard that was designed to guard against forward motion with lots of potential to cut your own fingers when pushing it forword are meant for stabbing edged weapons.

    REAL men stab by holding their edged weapons waist high and thrusting it forward and slightly upward due to anatomy of human arms. therefore an efficient stabbing weapon for MEN have their sharp tip pointed slightly upward to harness the movement of human arm.

    an edge pointed straight forward like the "knife" depicted above is more suitable for use in a womanly jab, like how one picks ices with an ice pick.

    2- a "knife" this long qualifies as a machete, and as we all know, machetes are mainly used for slashing. sharp tip and finger guards that are more likely to hurt you than protect you in a forward motion on a slashing edged tool are redundant.

    a sex toy like this is an indicator of your midlife status and the level of your disposable income, and not your prowless in weapons and combatt.

    be advised.

    youre so adorable when you try to lure in young and impressionable boys by pretending to know something about something that you dont know about.

    firstly and foremostly, edged weapons are thousands of year old tech and were made obsolete as weapons by firearms. ergo, anyone with 'prowless' in weapons and combat is going to shoot your ass, not slice and dice it like a fucking kitchen chef making a salad.

    secondly and secondarily, the form-factor of that blade is one of the oldest and most prevalent designs and one of the most common to be found on battlefields of antiquity. the reason for its popularity is because it is the kalashnikov of that time frame...easily wielded and effective by poorly trained amateur soldiers yet adaptable enough to be deadly in the hand of a more skilled swordsman. the shape is intended to be used in slashing however it is still quite effective in thrusting/stabbing. more recent...such as greek...swordsmen used that basic shape while mounted on horsies due to its effectiveness in slashing.

    REAL men know that in bladed combat they take whatever opening they can get when a target becomes available.

    the one single thing in all the history of the universe that youve ever been correct about is its purpose as a sex toy.

  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT I just made a deal at my local sled shop for a 2024 polaris 850 pro rmk 155 slash for $13250.00, I was going to get a used polaris 9r pro rmk for 13 but it didnt have a warranty so i'll have to go for the new sled for 13250 with a 3 year warranty

    its the middle of april...what the hell are you going to do with a horseless snow mobile at this time of year
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    saving 3 thousand dollars and getting 5 months to pay for it at the dealership
  10. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Excited to mess around with this

  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT saving 3 thousand dollars and getting 5 months to pay for it at the dealership

    take off the tracks and replace them with wheels and you can pretend its a four-wheeler
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have a 4 wheeler already,, no time to ride cuz i gotta make loot for sledding next winter
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT I have a 4 wheeler already,, no time to ride cuz i gotta make loot for sledding next winter

    Move to Siberia and you won't have to wait
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ide still have to make loot to spend on sledding , if I didnt have to start over in painting in a better snowmobiling area I would already have moved but vtrs are fools about paying to much for labor and ive never seen it like this anywhere else
  15. I bought a Jedi. a real one not the Lanny Filter
  16. Originally posted by infinityshock Move to Siberia and you won't have to wait

    Siberia, where summer inside the arctic circle is easily 20°C?

    I was inside the arctic circle in Lapland in Finland recently on a reduced price Santa flight, seen the snowmobiles and the snowmobile tracks, including on the now disused railway tracks leading to Russia. It looks like mad fun, but expensive. We only stayed a few hours, but had a nice adventure, including being stuck out when our fancy modern rental car developed an electrical bug.
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Siberia, where summer inside the arctic circle is easily 20°C?

    I was inside the arctic circle in Lapland in Finland recently on a reduced price Santa flight, seen the snowmobiles and the snowmobile tracks, including on the now disused railway tracks leading to Russia. It looks like mad fun, but expensive. We only stayed a few hours, but had a nice adventure, including being stuck out when our fancy modern rental car developed an electrical bug.

    he likes snow...sibera has it year round

    im allergic to it. i avoid it at all costs. fortunately i dodged the bullet last month on having to go to a snow skiing expedition to colorado
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    snow is white so I know its right
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT snow is white so I know its right

    snow is cold so everyone knows its evil
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    everyone knows its hot in hell so I do not agree with you on that
Jump to Top