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  1. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    A particle accelerator
  2. Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker In your case just the French Canadians because you fuck a frog faced gook.

    Aww c'mon now insulting the French is one thing and also very fun but picking on Asians. Some of the women are fucking hawt and come to Hongcouver if ya don't believe me.
  3. G African Astronaut
    Deadstock 1992 RLP Wing socks in NY Knicks colorway.

  4. used jungle combatt boots.
  5. Mousetraps for work.
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    mouse traps for pleasure
  7. The mouse traps are laid, they are the glue ones...I bought some about 3 weeks ago but the mouse is fucking with me...it fucked up all 4 of the old ones...moved them around daily, wall insulation stuck to them...but no mouse.

    I'm hoping the new ones (different brand) are stickier, someone here at work suggested I put my finger in one to test the stickiness...as if I'm stupid enough to fall for that, again.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    eggs
  9. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The mouse traps are laid, they are the glue ones…I bought some about 3 weeks ago but the mouse is fucking with me…it fucked up all 4 of the old ones…moved them around daily, wall insulation stuck to them…but no mouse.

    I'm hoping the new ones (different brand) are stickier, someone here at work suggested I put my finger in one to test the stickiness…as if I'm stupid enough to fall for that, again.

    There is one with an anesthesia mixed in. smells minty licorice. I caught like 3 on one of them. Puts them to sleep and they face plant and suffocate while knocked out and sleeping
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    camping propane grill refill
  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free There is one with an anesthesia mixed in. smells minty licorice. I caught like 3 on one of them. Puts them to sleep and they face plant and suffocate while knocked out and sleeping

    that sounds more humane and also like a marketing lie i dunno man why not use the spinal-smasher spring loaded type and put em out of their misery. i think glue traps are fucked up but thats just like my opinion man i bet some cartel beaners invented it. mice need a house too
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The mouse traps are laid, they are the glue ones…I bought some about 3 weeks ago but the mouse is fucking with me…it fucked up all 4 of the old ones…moved them around daily, wall insulation stuck to them…but no mouse.

    I'm hoping the new ones (different brand) are stickier, someone here at work suggested I put my finger in one to test the stickiness…as if I'm stupid enough to fall for that, again.

    just bring your cat to work and keave it there.
  13. Originally posted by Lodger Free There is one with an anesthesia mixed in. smells minty licorice. I caught like 3 on one of them. Puts them to sleep and they face plant and suffocate while knocked out and sleeping

    That's murder.
  14. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just bring your cat to work and keave it there.

    The boss has 2 Golden retrievers he brings in everyday...they'd tear poor kitty apart.
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The boss has 2 Golden retrievers he brings in everyday…they'd tear poor kitty apart.

    dont they deserve to be presumed innocent until proven to be otherwise.
  16. They should be presumed guilty until proven guilty.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    A slinkee
  18. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's murder.

    So peel them off and do mouth to mouth on them and let them go so you can rinse and repeat
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you would too if you live where i live.

    Can I call you a Whaambulance?
  20. Originally posted by Lodger Free So peel them off and do mouth to mouth on them and let them go so you can rinse and repeat

    Mouth to snout. Get it right, soldier.
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