what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2021-12-07 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #6281
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   unless the rumor is true and POLECATLIVES4EVA!!!
2. 2021-12-07 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #6282
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

   Originally posted by WellHung i use a wet paper towel for swamp ass. it works fabulously.

   
   i always wet my toilet paper over the sink when i wipe my ass
   
   and then the final wipe is with a dry one
3. 2021-12-07 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #6283
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?
4. 2021-12-07 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #6284
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   As a young child playing in the woods many a time a log was dropped and the residue removed using last autumns leaf fall.
5. 2021-12-07 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #6285
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?

   
   "inhale" it back in by tightening the muscles until it's ready to birth.
6. 2021-12-07 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #6286
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "inhale" it back in by tightening the muscles until it's ready to birth.

   
   In that scenario, you'd have to name it.
7. 2021-12-07 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #6287
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Or abort it, in Jiggly Booty's case.
8. 2021-12-08 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #6288
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?

   
   do you not have a working spinchter.
9. 2021-12-08 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #6289
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Pour baby powder on it and nudge it out.
10. 2021-12-08 at 2:04 AM UTC

    #6290
    WellHung Black Hole
    Indian cuisine
11. 2021-12-08 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #6291
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?

    
    Cover a pencil in oil of your choice then wedge it up your asshole eraser side first and wiggle it around until you dislodge everything
12. 2021-12-08 at 8:05 AM UTC

    #6292
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Solstice Cover a pencil in oil of your choice then wedge it up your asshole eraser side first and wiggle it around until you dislodge everything

    
    Just stick it straight down the length if the turd and then elegantly twirl it out if your asshole like a carnie making cotton candy
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13. 2021-12-08 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #6293
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    How about a vacuum cleaner?
14. 2021-12-08 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #6294
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about a vacuum cleaner?

    
    get a dog.
15. 2021-12-08 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #6295
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wariat would enjoy tongue-punching it out for you.
16. 2021-12-08 at 9:22 PM UTC

    #6296
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    i got 150 dollars in the form of 3 50 dollar amazon cards.... Mmmm what should I get. I still havnt used them yet.
    
    
    mmmm 150 delicious Amazon dollars. I could purchase Amazon Fresh and order some groceries. what would you buy with 150 dollars in Amazon cards?
17. 2021-12-08 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #6297
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    folx
18. 2021-12-08 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #6298
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready i got 150 dollars in the form of 3 50 dollar amazon cards…. Mmmm what should I get. I still havnt used them yet.
    
    
    mmmm 150 delicious Amazon dollars. I could purchase Amazon Fresh and order some groceries. what would you buy with 150 dollars in Amazon cards?

    
    I would buy meat and canned goods. Everything is going to skyrocket shortly.
19. 2021-12-10 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #6299
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT a 24 foot 6" flexible pipe I was stoned as fuck and forgot to check to see if it was aluminum or stainless steel till the next day I remembered it didn't feel like stainless when I loaded it so I went out and checked it out and yup I done fucked up again its aluminum and I cant use it for my woodstove pipe,
    not to fret doe, I'm a fart smeller and I'll repurpose it into heating duct from the living room to the back bedroom with an opening in the bathroom and other bedroom its gonna change the whole air flow in the trailer and def warm up the rest of the house.
    I'm searching for a 20 foot 3/16ths solid pipe to use for a stove pipe now, one that will last 40 years instead of the ones that only last 11 months

    
    Paint it inside and out with stove paint maybe. The black will help radiate the heat better too.
20. 2021-12-10 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #6300
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Paint it inside and out with stove paint maybe. The black will help radiate the heat better too.

    
    its because he thought his wood stove is capable of producing 640+ °C and melt his aluminum pipe.
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