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1. 2021-12-07 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #6261
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Umm.. yeah. we do. I like to make sure my asshole is clean as possible. And I don't wipe as much as dab. so it takes 5-6 dabs several times a day
   
   I just said she wastes paper towels like it's growing out of the kitchen counter.

   
   Not an expert, but maybe you guys are having sticky shits and need to start washing your assholes with water instead of using loads of paper.
2. 2021-12-07 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #6262
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Not an expert, but maybe you guys are having sticky shits and need to start washing your assholes with water instead of using loads of paper.

   
   i use a wet paper towel for swamp ass. it works fabulously.
3. 2021-12-07 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #6263
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Sloppy shit is a sign you have too much fat in your diet, mine are solid and mess free...a cursory look at the TP after wiping shows no evidence of use.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grylls, 
   • Donald Trump
4. 2021-12-07 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #6264
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Absolutely
5. 2021-12-07 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #6265
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by WellHung i use a wet paper towel for swamp ass. it works fabulously.

   
   Where’s your comeback?
6. 2021-12-07 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #6266
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   If your shit is really awful, just strip off and hop into the shower instead of wasting a whole roll of paper trying to clean it off, not doing a great job, and walking around with a poopy butt all day.
7. 2021-12-07 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #6267
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mine are usually catastrophic
8. 2021-12-07 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #6268
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I got 2 massive solid logs stuck in the toilet again yesterday
   
   Bleach doesn’t help I ended up smashing the poop to bits with a mop handle
9. 2021-12-07 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #6269
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   UK toilets are inferior to US toilets...FACT.
   
   I rarely block the toilet here in the US but every time I go to England I block the toilets there 95% of the time...it's all that "low water use/economy flush" bullshit.
   
   I'm a 6'4" 240lb MAN...not some 5'8" 155lb English nerd...my shits need good water pressure to aid them on their way to the ocean.
10. 2021-12-07 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #6270
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Everything is bigger in murica because the average murican is obese
    
    Europeans can drive smaller motors because we can actually fit in them
    
    Yanks have to drive big gas guzzling motors for the extra power to shift that body weight
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Donald Trump
11. 2021-12-07 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #6271
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump If your shit is really awful, just strip off and hop into the shower instead of wasting a whole roll of paper trying to clean it off, not doing a great job, and walking around with a poopy butt all day.

    
    Especially if you're going to get your anus rimmed that day.
12. 2021-12-07 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #6272
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson UK toilets are inferior to US toilets…FACT.
    
    I rarely block the toilet here in the US but every time I go to England I block the toilets there 95% of the time…it's all that "low water use/economy flush" bullshit.
    
    I'm a 6'4" 240lb MAN…not some 5'8" 155lb English nerd…my shits need good water pressure to aid them on their way to the ocean.

    
    lol...is that where you Brits designed it to go?
13. 2021-12-07 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #6273
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Everything is bigger in murica because the average murican is obese
    
    Europeans can drive smaller motors because we can actually fit in them
    
    Yanks have to drive big gas guzzling motors for the extra power to shift that body weight

    
    When I left the UK I was 187lbs and malnourished and owned a Citroen...(well I say owned it was in my girlfriends/common law wifes name so when she got mad at me she'd call the cops and report it stolen if I was out and about driving it).
    
    It took me coming to 'MURICA to bulk up with muscle and drive vehicles that had an engine more powerful than a lawnmower.
14. 2021-12-07 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #6274
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Cool story
15. 2021-12-07 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #6275
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Cool story

    
    Thanks, they always are.
16. 2021-12-07 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #6276
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Tru dat
17. 2021-12-07 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #6277
    WellHung Black Hole
    tru dizzle my nizzle.
18. 2021-12-07 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #6278
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a 24 foot 6" flexible pipe I was stoned as fuck and forgot to check to see if it was aluminum or stainless steel till the next day I remembered it didn't feel like stainless when I loaded it so I went out and checked it out and yup I done fucked up again its aluminum and I cant use it for my woodstove pipe,
    not to fret doe, I'm a fart smeller and I'll repurpose it into heating duct from the living room to the back bedroom with an opening in the bathroom and other bedroom its gonna change the whole air flow in the trailer and def warm up the rest of the house.
    I'm searching for a 20 foot 3/16ths solid pipe to use for a stove pipe now, one that will last 40 years instead of the ones that only last 11 months
19. 2021-12-07 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #6279
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm searching for a 20 foot 3/16ths solid pipe to use for a stove pipe now, one that will last 40 years instead of the ones that only last 11 months

    
    Do you expect to live another 40yrs?
20. 2021-12-07 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #6280
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Do you expect to live another 40yrs?

    
    I expect not to have to buy another pipe for the rest of my life