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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    unless the rumor is true and POLECATLIVES4EVA!!!
  2. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by WellHung i use a wet paper towel for swamp ass. it works fabulously.

    i always wet my toilet paper over the sink when i wipe my ass

    and then the final wipe is with a dry one
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?
  4. As a young child playing in the woods many a time a log was dropped and the residue removed using last autumns leaf fall.
  5. Originally posted by POLECAT how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?

    "inhale" it back in by tightening the muscles until it's ready to birth.
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "inhale" it back in by tightening the muscles until it's ready to birth.

    In that scenario, you'd have to name it.
  7. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Or abort it, in Jiggly Booty's case.
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?

    do you not have a working spinchter.
  9. Pour baby powder on it and nudge it out.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Indian cuisine
  11. Originally posted by POLECAT how do you faggots deal with a broke off cheese turd stuck half way out ur anus?

    Cover a pencil in oil of your choice then wedge it up your asshole eraser side first and wiggle it around until you dislodge everything
  12. Originally posted by Solstice Cover a pencil in oil of your choice then wedge it up your asshole eraser side first and wiggle it around until you dislodge everything

    Just stick it straight down the length if the turd and then elegantly twirl it out if your asshole like a carnie making cotton candy
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  13. How about a vacuum cleaner?
  14. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about a vacuum cleaner?

    get a dog.
  15. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Wariat would enjoy tongue-punching it out for you.
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    i got 150 dollars in the form of 3 50 dollar amazon cards.... Mmmm what should I get. I still havnt used them yet.


    mmmm 150 delicious Amazon dollars. I could purchase Amazon Fresh and order some groceries. what would you buy with 150 dollars in Amazon cards?
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    folx
  18. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready i got 150 dollars in the form of 3 50 dollar amazon cards…. Mmmm what should I get. I still havnt used them yet.


    mmmm 150 delicious Amazon dollars. I could purchase Amazon Fresh and order some groceries. what would you buy with 150 dollars in Amazon cards?

    I would buy meat and canned goods. Everything is going to skyrocket shortly.
  19. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT a 24 foot 6" flexible pipe I was stoned as fuck and forgot to check to see if it was aluminum or stainless steel till the next day I remembered it didn't feel like stainless when I loaded it so I went out and checked it out and yup I done fucked up again its aluminum and I cant use it for my woodstove pipe,
    not to fret doe, I'm a fart smeller and I'll repurpose it into heating duct from the living room to the back bedroom with an opening in the bathroom and other bedroom its gonna change the whole air flow in the trailer and def warm up the rest of the house.
    I'm searching for a 20 foot 3/16ths solid pipe to use for a stove pipe now, one that will last 40 years instead of the ones that only last 11 months

    Paint it inside and out with stove paint maybe. The black will help radiate the heat better too.
  20. Originally posted by Donald Trump Paint it inside and out with stove paint maybe. The black will help radiate the heat better too.

    its because he thought his wood stove is capable of producing 640+ °C and melt his aluminum pipe.
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