The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2015-08-03 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #621
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lughnasadh
2. 2015-08-03 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #622
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   would be funny to get some naloxone or something, and somehow get her to ingest it, and then laugh at her as she undergoes precipitated withdrawal

   I've always wanted to do this to somebody
3. 2015-08-03 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #623
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I went to pagan ritual for the first time. One guy, the bf of one of my old college professors (whom I was hoping wouldn't recognise me but she did) invited me to a Satanist thing next week I think I'll give that a pass though. Happy Lammas everyone.

   
   What was the ritual like? I'm curious. How'd you get invited into something like that? Why don't you wanna go to the Satanist thing?
4. 2015-08-03 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #624
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to write a book like 50 shades of gray except its going to be about a man who falls in love with a sadist, and it's going to explore all of the mental illness associated with the BDSM lifestyle
5. 2015-08-03 at 8:29 PM UTC

   #625
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   fifty shades of gay
6. 2015-08-03 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #626
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   fifty shades of cray
7. 2015-08-03 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #627
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   Torturing Someone By Playing Tetris With Their Endegenous Opiod System
8. 2015-08-03 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #628
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   fifty shades of gay

   I haven't actually read the book, i just read a plot synopsis
9. 2015-08-04 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #629
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
10. 2015-08-04 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #630
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    What was the ritual like? I'm curious. How'd you get invited into something like that? Why don't you wanna go to the Satanist thing?

    Was invited by a friend of a friend. No idea where she met this guy, it was her first time going too. Nearly everyone there worked at one of the local colleges, or newspaper, and generally very liberal crowd. I had met a few them before at the big gay party thing when the first gay marriage license was issued here and also at the local Unitarian Universalist Church. I don't know where you live but surely there is a Universalist Church around you. These lot weren't particularly secretive about it, just go to the church service and drop some reference and I bet you get an invite.
    
    The ritual was kind of like a Thanksgiving prayer thing for reference. Some Celtic God of abundance, I forget the name. Started off we were all standing in a circle around a fire, Sat on a table four candles were lit, they were arranged in a diamond representing North East South & West. A giant singing bowl was played a few times and then they started singing a hymn while a guy walked around the circle and fanned burning sage smoke on every one, the singing stopped when he was finished and this one chick talked about the Celtic deity and explained the ritual (lammas first harvest of fall). Then someone brought out faggots of sticks and we meditated/prayed/whatever silently while holding the faggots for roughly 10 minutes. Were told to think about whats abundant in our lives and what we would like to be abundant in our lives and channel it into the faggot then toss it into the fire when we ready and then watch the fire because sometimes the fire will talk to you. I saw green and blue flames amongst the normal fire I assume the faggots were marinated in some chemical. Then we passed around a bottle of meade and chatted about whatever. Then the singing bowl was played again and we held hands and sang another hymn. We did this thing to close the ritual and the candles were blown out and we went inside and ate bread that was baked in pentagram and Yggdrasil shapes. There were some breads shaped like cocks too for whatever reason. Then it was basically a normal dinner party affair after that. Overall a cool experience, I plan to go to every ritual they throw together from now on. I'll eventually have to lead the ritual though since it changes every time so I should probably read something more about it. They said last time they did a Nordic ritual rather than Celtic so I suppose I'd be free to use whatever Mythos I want. Maybe I can get some Crowley sex magick going.
    
    As for the Satanist thing, have you met a Satanist? This guy and his gf seemed cool, but every other Satanist I've met is a total cunt who I'd rather not associate with.
11. 2015-08-04 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #631
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, I almost killed some poor fucker today formulating the wrong IV antibiotic. The shithead doctor only wrote the drugbank number instead of the name and one of the digits for the dose got transposed by someone. When the computer bitched at me about the dose I had to call to verify. My boss tore him a new one. A few months ago a doctor ordered a 100mg morphine bolus for a patient instead of a PCA pump (where you press a button to get drugs) cartridge. Fuck sake, doctors are retarded.
    
    Also Butch isn't pregnant, thank Jeebus.
12. 2015-08-04 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #632
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I, too, assume the faggots were marinated in some chemical.
13. 2015-08-04 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #633
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    "Good, I'm hoping that the Nordic region fails so that leftists will have nothing to idolize. I'm not afraid to admit it."
    https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/comments/3fghtzv/good_im_hoping_that_the_nordic_region_fails_so/
    
    Heheheh, and I meant it too.
14. 2015-08-04 at 8:19 AM UTC

    #634
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, I'm watching a new anime and it reminded me of you and how much you liked Death Note. This has more of a modern/technological feel and lacks the supernatural element, at least so far. It's very good and seems to have been well received, something I noticed was the surprisingly high number of seeders for the torrent.
    
    http://myanimelist.net/anime/23283/Zankyou_no_Terror
15. 2015-08-04 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #635
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh shoot, I was watching Zankyou no Terror when it was airing but gave up partially because I didn't like waiting a week between episodes and because I was kicking around /a/ at the time and people were going full retard over that shit (it was airing in the same season as Tokyo Ghoul so if it wasn't bitching about TG deviating in any way from the manga it was people going apeshit over the 9/11 thing). I should totally watch it. It had someone important from cowboy bebop working on it as I recall.
16. 2015-08-04 at 9:10 AM UTC

    #636
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You know I'm rooting for them, it's really a shame they seem to be avoiding killing people. It would be really interesting to see an intelligently done anime like this with a misanthropic lead character(s), whose goal is to kills as many people as possible, induce mass terror, and do so in very creative and effective ways. Sort of like "Dark Knight" Joker.
17. 2015-08-04 at 6:35 PM UTC

    #637
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    MQ, you made me cry last night because you were so sad in TinyChat. I don't think I could be mean to you anymore. Crying is different for me because my emotions are so blunted and the range diminished, it's just tears coming out of my eyes while in a melancholy mood. I don't think I'm a natural psychopath and could hurt people if I had to actually see it in person, unless, possibly, if I genuinely hated them and felt they deserved it. I really am autistic, which is characterized by an extreme disparity in the systemizing-empathizing (the vicarious experiencing of emotion, reciprocal emotion) scale. It brought to mind how I've hurt and tried to hurt people with my words and what they may have felt given that they likely don't understand my motivations and are innately so much more emotional than I am. Fortunately my mind didn't ruminate on it. I've heard that even Hitler went to great lengths to avoid seeing the suffering he led to, and loved animals. Brought to mind my thoughts on committing acts like that and what could occur under the influence of empathogens or psychedelics, being hit with the full force of what you've done, experiencing what others felt, and being destroyed by it, left as a hollow shell in a catatonic state for the rest of your life. I still feel mildly depressed although it doesn't feel like it effected me that deeply, but maybe that's just because of how shallow my ability to experience emotions is.
18. 2015-08-04 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #638
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    malice is an extreme psychopath
19. 2015-08-04 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #639
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I bet that malice is extremely normal and well adjusted, and just enjoys typing out all this sort of stuff as a way to blow off steam from his long workweek and caring for his family.
20. 2015-08-04 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #640
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    malice is an extreme psychopath

    
    Lol no, i don't think so. In fact i don't even think Malice is mildly psychopathic.