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  1. #41
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Final step in sugar-to-morphine conversion deciphered

    http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/06/final-step-sugar-morphine-conversion-deciphered

    Mein gott!

    Gimme that sweet sweet heroin! Dirt cheap and brewable at home?

    ...

    Imagine the societal implications of that, what a pacified future it could lead to. Interesting to think about.
  2. #42
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I wonder what the open market can offer in the way of gene splicing to the general public. Like can I grab the paper that details the morphine yeast thing, throw it along with money at some Chinese lab, and get a homebrew heroin kit out of it? I wonder what kind of equipment it would take.
  3. #43
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    afaik, you would have to genetically engineer the yeast to get it to do that
  4. #44
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I wonder what the open market can offer in the way of gene splicing to the general public. Like can I grab the paper that details the morphine yeast thing, throw it along with money at some Chinese lab, and get a homebrew heroin kit out of it? I wonder what kind of equipment it would take.


    There are people on longecity who will send a list of all the chemicals needed to concoct designer smart drugs along with wad's of money I'm sure to different labs to have basically whatever they want synthesized, look on there I'm sure you'll find reputable sources/labs that will do so.
  5. #45
    Im cycling faster than Lance Armstrong after a steroid shot
  6. #46
    Possibly going on a sudden hitchhiking trip with exactly 00.73 in my bank account, we will see how things pan out.
  7. #47
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Im cycling faster than Lance Armstrong after a steroid shot

    Why?

    Possibly going on a sudden hitchhiking trip with exactly 00.73 in my bank account, we will see how things pan out.

    Where are you going? You seem bored and completely lost in life. Like, when you finally decide to start on the path to independence and adulthood, will it be too late?
  8. #48
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Holy shit Lanny, PrideSF! I already heard this year was going to be particularly crazy, can't remember/don't know why, but with the supreme court just having legalized gay marriage nationwide this could go ballistic. I wish I had some 4-FA.
  9. #49
    Where are you going? You seem bored and completely lost in life. Like, when you finally decide to start on the path to independence and adulthood, will it be too late?

    Anywhere. To see my child probably at some point. I'm not thinking of leaving because I want to go hitchhiking again, I assure you.
  10. #50
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Holy shit Lanny, PrideSF! I already heard this year was going to be particularly crazy, can't remember/don't know why, but with the supreme court just having legalized gay marriage nationwide this could go ballistic. I wish I had some 4-FA.


    2 days away. You know I've lived here for like 5 years now and I've never been to pride. It's basically just out my front door, maybe I'll stumble down there on sunday. Flirt with the cute guys, get shot down by lesbians, all that.

    It's funny, having never been been there, when people say pride the first thing that I think of is that long ass tumblr post I read somewhere (probably TiA, that sub used to be funny but it's increasingly overrun with unfunny MRA faggots dogpiling on literal retards) about how straight people "ruined pride" and how it should just be for gays. It was one of the few things on tumblr that's ever made me mad because the author was actually quasi coherent and I could see people agreeing with him, like it represented a material step backwards for gay rights movements (and was illustrative of a more general phenomenon of parts the far left disengaging with world at large through these insular communities). Anyway, I think I'll go just to say my own, personal, fuck you to that nigger.
  11. #51
    Crises averted!
  12. #52
    420bunny Yung Blood
    This thread needs piss balloons
  13. #53
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Christ, gay marriage legalized, all this pro-nigger race baiting shit, confederate flag banned by major retailers.

    I hope this spurs a wave of attempts at or at least support of secession. Hopefully as things become worse, Non-East Asian minorities bring down the country, maybe we have another major economic crisis, we may actually see the dissolution of the union. And what an oh so glorious day that will be.
  14. #54
    This thread needs piss balloons
    Im collecting all the piss jugs around the park
  15. #55
    I bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband
  16. #56
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    He's going to become someone's swamp or forest bride. They kidnap naive young boys travelling alone like him.
  17. #57
    I bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband
    Oh the stories I have. Would you believe me if I said he fucked me in the ass or would you think I was trolling?
  18. #58
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Oh the stories I have. Would you believe me if I said he fucked me in the ass or would you think I was trolling?


    You couldn't tell us you tied your own shoes this morning without us being suspicious that you were trolling blood.
  19. #59
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm not sure if §m£ÂgØL can even fully differentiate between reality and his own lies anymore. ...What a fitting punishment that would be, if a compulsive liar developed severe schizophrenia with this effect.

    What's nice if that there's a very good chance it could happen to you, §m£ÂgØL, because you annoy the shit out of me!!!
  20. #60
    Well, it did happen. Her husband rammed me from behind as I fucked her, at times our rhythm was like a hillbilly pendulum. It was hard deciding on what I wanted more, to push back against his cock or to plunge into her depths. Decisions, decisions. Anal sex really hurts at first without generating lubrication and massaging. She once fingered my asshole while sucking me off, with gloves on. I don't blame her on the gloves, my asshole is nasty.

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