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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Time to go pound on this motherfucker's door at 3 am. I've been goddamn patient enough every fucking day he "changes" his smoke alarm battery and EVERY FUCKING NIGHT it starts beeping like goddamn clockwork at 2 am while I AM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BE UNABLE TO CORRECTLY CHANGE A FUCKING BATTERY?>?!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable. BEEP.......BEEP........BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!! GET THAT BITCH! GET THAT BITCH, NIGGA!
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable.

    You don't understand, his life is perfectly optimized.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by mmQ Time to go pound on this motherfucker's door at 3 am. I've been goddamn patient enough every fucking day he "changes" his smoke alarm battery and EVERY FUCKING NIGHT it starts beeping like goddamn clockwork at 2 am while I AM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BE UNABLE TO CORRECTLY CHANGE A FUCKING BATTERY?>?!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable. BEEP…….BEEP……..BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

    turn speakers on max

  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHERE'S MY TENDIES!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the holy ghost You don't understand, his life is perfectly optimized.

    100% Augmented.
  7. Your neighbor sounds exactly like my dad
  8. bling bling Dark Matter
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged



    http://www.digitaltrends.com/home/gatebox-azuma-hikari-virtual-assistant-news/


    Yeah! IRL social interaction is going to be obsolete! Those of us who developed ourselves to be able to adapt to the hiki lifestyle and use drugs to positively modulate neurogenesis, neuroplasticity, and retention/memory formation will be the first to adapt to our new superior world.

    Anime is literally becoming real.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Spectral, this would be very good for you. Now you won't have to be so lonely. You should also try VR and nootropics.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice


    http://www.digitaltrends.com/home/gatebox-azuma-hikari-virtual-assistant-news/


    Yeah! IRL social interaction is going to be obsolete! Those of us who developed ourselves to be able to adapt to the hiki lifestyle and use drugs to positively modulate neurogenesis, neuroplasticity, and retention/memory formation will be the first to adapt to our new superior world.

    Anime is literally becoming real.

    Anime waifus are real.

    To be real for a second, first i thought that's pretty cool. But then i thought, how sad, if the only one waiting for you at home is your anime waifu robot. This whole commercial really illustrates a fundamental problem in Japan.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Evolution is the problem. Social relations should not be a need. We must break the chains of biology, supplant the natural path of human life!
  14. They should make unbreakable CDs
  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Evolution is the problem. Social relations should not be a need. We must break the chains of biology, supplant the natural path of human life!

    Don't you dare speak badly about evolution. Everything she does is for you, ya ungrateful little shit.
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    the same technology used too create holograns its the same what u need to travel over dimensions
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    evolotion its a meme
  18. 10g apap isn't going to kill me?
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject 10g apap isn't going to kill me?

    Nah, but take something like omeprazole for your stomach anyway.
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    noob dont drinke the sludge on bottom u can use it to farm pure dhc crystalsx

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