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  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Nah, but take something like omeprazole for your stomach anyway.

    Omeprazole takes about a full day before it's effective. I'd go with zantac. Works much quicker.
  2. I don't have omeprazole, or anything to protect my stomach. I'm not drinking tonight tho
  3. Originally posted by bling bling noob dont drinke the sludge on bottom u can use it to farm pure dhc crystalsx

    Lol I'm not grim enough to drink the sludge, I got given a box of 30/500s and cba CWEing tonight
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    i left a cup wif sludge in it for 3 years
  5. Did you cwe it again?
  6. I actually had fun last night when I went to my mates, got the giggles for the first time in ages and it felt good to properly laugh and know I do at least have a couple of good friends IRL.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Wish i could buy otc codeenz.
  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    idk were phone is
  9. bling bling Dark Matter
    it turned purple
  10. Originally posted by Sophie Wish i could buy otc codeenz.

    Get bling to mail them.
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  11. Originally posted by Sophie Wish i could buy otc codeenz.

    It's a shame dhc is so expensive. 2 boxes, 250mg each, costs about £12. You can get 6 250mg boxes of regular codeine for that.

    But dhc is genuinely good
  12. When I'm drunk I usually end up watching videos like this... for hours.. whoa man.. look at them fix this tire whoa man just whoa.

    I can't imagine having a wife yelling at me right now LETS GO ON A DATE LETS HAVE SEX BLA BLA BLA LETS EAT FOOD... Bitch... Tires... tires.. tires.... One day I will pull this from the deep recessed of my mind like the deep recess crack on that $30,000 Tire oooooooooooooo.

    Seriously though why is this so fucking fascinating when I'm lit/cut.



    I never remember when I wake up. I know right now it seems super important and interesting but fuck I never even changed a tire or oil in a car before lel.

    But damn thats a big tire.
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  13. 5gallons haha pussy ass niggas

    HIGHLY FLAMMABLE NIGGA!!!!!!.

    no online MSDS

    as Obama says... C'MON MAN!!!!

    Also

    chopping down all those tires without a mask.. fucking casuals...
  14. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie Anime waifus are real.

    To be real for a second, first i thought that's pretty cool. But then i thought, how sad, if the only one waiting for you at home is your anime waifu robot. This whole commercial really illustrates a fundamental problem in Japan.

    I imagine it's only slightly worse than spending all the daytime hours with strangers who you evenutally become closer with than your own family.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Merlin I imagine it's only slightly worse than spending all the daytime hours with strangers who you evenutally become closer with than your own family.

    Ha, yeah, but at least the people behind the posts are real.
  16. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie Ha, yeah, but at least the people behind the posts are real.

    I meant coworkers, but yeah that too
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Merlin I meant coworkers, but yeah that too

    Lol, co-workers. I only associate with them because i fucking have to. They're all retarded.
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump When I'm drunk I usually end up watching videos like this… for hours.. whoa man.. look at them fix this tire whoa man just whoa.

    I can't imagine having a wife yelling at me right now LETS GO ON A DATE LETS HAVE SEX BLA BLA BLA LETS EAT FOOD… Bitch… Tires… tires.. tires…. One day I will pull this from the deep recessed of my mind like the deep recess crack on that $30,000 Tire oooooooooooooo.

    Seriously though why is this so fucking fascinating when I'm lit/cut.



    I never remember when I wake up. I know right now it seems super important and interesting but fuck I never even changed a tire or oil in a car before lel.

    But damn thats a big tire.

    I'll call your big ass tire, and raise you the most satisfying video on the internet #126

  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHERE'S MY TENDIES? WHERE ARE THEY? NEED 'EM. MY TENDIES. I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW. WHERE COULD THEY BE I NEED MY TENDIES TO BE HERE I LOVE MY TENDIES SHOW ME THE TENDIES!!!
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  20. WHERES THE MONEY!!!

    WHERES THE TENDIES!!!

    This is what I watch when I wake up



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