2016-12-13 at 8:08 PM UTC
went too baccy shop adn theyre is a new paki lol he dosent kno how to serve fiends proply yet RIP oscar tried too get box of amber buyt there wosnt none and i got confuse adn forgot my fav baccy so got drum *+ blue rizlas
2016-12-13 at 8:11 PM UTC
no tips i just roll up half a rizla as a filtr ben doin it 4 yrs
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2016-12-13 at 9:38 PM UTC
Just use a metal pipe as a bong stem/bowl. The bowl for my bong is a pipe bowl screwed onto the part you inhale from.
2016-12-14 at 1:05 AM UTC
Phew, I nearly forgot about an envelope from a while ago with 2.7k in it. I won't have to go outside after all. And I thought I was low on cash (paper/physical).
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2016-12-14 at 7:07 AM UTC
12am and hung over THIS MATH DOES NOT ADD UP
2016-12-14 at 7:12 AM UTC
If I was a McDonald's menu item I'd be an oreo McFlurry.
2016-12-14 at 7:14 AM UTC
Wanna have a sleepover scron scron? We can share a sleeping bag and play hand spiders. I've been doing the coffee walkie all day and now instead of winding down I'm gonna brew a power batch and buzzzz deep into the night morning like le babadook
2016-12-14 at 8:22 AM UTC
Moreo Oreo please and sanks. Tequila shots with eggnog chasers sound just delightful. Tis the season to be jolly.
My downstairs neighbor was just outside with the cops for the last half hour. I saw them searching her car but I was inside so I couldn't really see what was going on. She ended up not getting arrested but she may have been with someone who did which is what I'm thinking. I know she has a BLACK BOYFRIEND so SURELY he had some CRACK COCAINE in his possession. Either way she's downstairs now rabbling on about it to someone loudly because I can't ever hear her through the floor normally. I think I'm gonna call the cops and file a noise complaint just to help her out. XD Oh dang I forgot their number guess she's safe.
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2016-12-14 at 8:27 AM UTC
Tell her to give you half the drugs or you call the cops.
2016-12-14 at 8:39 AM UTC
About a year ago I was hanging out when I heard this repetitive thunk thunk and upon investigation discovered the resident crazy guy heaving a large rock at her windshield over and over. I think I actually made a thread about it and posted pics but either way he smashed all the side windows and most of the windshield. I caught her the next day and told her what I saw because the guy is a complete fuck and it doesn't count as snitching if you're a complete fuck. I'd hope someone would tell me if someone did that to my car.
Anyway I (unfortunately) had to talk to the cops and just told them what I saw. The girl already knew that it was him and it was all over some parking spot issue. Apparently it was the guy's spot but he doesn't drive or have a car so he'd been letting her use the spot and then randomly decided that he didn't like it anymore and smashed her shit up. He claims to not remember doing any of it which could certainly be true but either way he's just a bizarre guy always walking around the parking lot in a huffy puffy manner and talking to himself. Obvious psychological issues.
That's a pretty boring story. I like turtles.
2016-12-14 at 8:44 AM UTC
MQ, are you taking low doses of stimulants? Just curious, I would see it as a good thing.
2016-12-14 at 8:49 AM UTC
You know that's funny I was literally just coming back here to type about the fact that I am feeling particularly wordy today/tonight and strangely I have been back on anti-depressants for about 3 weeks which was how long it took for them to work the first time I ever took them (zoklet era), where I began to experience more free flowing thought and creative sparks.
At the same time, I have a drank a bunch of coffee today which is probably playing a factor, but I've drank a lot of coffee the past week or so and haven't quite felt like I do now so I am REALLY hoping that my medication is actually starting to have a noticeable effect and I can start being the 'real me' again.
I'll give whomever a head start on making fun of me as I am taking good old fashioned Prozac.
2016-12-14 at 8:50 AM UTC
inb4 obligatory screed about the villainy of SSRIs
2016-12-14 at 9:01 AM UTC
Oh gee the different neighbor's smoke alarm is beeping intermittently because he doesn't know how to fucking change the battery. This is a guy who spends all day loudly hacking up shit and dry heaving. He also has this routine when he jacks off (yes I know his masturbation habits) where he will go on and on in some foreign language and make these wild moaning sounds, sometimes for a period of over half an hour. I will actually try to record it tomorrow if I can and share it with a vocaroo so you can hear how crazy it is. I have NEVER made a sound when I jack off other than maybe a little moan or grunt when I cum, which I think is pretty standard. This fucking guy sounds like a woman climaxing over and over which really makes me curious what he's actually doing.
My running theory is that he has a swivel chair and surrounds himself with TV and PC monitors all playing different porn vids and he spins around like a the tazmanian devil, talking to the different porn stars and pretending that he is the center of a RL gang bang, building up his speeds and strokes until he wildly paints his walls with a SHOWER of cum.
That's what I think about it. My neighbor's walls being curtained with jizz.
Turtles.
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2016-12-14 at 9:05 AM UTC
Oh yeah and the smoke alarm thing that's what I was talking about I left him a note to change it and I heard the long beep the other day which is the sound it makes when you put in a battery so I assumed he took care of it and I saw he removed the note from his door so I know he saw it, then it started up again and I ran into him in the hall and said something and he's like oh yeah yeah herp derp and then I heard the new battery beep again and it stopped and now it has fucking started again so I have no choice but to conclude that he thinks taking the dead battery out and putting it back in is somehow 'changing the battery.'
He's fucking home right now and just sleeping through it. Every 20 goddamn seconds how in the fuck could you stand that shit in your own fucking apartment? All he has to fucking do is take the stupid battery out and just not fucking put one in there at all, I'm thinking about just taping a fucking 9-volt battery to his door or maybe just bashing his skull in I HATE HIM.
2016-12-14 at 1:28 PM UTC
Damn. I done missed a whole page. Well, this is awkward...
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