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2016-12-15 at 8:48 AM UTCTime to go pound on this motherfucker's door at 3 am. I've been goddamn patient enough every fucking day he "changes" his smoke alarm battery and EVERY FUCKING NIGHT it starts beeping like goddamn clockwork at 2 am while I AM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BE UNABLE TO CORRECTLY CHANGE A FUCKING BATTERY?>?!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable. BEEP.......BEEP........BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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2016-12-15 at 8:55 AM UTCGET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!! GET THAT BITCH! GET THAT BITCH, NIGGA!
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2016-12-15 at 8:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable.
You don't understand, his life is perfectly optimized.
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2016-12-15 at 9:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Time to go pound on this motherfucker's door at 3 am. I've been goddamn patient enough every fucking day he "changes" his smoke alarm battery and EVERY FUCKING NIGHT it starts beeping like goddamn clockwork at 2 am while I AM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BE UNABLE TO CORRECTLY CHANGE A FUCKING BATTERY?>?!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable. BEEP…….BEEP……..BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
turn speakers on max
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2016-12-15 at 10:12 AM UTCWHERE'S MY TENDIES!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2016-12-15 at 2:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost You don't understand, his life is perfectly optimized.
100% Augmented. -
2016-12-15 at 3:08 PM UTCYour neighbor sounds exactly like my dad
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2016-12-15 at 4:22 PM UTC
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2016-12-15 at 8:42 PM UTC
http://www.digitaltrends.com/home/gatebox-azuma-hikari-virtual-assistant-news/
Yeah! IRL social interaction is going to be obsolete! Those of us who developed ourselves to be able to adapt to the hiki lifestyle and use drugs to positively modulate neurogenesis, neuroplasticity, and retention/memory formation will be the first to adapt to our new superior world.
Anime is literally becoming real. -
2016-12-15 at 9 PM UTC
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2016-12-15 at 9:13 PM UTCSpectral, this would be very good for you. Now you won't have to be so lonely. You should also try VR and nootropics.
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2016-12-15 at 9:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice
http://www.digitaltrends.com/home/gatebox-azuma-hikari-virtual-assistant-news/
Yeah! IRL social interaction is going to be obsolete! Those of us who developed ourselves to be able to adapt to the hiki lifestyle and use drugs to positively modulate neurogenesis, neuroplasticity, and retention/memory formation will be the first to adapt to our new superior world.
Anime is literally becoming real.
Anime waifus are real.
To be real for a second, first i thought that's pretty cool. But then i thought, how sad, if the only one waiting for you at home is your anime waifu robot. This whole commercial really illustrates a fundamental problem in Japan. -
2016-12-15 at 9:19 PM UTCEvolution is the problem. Social relations should not be a need. We must break the chains of biology, supplant the natural path of human life!
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2016-12-15 at 9:46 PM UTCThey should make unbreakable CDs
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2016-12-15 at 9:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Evolution is the problem. Social relations should not be a need. We must break the chains of biology, supplant the natural path of human life!
Don't you dare speak badly about evolution. Everything she does is for you, ya ungrateful little shit. -
2016-12-15 at 10:15 PM UTCthe same technology used too create holograns its the same what u need to travel over dimensions
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2016-12-15 at 10:16 PM UTCevolotion its a meme
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2016-12-15 at 10:17 PM UTC10g apap isn't going to kill me?
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2016-12-15 at 10:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject 10g apap isn't going to kill me?
Nah, but take something like omeprazole for your stomach anyway. -
2016-12-15 at 10:21 PM UTCnoob dont drinke the sludge on bottom u can use it to farm pure dhc crystalsx
