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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Look at her posting history....
  2. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    I refuse to

    damn it
  3. Originally posted by RisiR † Look at her posting history….

    Whose? Mine or Hydro’s?
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hydro.
  5. I’m an idiot. I thought that said looking and that you were creeping in somebody’s bushes.

    I’ve seen some of her posts though.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The most unread user of all time after Infantcock.
  7. Hmmm I’m trying to think who the most unread DHer was.
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Malice at least drop acid once before you die.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm sure he has. He's done DMT.
  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm sure he has. He's done DMT.

    Oh, right.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by gumbo I have a girlfriend right now. I just want to make posting here as irritating as possible for hydro. None of you really know how much of a shitty person she is. Like besides threatening to shoot me with a loaded gun in her hand (three times) and her crazy antics, she is a felon level thief and neglectful mother who hit her child when he was a year old. I've woken up before to find her the only one up with her child with dried shit in his diaper. Do you know how long it takes for wet baby shit to actually dry in humid Florida? A long time.

    Being a T-PAIN addict is fine in itself, but not when you are sacrificing buying food and diapers for your child. Once she told me she wouldn't go buy milk for her son (he was out) and refused to go if I didn't go with her. I did, and then she spent all day argument with me in the car, morning to night, while the baby was stuck with her on the run pedophile roomate without any milk. He watered down gatorade and gave it to him because there was nothing else.

    Shit like this happened constantly where hydro would put her own desires before the needs of her child. She is an awful mother and when she dies her son will be better off for it. Even before he was born, she would destroy stuff meant for him in anger. Like, he never had a crib because hydro smashed it into the concrete during an argument. There were tons of broken and rusted things littered about her yard like this.

    She would never intentionally or maliciously harm her child (at least not till he's older) but she's just unstable and irresponsible enough to do it regardless.

    if that was true and you really felt that way about her then you'd have informed child services and the kid would have been taken into care by now.



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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala Is that officially the most quoted and unread post ever?

    I’m gonna read it just to go against the grain.

    I always read them and always get frustrated because they could've been done in a paragraph or two, there's just so much repetition and unnecessary detail

    at least she's using paragraphs now though

    Originally posted by Obbe Malice at least drop acid once before you die.

    LD100 on acid
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  13. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Obbe what do you think about the fact that everytime I do DMT I awake feeling more industrious, more counter-semitic and less spiritual
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's blitzkrieging the herbal jedi out of your system
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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  16. Originally posted by hydromorphone Jesus christ, you're the only delusional one.

    I never waved a firearm in my life "wildly", you weren't even in the same room. You were in your room. And two "witnesses"? My grandmother was in her bedroom watching TV. Fuckhead /was standing by the wall/your door. I was standing at first, then sat down on the chair waiting for you to get your shit packed and leave. You were crying and upset and I felt terrible for that and then came to the door and tried to hand you the gun, barrel facing me, handle for you to grab. You wouldn't take it. I had said at one point BEFORE that, to fuckhead if he didn't get out of my way that the walls were so thin I could shoot your ass through the damn thing, which yes, all of what I did was wrong, the way I went about it, but you had been warned, seen that I was desperate to get fuckhead out of my life, been told I didn't want you to get hurt, didn't want shit to get even worse while you were there, as I knew it was going to and told several times that you needed to LEAVE.

    Yes I was. This claim is easily dismissable by going through your post history and finding where you admitted otherwise. You never offered me the gun. I never let you into the room. After the little gun scuffle, you stormed off downstairs after putting the gun away in your grandmother's room. I went back to my room. You came to knock and I told you to fuck off, so you didn't come inside. The following morning I unloaded the gun and threw out all the .357 ammo with your grandmother's permission. Then a couple nights later you pulled the gun again, not even knowing it wasn't loaded. Woulda been a real movie moment if you tried to shoot anyone.

    You were told after throwing a beer at me which splattered everywhere, including the baby being covered, this being right after I got out of the hospital and in serious pain and you falling into me after saying several times to please watch it, or go lay down in bed, I couldn't because if I laid on my back I couldn't breath, being the only reason I was sitting on the couch in the corner of the sectional. You fell into me while I was dozed off asleep and acted like I attacked you when I instinctually pushed/kicked this huge fucking weight that landed right on my lung where I had pneumonia and already could barely breath. You threw beer at me, beer I drove out of my way from the ER to get you so your alcoholic ass wouldn't be in WDs(which you cracked my screen worse instead of talking to me when we were in the parking lot- I wasn't being mean, I was just trying to figure out what was wrong with you - apparently you had an ear infection for the first time in your life and acted like a big fucking baby. When we got home and you asked me to put rubbing alcohol in your ear to dry it out you got mad at me because you left your mouth open and some poured down your face… Meanwhile I can barely breath).

    Lets recap. I had an awful ear infection and had one beer on me and was working on number two. Not to mention it was Natural Ice which is like, 4% on a good day.

    I got up to use the bathroom and fell on you, some beer spilled. Your immediate response was to kick me in the chest with your fat elephant legs. Then the beer got everywhere, but not on the baby. You yelled at me that I was drunk, and that the baby could get to the beer on the floor?? (Never mind the nails in the walls, piles of dog shit, and literal baby-sized holes in the floor.) I threw it on the couch, not on you.

    I told you to count the beers to see how drunk I was and you refused. This was all backed up by your roommate. I remember his exact words, "He didn't look drunk," and, "he threw it on the couch." This was after you had calmed down and AFTER you had threatened to call the cops and tell them that I raped you, which you and I both know is entirely bullshit. I made absolutely sure to get your apology/admittance concerning this in writing. I also have a nifty recording.

    When I tried to stop you from dumping all the beer, I put my arm around your chest. You bit down hard enough to leave a scar on the inside of my arm. If I had actually put it around your neck, you wouldn't have been able to bite my arm, much less bite the inside of it. Your chins would've got in the way.

    You do not have a right to destroy people's property, regardless of how you justify it. You had a right in telling me to leave, and I was probably stupid to stay, but you do not get to destroy someone's shit no matter how angry you are. God. Remember when you threatened to 'destroy something I love' and I said, "No! Not my ukulele and laptop" and it turned out you meant yourself? That was hilarious.

    If you need any reminder on the details I will glady provide you with email transcripts where you admitted to all the stuff you just denied. This is not a bluff. I can literally send you emails where you've detailed the above situation exactly as I have described. As well as some that clear up the errors in your gun story. Your memory seems to be degrading as time goes on, possibly from the seizures. And feel free to send a letter to your former roommate in prison too, though I doubt you'll get a response in time before you die. How's that going by the way? Are you any closer? I really hope you don't die. At least not until we get to read about the fallout with 1337. It would be a real shame if the forum got deprived of that impending drama.
  17. my nipple is swollen
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches my nipple is swollen

    Which one
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  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    NOT MY UKULELE AND LAPTOP!

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