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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice 1.75 liters of whiskey and a 5 liter box of wine every 2 days. I was planning on committing suicide anyway, so it's not like it would have really mattered.

    I'm sure someone somewhere would've cared.
  2. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I made that post while drinking Wild Turkey with OJ. Not as tasty as I had hoped. Every time I get shots of Wild Turkey at the bar (I'm at home until poker at 7), I get drunk quick. That extra 10% makes a difference.

    ...with orange juice? Dude. Water it down a bit or use ice, but orange juice and whiskey sounds like a bad time to me. Might as well just get everclear or vodka if your goal is to get drunk quickly.

    I've been drinking Evan William's lately. If you want to get into bourbon/whiskey, it's a good place to start. I've branched out here and there but keep coming back to it. Reasonably priced as well. 14 for a fifth.

    Honestly, I only started out with whiskey recently. I thought I'd hate it but was tired of all the sugar hangovers. First drink I filled it to the top with ice then took forever so it was all watered down and nasty. I thought I'd made a mistake, but made a second drink. This time with far less ice. I sipped it slowly (and I do mean SLOWLY) and started to enjoy it. Could actually taste some of the nuances. Third glass I just put a splash of water in it. Now I just drink it straight, but will occasionally throw a splash of water in it to ease the alcohol burn. Lets you taste it better.

    Of course, you'll still be chugging that shit eventually. But at least you aren't consuming hundreds of grams of sugar to do it. And the sipping aspect helps me moderate myself, sometimes.
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  3. members of the low IQ extreme pretentiousness circlejerk:
    lanny
    §m£ÂgØL
    falcon
    sophie


    am i missing anyone? zanick doesnt apply because he doesn't have a low IQ, and lsd doesnt apply because he isn't pretentious
  4. Originally posted by lempoid loompus members of the low IQ extreme pretentiousness circlejerk:
    lanny
    §m£ÂgØL
    falcon
    sophie


    am i missing anyone? zanick doesnt apply because he doesn't have a low IQ, and lsd doesnt apply because he isn't pretentious

    Falcon stm'd
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Asperger's is probably one of the worst disorders for premature ejaculation. Hypersensitive skin, low serotonin levels, severe chronic anxiety. There's no way I'll be able to last without drugs if I ever lose my virginity.
  6. Originally posted by Malice Asperger's is probably one of the worst disorders for premature ejaculation. Hypersensitive skin, low serotonin levels, severe chronic anxiety. There's no way I'll be able to last without drugs if I ever lose my virginity.

    lole
  7. Inb4 low T
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Inb4 low T

    Oh yeah, I do have low T as well. I don't think high T would necessarily improve this, and I hate the effects.
  9. Originally posted by Malice Oh yeah, I do have low T as well. I don't think high T would necessarily improve this, and I hate the effects.

    MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING as fuck
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus members of the low IQ extreme pretentiousness circlejerk:
    lanny
    §m£ÂgØL
    falcon
    sophie


    am i missing anyone? zanick doesnt apply because he doesn't have a low IQ, and lsd doesnt apply because he isn't pretentious

    I'll give you pretentious, but how did you arrive at an estimation of my IQ?
  11. Originally posted by Malice Alcohol is for losers, benzos are for champions. People generally only disagree because they either lack self control or are too stupid to handle them, both of which cause problems with alcohol as well.

    I’ve never had a problem with benzos, except for a few times when I was blacking out on clonazolam powder and not realizing it, because I was being reckless and not using volumetric dosing, just a microscoop, due to severe depression and dysfunction, but it may have only landed me in the ER once, it’s not like I committed any felonies on it, as far as I can recall.

    Unlike you lot I genuinely learn my lesson and would never make the same mistake again.

    All drugs are for losers

    Hence we all do drugs.
  12. How are drugs for losers. Show your work
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just timed myself with my smartphone.

    Literally 40 seconds from start to finish. I was trying to finish as quickly as possible, though.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Malice Boy, all these people have been studying difficult subjects for hours and I'm just laying here marathoning anime.

    This is great.

    Nobody here is studying anything but the lint in their navel.
  15. Originally posted by Zanick I'll give you pretentious, but how did you arrive at an estimation of my IQ?

    being informed about things that are scientific and learned on your own. being able to extrapolate from a conversation without going into nothingtalk like lanny. more open to abstract concepts that arent just what college told you is an abstract concept

    at least 130 at most 140. 145 sounds too high
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus being informed about things that are scientific and learned on your own. being able to extrapolate from a conversation without going into nothingtalk like lanny. more open to abstract concepts that arent just what college told you is an abstract concept

    at least 130 at most 140. 145 sounds too high

    You're retarded
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  17. §m£ÂgØL 115-125
    lanny 125-135
    falcon 125-135
    sophie 128-138
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're retarded

    All you do is quote peoples posts and Talk shit
  19. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're retarded

    85-95
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus §m£ÂgØL 115-125
    lanny 125-135
    falcon 125-135
    sophie 128-138
    lempoid loompus -20-0

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