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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-20 at 12:03 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-20 at 12:19 AM UTCNope, Bay Area.
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2018-03-20 at 12:19 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 12:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Cute girl in Japanese class walks over to be my partner for activity for the first time. I've noticed her and her punk-ish style with dyed hair before, stands out. Pretty shy. Start getting boner.
Am I going through the phase of development normal people went through during/after puberty?
Omg! MALICE!!! ^_^" SO CUTE!!!
Doez u hav 1st crush?????
And she walked over to YOU? That's a good sign! I think the normalicy is they walk AWAY from guys like us.
Well guys like me.
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2018-03-20 at 12:43 AM UTCif all goes well i should be moving into my new flat on saturday.
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2018-03-20 at 12:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Saw a cute mixed (black) girl with light skin and nice features wearing a punk style outfit with actual thick noisy chains hanging off her pants and wild hair, blasting music through her earbuds. Immediately caught my eye when she came on the bus.
These jackets would totally get me laid with these kinds of women, but I won't consider it until next semester:
https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.14.2edf7e36k142Gp&id=558135296997&ns=1&abbucket=9#detail
https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=561427228216
Lol, no they wouldn't. The second one might work if you were going for the sadboy look but uhh, know your audience brah -
2018-03-20 at 12:50 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 1:25 AM UTCUghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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2018-03-20 at 1:26 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 1:41 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 1:41 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 1:41 AM UTCWhat’s the story Casp?
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2018-03-20 at 1:44 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 1:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Lol, no they wouldn't. The second one might work if you were going for the sadboy look but uhh, know your audience brah
You.have.bad.taste.
You've probably never dressed well in your entire life.
Show me some examples of clothes you think look good. The best of the best. I challenge you.
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2018-03-20 at 2:01 AM UTCYou’re both dysfunctional retards lol. Stop trying to give each other advice, you’re both wrong
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2018-03-20 at 2:02 AM UTC
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2018-03-20 at 2:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice You.have.bad.taste.
You've probably never dressed well in your entire life.
Show me some examples of clothes you think look good. The best of the best. I challenge you.
What the hell does sadboy mean anyway? It has a picture of a mosh pit on it.
I usually don't "dress well" but that doesn't mean I can't tell bad taste when I see it or figure out what constitutes acceptable dress in a particular subculture. The first thing you posted is some ed hardy tier shit and the second one is just busy as shit. Neither is "punk".
Originally posted by Fox Paws You’re both dysfunctional retards lol. Stop trying to give each other advice, you’re both wrong
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2018-03-20 at 2:14 AM UTCAlcoholic weeb
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2018-03-20 at 2:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency She's back with the scummer isnt she
Honestly I have no clue. Just shit doesnt add up. Ive told her about 7 or 8 times now that if shes still got some stuff that needs to be resolved with him, thats fine- just dont drag me into it. Ill still get her the stuff shr needs to get by and stay sober. I still wont be doing her any special favors. Ill still keep making money off her. Ill still be friendly. Ive given her every opportunity to "come clean", and shes stiull sticking with the same story.
Yet, every single day she's "waiting for him to leave" the apt. Ive walked her into lying about small stuff. She texted me when she got off work last night at 11:30 and when I texted her back 20 min later she never nresponded. I assumed she fell asleep. So when I was out doing work last night, I passed by her apt a couple times and her car was parked in the private lot. And so I texted "I guess you never made it home. Going to bed. Night." And when she texted this morning, she said that she hadnt made it home.
My current working theory is that her parents hate the ex, and they perhaps threatened to stop paying rent and her "stipend" if she was going to be staying with scumfuck. But scumfuck is the only way she can really get drugs, since ive expressed that I have no interest in another junkie girlfriend overdosing in bed with me. So new, friendly, prpotective dude shows up for the parents, their minds are at ease, they continue on sending Western Union every week like usual, and keep contributing to her trust fund.
Idk. Like I said- Im not letting myself get sucked too far into it. If it works out, itll be nice. If this is all an elaborate act to keep getting high, shes a pretty awful person and im sure karma will work things out. Im not going to be listening to elliot smith, smoking clove cigarettes in the dark if tghe latter turns out to be true, I just dont UNDERSTAND more than anything. My brain has a need for LOGIC and ORDER. I need to put the puzzle pieces together here. Whatever the case it, I wish shed just say it outright. I suppose thats too much to expect of a woman. *shrug*
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2018-03-20 at 2:24 AM UTCGenerally women don’t act based on logic and order, you’re gonna be holding your breath a long time on that one.
My advice is, hang around in the dark somewhere smoking clove cigarettes
