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The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-08 at 1:20 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 1:33 AM UTCu strive for dickss like u do froze water??? and u love that life u live it ecerydayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-08 at 1:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I'm thinking of hanging myself with a bungee cord
I guess you're not feelin' me
Not feelin' the energy
Baby girl, we can do plan A
Baby girl, we can do plan B, ooh
I walk in that bitch, they playin' my shit
Walk in that bitch, eyes on the kicks
Walk in that bitch, eyes on the fit
I look at your bitch, then blow her a kiss
Mwah, ooh, I got that deuce in the coupe
Got a white bitch like YesJulz
All of my niggas, they fool
Look at that boy, look at his jediels
All of my niggas, they're bool
Louboutin's bleed in the booth
Ooh, these niggas, they lookin' like who
Ooh, Cash, Cash, Cash
My outfit just made the front page
Hop off the plane, I run to the stage, yah
Ooh, your ho gettin' laid
Yeah, ayy, she might come in late
I heard that your nigga Atlanta
I heard that your nigga L.A
I heard that your nigga a lame -
2018-02-08 at 1:52 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 1:53 AM UTCSo who is it that TSTM'd because someone from work found out their account? I saw that post or three but not who made them.
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2018-02-08 at 1:59 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 2:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I think that if they were drunk and particularly horny, hadn’t had sex in a long time, most of the men here would at least accept a blow job from a nice looking feminine guy. The majority have also likely masturbated to, or least had the thought of doing so along with the accompanying sexual arousal, of topping a guy, pounding away at his tight feminine ass.
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2018-02-08 at 2:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Good god, prole restaurants fucking suck. I’m at Golden Corral right now and the food is about what any man with good taste would expect, notably sub-par. I even smoked right outside to prepare for this. Someone actually came here for the birthday and made the staff do and singing routine for them. Making someone perform on demand for you feels degrading and distasteful, I would never do so. Can you imagine having such awful (poor) parents that they bring you here for your birthday or having such poor taste that you actually want to go here?
I want to leave this world far behind and never look back.
As lacking as my childhood was in many respects, I gotta give my moms mad props for giving me good taste when it comes to pretty much everything except clothing. Shes fashionable, but I am decidedly, not. But yeah if someone offered her $100 to eat at Hometown Buffet or Golden Corral, im positive she wouldnt do it. -
2018-02-08 at 3:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I think I've finally come to the conclusion that I either need to move far away or quit selling ice cream all together. There is literally me and one other person who hasn't been arrested/heading to prison as I type this. Fuck this. Hogging all the shards to myself FTW.
How much is a halfP of ice creamz in your neck of the woods? -
2018-02-08 at 3:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Paddle shifters do not make up for lacking a stick shift. The point of a manual car is not the ease of use, it's the fun involved in operating the manual shifter. If you are using a paddle shifter, you aren't getting that, it's just an automatic that you have to play slow DDR with.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with driving an automatic either, I just don't understand paddle shifters. I use an automatic for ease of driving. I use a manual for the fun of driving. Paddle shifters don't accomplish either. What they should do instead is make a shifter that is still assisted like a paddle shifter, but it replicates the look and feel of a stick shift.
Come to California and buy a lil car to teach me how to drive manual. As far as I know, shift up at designated points + push in the clutch. Something like that. -
2018-02-08 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 3:15 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 3:27 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 3:29 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 3:51 AM UTCrs be thinkin,,, shud i rob him or shud i serve hum
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2018-02-08 at 3:57 AM UTCThat feeling when youre inbetween jobs and you lose your clip in front teeth and cant afford to buy another prosthetic pair....say goodbye to getting hired anywhere. Hello tweaker sign holding jobs :(
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2018-02-08 at 4:05 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 4:12 AM UTCLol....well i just got divorced in november...a month prior i had a 45min near lethal seizure where I stopped breathing and almost went into cardiac arrest...from there was homeless turned staying at a friends. Got kicked out after being there for ten weeks. Homeless again...then got fired due to simple partials at work. Since then i blew my last paycheck and savings on rent with a former coworker. Best part is hes dead broke too so now it's just a matter of time. All the while my license got revoked...i cant qualify for disability, 5 miles in any direction from a town or any kind of work, still seizing on the reg, and now to boot i have my clip in teeth slip out of my pocket unnoticed and now further my ability to get hired anywhere....
Not doing the depression game but my fucking god. This is one labyrinth I feel I have no way of getting out of. -
2018-02-08 at 4:13 AM UTCYeah, super sad indeed. Looks like you'll have to fight toothless and nail to find employment.
