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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS Don't lie, that's not what you meant.

    I already have a dong of the other variety. Don't need a second. I can go fuck myself perfectly fine with this one.
  2. Originally posted by Sophie Man Sunday is boring. Also, i stll need to get a new PSU or just install Devuan on this other PC i have laying around but man. PSU's are expensive and the other PC is old as fuck so i can't install via USB. So now i need to burn an ISO of Devuan but the laptop i am on right now is slow as all fuck. You'd say "Soph if you're so bored, go do all that shit." NO! I don't feel like it, you know what i feel like? Fat rails of Oxy and Ritalin. Yee, yee. That's what i feel like. Soon though, i need to wait to get those items. FUCK, also, i don't know man. I need a DONG. As in something i can Do Online Now Guys.

    You know waiting for something is the worst. I feel annoyed when i have to wait for something, i mean 15 minutes is ok but a couple hours sucks horse cock.

    Luister, praat Frans tegen een Duitser maar als je money talked versta ik zelfs gebarentaal; zuiver.

    How can you be bored when Sunday hours go by in like 15 minutes
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius How can you be bored when Sunday hours go by in like 15 minutes

    For the one dreading work Monday otherwise it's just another day.
  4. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Malice They made these because of RisiR: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2650675/german-designer-creates-anti-rape-pants-after-spate-of-sexual-assaults-in-cologne-at-new-year/

    they should make it mandatory for men to wear pants that only women can unlock with their registered thumbprints and normal voices.

    rape cant happen if men couldnt take off their pants.

    and if your wondering, yes, theres a catheter port.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Found some anecdotes supporting my theory of memory modulation and reproduction.

    I don't think we forget about labour because of the pay-off at the end. I think we forget because our life completely changes after each labour and the whole first year of a baby is very intense and full of new memories. Our old life (during and before labour) starts getting blurry and we delete many of those old memories to store new information. I always think that's why we remember so little about pregnancy and labour - and may be even the baby's first year- because the rate at which new memories are made with a new child is amazing.


    [–]I_Love_Colors 1 point an hour ago
    I just gave birth several days ago, and something definitely happened to my memory of it. I remember being pretty traumatized right after, and in the day or two following - thinking about it made me cry. I even told the doctor that though we'd previously discussed a 3 year IUD, I actually wanted something longer term. I thought everyone was lying about how once the baby was there, I'd forget how bad it was - I had the baby, and I also never wanted to do that again. But then a few days later, I realized the memory of labor was no longer upsetting - I remember what happened, and I remember that I felt upset at the time, but now the negative feelings aren't attached to the memory. It's very strange to realize your brain has disconnected emotionally from a memory.

    If people can't even accurately remember what their past life was like how can they be sure they're genuinely happier than they were before? Our biology clearly seems to reduce memories from the most unpleasant periods. I while back I posted a study that found that for at least the first 4 years of a parents life the average negative impact on happiness is about 60% greater than the death of a spouse. This has clear implications for evolutionary theory.

    You fools, you're getting cucked by biology! Get a vasectomy now!
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    The only person who can truly cuck you is yourself!
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if it’s possible to become so beta that you fall below the gender line, which triggers a neurological and endocrine cascade, making you feel like you’re woman trapped inside a man’s body. It could have had an evolutionary advantage, for most of human history the best/only way for those men to survive would have been to become the bitch of betas.

    I think that if they were drunk and particularly horny, hadn’t had sex in a long time, most of the men here would at least accept a blow job from a nice looking feminine guy. The majority have also likely masturbated to, or least had the thought of doing so along with the accompanying sexual arousal, of topping a guy, pounding away at his tight feminine ass.
  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Malice I wonder if it’s possible to become so beta that you fall below the gender line, which triggers a neurological and endocrine cascade, making you feel like you’re woman trapped inside a man’s body. It could have had an evolutionary advantage, for most of human history the best/only way for those men to survive would have been to become the bitch of betas.

    I think that if they were drunk and particularly horny, hadn’t had sex in a long time, most of the men here would at least accept a blow job from a nice looking feminine guy. The majority have also likely masturbated to, or least had the thought of doing so along with the accompanying sexual arousal, of topping a guy, pounding away at his tight feminine ass.

    N-no... that's not how it works... I've always been like this, ever since I had the damn dream...
  9. Originally posted by RestStop The only person who can truly cuck you is yourself!

    - Eleanor Roosevelt
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS N-no… that's not how it works… I've always been like this, ever since I had the damn dream…

    Which is really bizarre if you think about it. How the hell does a dream impact the part of the brain that takes care of how you perceive your identity, to that extent.
  11. Originally posted by Sophie Which is really bizarre if you think about it. How the hell does a dream impact the part of the brain that takes care of how you perceive your identity, to that extent.

    That really is one of the dumbest questions I've ever seen anyone ask.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Shut your mouth, you little bitch!
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Lanny did you ever get that 2c-b?

    I did. Shipping took ages but it got here. I like it, it's not too heavy although it's dosed a little awkwardly (20mg allegedly) so 1 isn't quite enough but 2 is too much. Can always cut one in half but they're tiny ass pills so the split can be off by quite a bit. Whatever though, no big deal. Someone said it's quite "emotional" which I was a bit skeptical of at first but I totally get now.
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice I wonder if it’s possible to become so beta that you fall below the gender line, which triggers a neurological and endocrine cascade, making you feel like you’re woman trapped inside a man’s body. It could have had an evolutionary advantage, for most of human history the best/only way for those men to survive would have been to become the bitch of betas.

    I think that if they were drunk and particularly horny, hadn’t had sex in a long time, most of the men here would at least accept a blow job from a nice looking feminine guy. The majority have also likely masturbated to, or least had the thought of doing so along with the accompanying sexual arousal, of topping a guy, pounding away at his tight feminine ass.

    I want you to think about this theory for a moment and then get back to me on the issues you see with it.
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  15. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Sophie Which is really bizarre if you think about it. How the hell does a dream impact the part of the brain that takes care of how you perceive your identity, to that extent.

    Dreaming that you are not you, and feeling... okay. As a child. I didn't like myself IRL, but I liked myself in that dream. Add half a year in childhood of falling asleep every night imagining you were that girl again... and 20 or so years of my brain reinforcing that... it's not hard to see why I cracked eventually. :/

    It's probably not the dream itself, but the subsequent years of fixation on it because the experience was so profound and enjoyable - the reward/happiness parts of the brain probably have more impact over it than the direct result of some stray neurons firing in one's sleep.
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  16. Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    I'm pretty sure the molly I got , back in the day, was 2cb. I did .5 to 1.5, in the course of maybe 3 or 4 hours, though, so maybe not.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Watching "Altered Carbon" definitely a good pick.
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  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny I want you to think about this theory for a moment and then get back to me on the issues you see with it.

    I don’t know. To be honest, I’ve started to wonder whether I may be gender fluid and would prefer the ability to transform into a woman at will. There’s also the whole becoming sexually attracted thing, which I call the evolutionary failure theory, although it would normally have been triggered by crisis situations where you’re separated and there is no one to breed with. I guess being a hiki could kind of mimic crucial aspects of it.

    Oh, and the sub-betas that transformed to a gender transitional state wouldn’t necessarily be fully gay and could potentially one day advance up the social hierarchy enough to trigger another cascade reversing the process. Either way, they would have a higher chance of remaining alive and passing on the transgender inducing gene.

    Homosexuals may be people who received multiple copies of this gene.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga


    All jokes aside she is just adorable(sexually)
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  20. The left bun looks like an ewok looking up at the sky
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