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  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter you know what's worse than faggots who steal usernames and pretend to be the user

    faggots who accuse every new user of being one of those faggots

    shut the fuck up you fucking migraine.

    Thanks for letting me know it bothers you. The thing is I still like you. But I'm not going to stop.
  2. #62
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Alexiisonfire Canadian think it's cold well Alexi once spend entire winter wearing track suit and oxfords froze my ass off but looked damn cool smoking cigarette

    Hey, I have to endure -40 temps. Colder than Siberia. Colder than the North Pole. I actually checked and compared my temp to The North Pole one time, in mid-January, and we were wayyy colder. I live in one of the coldest places in the world. This winter, we won some kind of prize for "coldest capital city in the world". You spit, it freezes before it hits the ground. You piss, it freezes before it hits the ground. 120 seconds exposure to skin: frostbite. Wake up in the morning to stupid people stuck to fences and walls frozen stiff and dead. And it's a really dry cold or a really wet cold, too. No middle ground. Add to that, blizzards every week that bury your entire house and car and the whole street. You gotta be tough to survive here. We don't fuck around. And in summer, 110 degrees. You can literally fry an egg on the hood of your car. People dying of heat stroke right and left. Asphalt so hot you can't even walk on it with shoes on. No in between at all. Everything is extremes here. I call it "The Land of Extremes".
  3. #63
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Vizier What the fuck is toxic masculinity? Why is everyone so soft now?

    answer: the jedis

    theyre promoting being victimized bottom faggotry in that no one is allowed to discipline kids, everyone has to always feel warm and fuzzy, everyone has to have some sort of disorder which makes them speshul and everyone else has to fawn on them, etcetcetcetc...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #64
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey, I have to endure -40 temps. Colder than Siberia. Colder than the North Pole. I actually checked and compared my temp to The North Pole one time, in mid-January, and we were wayyy colder. I live in one of the coldest places in the world. This winter, we won some kind of prize for "coldest capital city in the world". You spit, it freezes before it hits the ground. You piss, it freezes before it hits the ground. 120 seconds exposure to skin: frostbite. Wake up in the morning to stupid people stuck to fences and walls frozen stiff and dead. And it's a really dry cold or a really wet cold, too. No middle ground. Add to that, blizzards every week that bury your entire house and car and the whole street. You gotta be tough to survive here. We don't fuck around. And in summer, 110 degrees. You can literally fry an egg on the hood of your car. People dying of heat stroke right and left. Asphalt so hot you can't even walk on it with shoes on. No in between at all. Everything is extremes here. I call it "The Land of Extremes".

    yet...you decide to live here.

    not exaggerating: anything below 75-degrees and im wearing a jacket. on the other hand, i can do any outdoor physical activity at the peak of the summer heat with no problem. ill be out jogging at 2pm, at the hottest time of the day, and people are asking me if im okay.
  5. #65
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 http://www.macleans.ca/politics/ottawa/weve-given-up-on-canadas-military-so-lets-abandon-it-altogether/

    Of course it's probably not likely to happen, as a military's primary role is to enforce the power of the state through lethal methods and to violently suppress rebellion (which is why even the most tiny little cucked European country like Ireland still has an army), but it's kind of cool to imagine a major country giving up its military.

    on the other side of the coin...their snipers have the record for longest-range confirmed combat kill as well as a long list of longest-range kills
  6. #66
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The moron running our country thought it would be cool to get cozy with the Muslim Islamist terrorists (hoping they will vote Liberal and gleefully gave $10,500,000 in cash to a known and convicted terrorist who threw a grenade during a US army operation, killing one soldier and blinding another. The issue hadn't even reached the courts yet and the moron paid right out without even the slightest hesitation. Now, instead of being commander and chief of the country, he's gallivanting around the world trying to recruit more Liberal votes from predominantly Muslim countries, inviting them with open arms to come and enjoy Canada's welfare system, with a $3,000 free startup and $2,000 a month after that, a reduced-rent home, free clothes and free supplies and free cooking utensils and free utilities, as long as they vote Liberal. And these are people who already have homes and jobs in the Middle East and elsewhere.

    may i know where to sign up and if im qualified ???
  7. #67
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Now we have to call fags stupid shit, like ze, and xem and xyrs, or risk getting arrested and charged for a hate crime. Especially if a queer asks to be addressed by one of these non-words, and you don't, that indicates a deliberate act and justifies even more punishment. These radical Liberal Thought Police scour the Internet day and night for any deviations from their reign of tyranny.




    We have a ton of hate laws already in the books, but the Moron-in-Chief pumped out this Motion 103, which is basically a foot in the door to making criticizing Muslims or Islam a federal crime, even if it's justified. Basically, they're trying to make free speech a crime, even though free speech is already supposed to be protected by the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. They couldn't just lump "offenders" in on the current hate laws, along with all the other religions, which are already plentiful and severe, they had to single out Islam itself for special consideration. Lots of Liberal votes to be had there! So, if you happen to say chopping people's heads off in the name of Islam is bad, you will be arrested and charged for "Islamaphobia", which is a word the radical Liberals invented themselves in order to politically capitalize on all reasonable opposers to their nut-brain schemes.


    It's also frowned upon to call yourself a "Canadian", because that wouldn't be inclusive and could constitute a hate crime.

    Show me one instance of someone getting arrested for not calling a tranny “zim” or “zer” or whatever. Cite source(s)
  8. #68
    lol spectral is delusional af
  9. #69
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock yet…you decide to live here.

    not exaggerating: anything below 75-degrees and im wearing a jacket. on the other hand, i can do any outdoor physical activity at the peak of the summer heat with no problem. ill be out jogging at 2pm, at the hottest time of the day, and people are asking me if im okay.

    its common knowledge that brain with lower IQ, in addition to requiring less sleep, are also more tolerant to operating in extra high temperature and humidities conditions.

    a simple calculator would have no problem working at the beach, but not supercomputers tho.
  10. #70
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Show me one instance of someone getting arrested for not calling a tranny “zim” or “zer” or whatever. Cite source(s)

    Well, that would all be kept secret, out of a "noble" concern for the "victim". The indictments would be sealed, the perpetrator would be "taken care of", gag orders would be issued, and no one would be any the wiser. You don't really know how vote-digging radical liberals work, do you?
  11. #71
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, that would all be kept secret, out of a "noble" concern for the "victim". The indictments would be sealed, the perpetrator would be "taken care of", gag orders would be issued, and no one would be any the wiser. You don't really know how vote-digging radical liberals work, do you?

    I immediately dismiss anyone who makes wild claims with zero evidence to support them, and conveniently have some contrived excuse lined up as to why they can’t provide evidence.

    It basically means you are twisting the facts to conform to your preconceived biases
  12. #72
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws

    It basically means you are twisting the facts to conform to your preconceived biases

    Oh, c'mon, now. You don't really think I'd do something like that, do you? Now I'm offended.
  13. #73
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Now we have to call fags stupid shit, like ze, and xem and xyrs, or risk getting arrested and charged for a hate crime. Especially if a queer asks to be addressed by one of these non-words, and you don't, that indicates a deliberate act and justifies even more punishment. These radical Liberal Thought Police scour the Internet day and night for any deviations from their reign of tyranny.




    We have a ton of hate laws already in the books, but the Moron-in-Chief pumped out this Motion 103, which is basically a foot in the door to making criticizing Muslims or Islam a federal crime, even if it's justified. Basically, they're trying to make free speech a crime, even though free speech is already supposed to be protected by the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. They couldn't just lump "offenders" in on the current hate laws, along with all the other religions, which are already plentiful and severe, they had to single out Islam itself for special consideration. Lots of Liberal votes to be had there! So, if you happen to say chopping people's heads off in the name of Islam is bad, you will be arrested and charged for "Islamaphobia", which is a word the radical Liberals invented themselves in order to politically capitalize on all reasonable opposers to their nut-brain schemes.


    It's also frowned upon to call yourself a "Canadian", because that wouldn't be inclusive and could constitute a hate crime.

    i have literally been in a professional business setting (basically an office christmas party) and a literal faggot with his literal faggot husband-wife (both were born with a penis) brought the general socio-political topic of faggotry up in conversation...the conversation became heated...everyone had been drinking, except me, then, although i had politely not said a word in the entire discussion, the bottom-fag had the audacity to look right at me and say to another person: (not verbatim...i dont remember the exact words used) 'this is the type of xxxx (i think it said 'cis') discriminatory piece of shit (piece of shit was verbatim) that makes life hard for us xxxxx (some sort of newspeak term for faggots)' at which point i loudly gave my view on faggotry (literally said the term 'faggot' and 'fucking' several times)

    the jist of my reply was on the order of anything i post on here...if anything less subdued.
  14. #74
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader its common knowledge that brain with lower IQ, in addition to requiring less sleep, are also more tolerant to operating in extra high temperature and humidities conditions.

    a simple calculator would have no problem working at the beach, but not supercomputers tho.

    your 'common knowledge' sounds more like something on the order of skitzo-phrenic hallucinatory delusions.

    riddle me this...what happens to a piece of tech when the temperatures get too high. for example...a cell phone left sitting in the hot sun...or a PC when the on-board cooling system fails and its processor gets to a too-high temperature, eh.

    now stfu and go cool down your core temperature by stuffing an ice-sculpture up your colon
  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by infinityshock yet…you decide to live here.

    not exaggerating: anything below 75-degrees and im wearing a jacket. on the other hand, i can do any outdoor physical activity at the peak of the summer heat with no problem. ill be out jogging at 2pm, at the hottest time of the day, and people are asking me if im okay.

    Funny how SpectraL is the only guy here you don't want to fuck.
  16. #76
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock riddle me this…what happens to a piece of tech when the temperatures get too high. for example…a cell phone left sitting in the hot sun…or a PC when the on-board cooling system fails and its processor gets to a too-high temperature, eh.

    exactly my point ;

    the ''dumber'' ones tolerate the heat better and fail much later than the ''smarter'' one.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Funny how SpectraL is the only guy here you don't want to fuck.

    that's because he's old and undesirable
  18. #78
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Funny how SpectraL is the only guy here you don't want to fuck.

    tell me more about your sense of humor and what you find funny.

    tell me about how you break out into fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter every time you look down between your legs and catch site of the floppy noodle hanging down there that is useless for anything other than as a bungee cord for the colony of crabs residing there.
  19. #79
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader exactly my point ;

    the ''dumber'' ones tolerate the heat better and fail much later than the ''smarter'' one.

    you obviously havent been around any electronic devices that overheat. in other words. they cant take the heat.
  20. #80
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock you obviously havent been around any electronic devices that overheat. in other words. they cant take the heat.

    the dumber ones can take more heat than the smarter one.

    just like their human counterpart.
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