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  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon That shit is a scam. The problem with bread (and the "guilt" therein) isn't its lack of protein, it's the fact that you get a pretty insane amount of calories from carbs with each measly slice. Most "high protein" breads I've seen have more calories per slice than normal shit breads.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I can't eat white bread anymore, it viscerally tastes and feels like empty, garbage calories.

    sucks to be you.

    be jealous of those of us who can eat literally anything we want in whatever quantity and not gain a pound.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by infinityshock sucks to be you.

    be jealous of those of us who can eat literally anything we want in whatever quantity and not gain a pound.

    You don't have a magic "el metabolismo", CIvsCO still applies to you. You're simply a lardass so your body has already reached the flabby, adipose equilibrium weight where you eat everything you want but maintain your weight.

    Be jealous of those of us who aren't carrying around 150 excess lbs of dead weight.
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You don't have a magic "el metabolismo"

    au contraire, mon faggot...i do.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You're simply a lardass so your body has already reached the flabby, adipose equilibrium weight where you eat everything you want but maintain your weight.

    Be jealous of those of us who aren't carrying around 150 excess lbs of dead weight.

    moo, you anorexic bitch
  4. #24
    Bread is just sugar and cheap crap nowadays unless you get it from real bakers and pay up the ass or make it yourself.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Bread is just sugar and cheap crap nowadays unless you get it from real bakers and pay up the ass or make it yourself.

    Only Americans are dumb enough to put sugar into their bread.

    EDIT: I'm pretty sure it's a jedi plot though.
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Only Americans are dumb enough to put sugar into their bread.

    EDIT: I'm pretty sure it's a jedi plot though.

    what do you think the yeast eats...
  7. #27
    Originally posted by infinityshock what do you think the yeast eats…

    you don't know shit about yeast you tennessee living retard
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic you don't know shit about yeast you tennessee living retard

    i know your mothers vagina is the worlds largest harvest source for it.

    and until his untimely demise due to esophageal cancer...your fathers was the single largest consumer of the commodity.
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    biblical style, unleavened breads.
  10. #30
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I like baking my own bread. Haven't done it in awhile. I should make some more.
  11. #31
    I'm talking about high fructose corn syrup mass produced bread that does nothing but make you crave more sugar as your insulin spikes and then you crash. All that from eating a wonderbread.

    No wonder why Americans drink so much coke and eat crap because they all started with bread, the gateway drug.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by infinityshock what do you think the yeast eats…

    Don't think there is any yeast in most modern breads, they're raised using baking powder (which is just an acid+alkali which combine to make CO2 + salts).

    I know that Americans used to get pellagra because they were too dumb to know not to eat nothing besides unbleached flour, so the government had to add iodine to bread to stop them being so retarded.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Don't think there is any yeast in most modern breads, they're raised using baking powder (which is just an acid+alkali which combine to make CO2 + salts).

    I know that Americans used to get pellagra because they were too dumb to know not to eat nothing besides unbleached flour, so the government had to add iodine to bread to stop them being so retarded.

    thats disgusting. ive never made bread without using yeast. as a matter of fact...i have some in my fridge right now from the last time i made bread
  14. #34
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats disgusting. ive never made bread without using yeast. as a matter of fact…i have some in my fridge right now from the last time i made bread

    get your yeast infection treated soon.
  15. #35
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I never eat bread. Fortunately my ascetic years as a hikikomori allowed me to develop my detachment from food to the point where I could eat a balanced single large bowl per day, the same meal, except for small variations, and very rarely crave anything else. I was able to walk through a supermarket regularly without any craving/desire. The reason for the single large meal latter in the day is that I also do intermittent fasting. Even now I have no problem adhering to this regimen, despite smoking weed every day to try to reduce my PTSD and other ailments as much as possible before school begins.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Malice I never eat bread. Fortunately my ascetic years as a hikikomori allowed me to develop my detachment from food to the point where I could eat pine balanced single large bowl per day, the same meal, except for small variations and very rarely crave anything else. I was able to walk through a supermarket regularly. The reason for the single large meal latter in the day is that I also do intermittent fasting. Even now I have no problem adhering to this regimen, despite smoking weed every day to try to reduce my PTSD and other ailments as much as possible.

    Lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader get your yeast infection treated soon.

    get your ruined anal sphincter treated before you leave a trail of your internal organs behind you wherever you go from your asshole-incontinence.
  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock get your ruined anal sphincter treated before you leave a trail of your internal organs behind you wherever you go from your asshole-incontinence.

    my asshole is still pretty tight.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Bread is just sugar and cheap crap nowadays unless you get it from real bakers and pay up the ass or make it yourself.

    There's good types you can buy from the supermarket but white bread and its ilk are pretty much trash. It doesn't even taste good to me, it's kinda spongey and weak. Regular whole grain breads from the supermarket and the like are ok but I avoid bread in general.
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader my asshole is still pretty tight.

    a lot of good thats going to do you when your asshole is at your boyfriends house and youre not.
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