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  1. #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm not paleo whatsoever, it's just a very inefficient food, very little nutrition or satiation for the amount of calories per slice. Breab goes into your tummy and just vanishes, then you're sitting on 200 less calories you can put somewhere else that day. I completely eschew breab during the week now and eat some flavoured yoghurt or something instead at the end of the day as a dessert with the same calories. I only eat breab on cheat days.

    It's definitely delicious and awesome but it's just very inefficient. It's probably part of why you're so fluffy.

    Real men don't count calories
  2. #62
    HTS highlight reel
    Holy shit I looked up a sourdough recipe and it's like an involved week long process. Making a loaf when I get to my new place for sure. #goals
  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by HTS Holy shit I looked up a sourdough recipe and it's like an involved week long process. Making a loaf when I get to my new place for sure. #goals

    Your knees are too fat to eat bread.
  4. #64
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your knees are too fat to eat bread.

    My knees are BULKY. Not fat. 😑😑😑
  5. #65
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by HTS My knees are BULKY. Not fat. 😑😑😑

    Fat people will use any word they can to avoid the word fat.
  6. #66
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fat people will use any word they can to avoid the word fat.

    B-but there's like hardly any fat there... it's all bone n muscle n tendons n shit.

    I mean I'm fat in other ways sure but fat knees? FAT KNEES? What even is that?
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real men don't count calories

    Unfit fat faggots who don't work out, don't count calories.

    But whatever, even if you count your macros, it's a retarded amount of carbs per slice.
  8. #68
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 You should think about food from a more utilitarian point of view. Why eat something if your body doesn't require it? Food should not be a habit or a leisure activity, but something you take a scientific approach to.

    thats precisely how im looking at it...purely utilitarian. i can get bread...or pita bread...then fill it with lettuce, tuna, assorted lunch-meats, peanut butter, almond butter, spreadable fruit, etc etc. in that concoction is an assortment of carbs, fats, and protein. then ill wrap it in a piece of cellophane to make it as portable as i need it to be. i have literally kept a sandwich in my pocket.

    after ive eaten it i the only thing left to do is abandon the wrapping. no bowl or fork to wash.
  9. #69
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Unfit fat faggots who don't work out, don't count calories.

    But whatever, even if you count your macros, it's a retarded amount of carbs per slice.

    dont make fun of fat people you faggot. its not their fault they have a metabolic disorder. you consume more calories from the nutt-butter emanating from your various male consorts than shamoo does on an eating binge.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont make fun of fat people you faggot.

    Fat person detected.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont make fun of fat people you faggot. its not their fault they have a metabolic disorder. you consume more calories from the nutt-butter emanating from your various male consorts than shamoo does on an eating binge.

    The only disorder fat people have is the inability to stop their fat ham fists from shoving more hams into their disgusting pig mouths.
  12. #72
    M E A T I S M U R D E R
  13. #73
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Fat person detected.

    suck my jelly roll, faggot
  14. #74
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ε“ˆε“ˆδ½ ηœ‹δΈζ‡‚δΈ­ζ–‡ M E A T I S M U R D E R

    people meat maybe. not any other meat
  15. #75
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    100% whole grain
  16. #76
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by HTS Holy shit I looked up a sourdough recipe and it's like an involved week long process. Making a loaf when I get to my new place for sure. #goals

    You're moving out of your parents place?
  17. #77
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    Originally posted by Lanny You're moving out of your parents place?

    Ye, they just put in an offer on a condo for me to rent from 'em today. UwU
  18. #78
    noice
  19. #79
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by HTS Ye, they just put in an offer on a condo for me to rent from 'em today. UwU

    Countdown to overdose/suicide. Not even having family around could finally push you over the edge, unless you and scron got back together or you replaced him, but that also has a high chance of eventually leading to suicide.
  20. #80
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Malice Countdown to overdose/suicide. Not even having family around could finally push you over the edge, unless you and scron got back together or you replaced him, but that also has a high chance of eventually leading to suicide.

    Me and scron still together. Togetha4eva.
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