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  1. Originally posted by HTS Cops have my DNA and finger prints. I'm reporting it because if it gets reported later and they find a strand of my hair, they're going to be very curious as to why I didn't report the corpse I found.

    Kid, do you even understand how DNA analysis works?
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I know a guy who tried to murderived a cat, shot it in its eyes but it got away

    Poor kitty

    you can't murder a cat, retard.
  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kid, do you even understand how DNA analysis works?

    they umm... get my dna... and compare it?
  4. Originally posted by HTS they umm… get my dna… and compare it?

    No. They get some DNA. It is not "your DNA", it doesn't have "property of Sean "HTS Noob" Twist" written on it. They only real way they are going to match you from DNA is if you're already a suspect. Even then, they need follicular tissue or more to have usable DNA samples, which may or may not be tainted a billion different ways (no way to know), and you'll likely match with millions of other records on file to 80+%

    DNA testing is the biggest bullshit law enforcement hype since the "lie detector" polygraph test. Even if a DNA test has a 99.99% accuracy, there are 40,000 people in the state of California alone who could match your DNA profile. The thing is that if your already a suspect or related to the crime, it fucks you. But combing any databases for a match is worthless.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No. They get some DNA. It is not "your DNA", it doesn't have "property of Sean "HTS Noob" Twist" written on it. They only real way they are going to match you from DNA is if you're already a suspect. Even then, they need follicular tissue or more to have usable DNA samples, which may or may not be tainted a billion different ways (no way to know), and you'll likely match with millions of other records on file to 80+%

    DNA testing is the biggest bullshit law enforcement hype since the "lie detector" polygraph test. Even if a DNA test has a 99.99% accuracy, there are 40,000 people in the state of California alone who could match your DNA profile. The thing is that if your already a suspect or related to the crime, it fucks you. But combing any databases for a match is worthless.

    no

    Hampton, 64, was caught in 2015 after police linked DNA from Melanie's clothing to his daughter.


    She had been arrested aged 41 in 2014 for a "minor incident" and her DNA profile was taken, leading the police to her father.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-36245888

    computers can easily match a DNA profile in minutes. once the computer matches you then you become a suspect.



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  6. Originally posted by NARCassist no



    computers can easily match a DNA profile in minutes. once the computer matches you then you become a suspect.



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    As I said, absolute hype used to scare people and keep them in line. 0% chance they identified her based on nothing but a DNA match.
  7. Actually, I googled the case and I have decisive evidence that you are a fucktard; they found a semen sample. Unless you're planning on cumming all over your inadvertent discovery, you have nothing to fear.
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't give a shit. He'd be one sorry motherfucker, if I ever got my hands on him.

    He's pretty tuff bro
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon But combing any databases for a match is worthless.
  10. Originally posted by NARCassist

    Yes, from a piece of hair or something lying around on a crime scene. Your cum is about as good as it gets.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash He's pretty tuff bro

    Since I could take down a grizzly, he shouldn't be any real problem.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes, from a piece of hair or something lying around on a crime scene. Your cum is about as good as it gets.

    finding across a body in the woods you could easily imagine somebody being startled enough to drop something also. a bag even that could contain items with your dna or prints on. or imagine getting home after that and realizing you'd lost your wallet. then had to go back out there to make sure you didn't drop it there, lol.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and you get back there and there's fucking pigs everywhere hahah



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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You go back, and the wallet is gone. Then you half-glance over at the body, and notice the wallet is in its hand.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Then you just claim they robbed you and had a weapon, so you killed them and then freaked out afterward and panicked so didn't call the FUZZ.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or you say they they were dead and came back to life and attacked you, so you HAD to kill them again, just make sure they were really dead.

    "Your Honor! They were already dead!! I swear!!"
  17. Spec is your first name Mike by chance?
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Yes.
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS they umm… get my dna… and compare it?

    that would be a big fat steaming 'no.'
  20. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock that would be a big fat steaming 'no.'

    they'd plant her dna on or around it ???
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