The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-09 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #6661
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
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2. 2018-01-09 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #6662
   

   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood
   I like it. Had some strange wrenching done to her face but it makes her into some kind of alien-like sexy bunny rabbit and gives me a pretty hard boner.
3. 2018-01-09 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #6663
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i feel like im dying
4. 2018-01-09 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #6664
   

   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Yung Blood
   Quite the body, I just want her to place my head between those whopper thighs and squeeze my head like a nut
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5. 2018-01-09 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #6665
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Her legs look distorted and she would probably break that nose giving you a blowjob. Her smile looks jacked up too.
6. 2018-01-09 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #6666
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Quite the body, I just want her to place my head between those whopper thighs and squeeze my head like a nut

   
   Same fam.
7. 2018-01-10 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #6667
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fromus Krokus i feel like im dying

   
   Make it so
8. 2018-01-10 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #6668
   RestStop Space Nigga
   
   
   
   
   
   
   I want this whore to be my sex slave. Oh yes she will be mine(sexually).
9. 2018-01-10 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #6669
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop
   
   
   
   
   
   I want this whore to be my sex slave. Oh yes she will be mine(sexually).

   
   Meh
10. 2018-01-10 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #6670
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    she looks like the type of chick youd find hot if you saw pictures of her on dial up internet in 1999 when you were a kid
    
    not the type of chick youd find hot in 2018 with an entire universe of high-speed whores out there and decades of porn history
11. 2018-01-10 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #6671
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter high-speed whores

    
    Ok I chuckled
12. 2018-01-10 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #6672
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Enter she looks like the type of chick youd find hot if you saw pictures of her on dial up internet in 1999 when you were a kid
    
    not the type of chick youd find hot in 2018 with an entire universe of high-speed whores out there and decades of porn history

    
    She's young, stupid, and money hungry. My kinda whore.
13. 2018-01-10 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #6673
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    she needs a good feces suffocation
14. 2018-01-10 at 4:05 AM UTC

    #6674
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i just cooked some potatoes with mushrooms and my fermented peppers and onions. took 1 mg flauprazolam, 1 mg etizolam, multiple bong loads, its 8:06 PM
15. 2018-01-10 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #6675
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by greenplastic i just cooked some potatoes with mushrooms and my fermented peppers and onions. took 1 mg flauprazolam, 1 mg etizolam, multiple bong loads, its 8:06 PM

    
    That actually does sound like a nice night. LMK how it goes.
16. 2018-01-10 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #6676
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic i just cooked some potatoes with mushrooms and my fermented peppers and onions. took 1 mg flauprazolam, 1 mg etizolam, multiple bong loads, its 8:06 PM

    
    kill yourself for having a good time when there are animals being slaughtered by the thousands
17. 2018-01-10 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #6677
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus kill yourself for having a good time when there are animals being slaughtered by the thousands

    
    you're right, i should have taken like 3 boxes of bundy and been tortured by the roach demons to cleanse myself
18. 2018-01-10 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #6678
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic you're right, i should have taken like 3 boxes of bundy and been tortured by the roach demons to cleanse myself

    
    i wish to inject your arms into my legs
19. 2018-01-10 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #6679
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus i wish to inject your arms into my legs

    
    Your entire existence is comprised of unfulfilled wishes.
20. 2018-01-10 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #6680
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Your entire existence is comprised of unfulfilled wishes.

    
    The great milenko told me I had three wishes; that night I fucked three fat bitches.
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