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  1. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency The airbnb im in smells like popcorn. This entire house reeks of buttered popped corn. I cant sleep in all of this popped corn.

  2. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency The airbnb im in smells like popcorn. This entire house reeks of buttered popped corn. I cant sleep in all of this popped corn.

    The only time I stayed in an AirBNB it wasn't even the same crib from the photos. Well it was but it had totally different, shittier furniture.
  3. Originally posted by CASPER Youdid. I meant to give u props. Apparently there are open and closed gear models, but this one was def fake.


    Maybe you really are a wealthy pakistani carpet mogul? Wanna invest in some antiques?

    Tbh the movement itself looked like a good quality but mass produced/Chinese one. Nothing about the covers or whatever.

    What antiques?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Tbh the movement itself looked like a good quality but mass produced/Chinese one. Nothing about the covers or whatever.

    What antiques?

    The sweater worn by Kevin in Home Alone.
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  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    wont to do myslelf in like jump ina weelie bin and dwn rtland rode

    full of petrol
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  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Lanny No work, no school, if it weren't for drinking I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

    You should change shit up a bit brotha.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency The airbnb im in smells like popcorn. This entire house reeks of buttered popped corn. I cant sleep in all of this popped corn.

    *ahem*

    http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/815240-Popcorn-fentanyl

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/fentanyl-busts-hamilton-arrests-1.4378055
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  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny No work, no school, if it weren't for drinking I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

    Man I miss drinking. I keep telling myself I'm going to go back to it I never do. Before anyone gets the wrong idea I'm not some born again AA fag either but legal problems kept me from it for about 7 months which was a pretty severe sever from 10+ years of nearly daily drinking. I guess I miss the ritual the most and Budweiser Oh how I have forsaken thee.

    I guess being more ballsy and definitely smashing more chicks because I'm the ultimate 19 year old YOLO guy when I'm drunk plays a part in the nostalgia of it all. Oh well it's still an old friend I can visit whenever I want.
  9. ^ Sitting on the couch after midnight watching TV drinking shitty alcohol not having a care in the world: my fondest times with booze. Now the hangovers suck too much, even just a half pint gives me a headache.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by bling bling wont to do myslelf in like jump ina weelie bin and dwn rtland rode

    full of petrol

    solid plan
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by bling bling wont to do myslelf in like jump ina weelie bin and dwn rtland rode

    full of petrol

    weelie bin is brit-tard code for "dumpster" right?

    Yeah. Do that ish, blood.
  12. bling bling Dark Matter
    rutland hill 2nd steeperst hill in sheff but its the #1 longest ive done 6omph on a shitty kids bmx with a brokken BB
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by CASPER weelie bin is brit-tard code for "dumpster" right?

    Yeah. Do that ish, blood.

    its a bin with a wheelie how why are u trying to cause shit u chat bare shit
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    my vape pen battery almost gave me 4rd degree burns i cont vape the oil no more tho :(

    gonna just eat the rest of he half of the syrigne cus it was a fail order so i got more comeing
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    i shared sum with my dog im not a evil person

    i gave gher 1ox reccomended dose for cancer noobs and shwe diddnt even effected by it SHE REMAINED THE SAME

    she is a tuff doga wikked an bad

    Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-12-21T07:20:39.786093+00:00
  16. If you're reading this, kill yourself
  17. D4NG0 motherfucker
    ok
  18. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER *ahem*

    http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/815240-Popcorn-fentanyl

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/fentanyl-busts-hamilton-arrests-1.4378055

    Fuck me she didnt even leave a complimentary bit of narcan.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn this shit do be speakin' to a niggaz heart :

  20. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 If you're reading this, kill yourself

    who

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