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Dargo: The Psychologist

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Ok. I just always wanted to ask a psychologist that. One more thing: imagine someone comes to see you and they tell you that they believe something that is obviously crazy and not true. What do you do? Do you try to convince them they are wrong? Do you simply listen and analyze? Do you commit them to the mental ward?

    It largely depends on what it is, their state of mind, and the reasons they came in.

    If it's something like "I'm hearing voices and shadow people exist" I might send them to a doctor for some medication before continuing.

    Otherwise, if it isn't serious, I typically let it go as long as it doesn't impact treatment. An example might be: "OMG global warming is like super legit and I'm like so stressed out about it." I wouldn't try to correct them, instead I'd guide them in processing their fear, and work with them on ways to defeat or cope with it.
  2. #22
    Dargo more like fagro m i rite
  3. #23
    Dr . Ratz

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Dargo When have I ever lied to you?

    Your former username.

    Your martial arts background.

    Being a practicing Psychologist.

    Etc. etc.
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Your former username.

    Your martial arts background.

    Being a practicing Psychologist.

    Etc. etc.

    Lied about all the apologies, too.
  6. #26
    100 dargo threads

  7. #27
    Originally posted by RisiR † Your former username.

    Your martial arts background.

    Being a practicing Psychologist.

    Etc. etc.


    I don't have a former username.

    I do have a martial arts background.

    I am a psychologist.

    Etc. etc.

    Why are you so frothy?
  8. #28
    Do me next
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Do me next

    Do what?
  10. #30
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Approximately 13,000 years ago the Atlantean's were facing almost identical trials and tribulations as we are today. Their choice: Nuclear Holocaust or human utopia. They were aligning with Ophiuchus - the lost 13th sign of the zodiac - which symbolizes alignment with the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, - and the choice of ascension for mankind. There are radioactive isotopes that look like cluster bombs in northern Scandinavia and the northeastern united states that date back to Atlantean times - and many have theorized that this was an ancient nuclear war between the Atlanteans and rival factions - which ultimately resulted in their annihilation.

    Hopefully we decide to alter our Doppelgänger history - to rise above such a catastrophe and end the time loop once and for all.

    When the book of time turns to blank pages - and the prophets are blocked from viewing the future - It is not written that this will be the end of all things - but a new beginning - A phoenix from the ashes - an opportunity for the human race to write a new book - and fill it's pages with all the beauty of the cosmos. Once and for all - we can claim our rightful position - on the throne of creation - as exploratory citizens of the universe.
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Dargo Do what?

    He wants you to examine his head.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He wants you to examine his head.

    Oh.

    It's bald.

    Done.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Dargo Oh.

    It's bald.

    Done.

    10/10 accuracy, I'm impressed
  14. #34
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Dargo, can you tell us something technical and not easily conjured via. google as evidence you really are a practicing psychologist?

    Unrelated: what's you opinion on the use of psychedelics for treating mental illness?
  15. #35
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Dargo, can you tell us something technical and not easily conjured via. google as evidence you really are a practicing psychologist?

    Unrelated: what's you opinion on the use of psychedelics for treating mental illness?

    Dango, have you ever read anything by Stanislav Grof, particularly "LSD Psychotherapy"? If not, I highly recommended. He practiced professional psychotherapy assisted by LSD while it was legal, personally administered or oversaw over a thousand cases, IIRC. The results were incredible. It's probably one of, if not the most, interesting book related to your field that you'll ever read.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Dargo lolwhut

    When have I ever lied to you? I say a lot of dumb shit, but no lies come to mind.

    Also, I don't think I'm superior for being a psychologist. I've already admitted it's one of the easiest jobs in the world.

    Why are you lying about this is what a real psychologist would ask.
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † Hahahahaha…. oh my.

    Come at me, boy. It's time to get smoked.

    that is hot.

    I call sloppy seconds on that pole smoking and at-coming.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Lanny Dargo, can you tell us something technical and not easily conjured via. google as evidence you really are a practicing psychologist?

    Unrelated: what's you opinion on the use of psychedelics for treating mental illness?

    It's fucking impossible to do that. Everything can be easily conjured via Google. You can just look up academic papers and find some technical shit in there.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's fucking impossible to do that. Everything can be easily conjured via Google. You can just look up academic papers and find some technical shit in there.

    Your just chirping in hoping that everyone will forget your ad man fiction in place of Dargo's BS. Not gonna happen you lying cum guzzling faggot.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Your just chirping in hoping that everyone will forget your ad man fiction in place of Dargo's BS. Not gonna happen you lying cum guzzling faggot.

    I have no reason to hope anyone ever forgets that; it's my actual profession, regardless of whether you've committed yourself to denial outof pure jealousy due to being a fucking prole lol.
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