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  1. #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo Mine are dead.

    What do you think yours would say if they saw everything you post?

    post partum abortion
  2. #42
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're absolutely correct.

    Ask Lanny for directions to gay counseling your gaiety isn't so gay.. just destructive, against driven and a sign of mental disruption and disorders of inner linear chaos. Or lineage.
  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Ask Lanny for directions to gay counseling your gaiety isn't so gay.. just destructive, against driven and a sign of mental disruption and disorders of inner linear chaos. Or lineage.

    all i heard was 'i want to suck your dick'

    that being said...come suck on my dick like a starving baby elephant sucking its mothers teat after the mother was shot by poachers for its tusks.
  4. #44
    Bill Krozby, why don't you get on real adult drugs. Like Crouton, and nootropics, and phenibut. Like instead of a crutch, you'll have one of those electric wheelchairs. Obviously you're not going to be getting fucked up, but they're cheap and functional and better than nothing. Stop thinking of drugs as a way to just get fucked up all the time and start thinking about functionality and bettering your life.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by infinityshock all i heard was 'i want to suck your dick'

    that being said…come suck on my dick like a starving baby elephant sucking its mothers teat after the mother was shot by poachers for its tusks.

    longest punchline ever- failed!
  6. #46
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You live with your mother, call yourself a tranny, never leave the basement I guess you have a good reason to to drink



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby protip: you're a liar
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you want to get off alcohol, start smoking high grade weed, and lots of it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Bill Krozby, why don't you get on real adult drugs. Like Crouton, and nootropics, and phenibut. Like instead of a crutch, you'll have one of those electric wheelchairs. Obviously you're not going to be getting fucked up, but they're cheap and functional and better than nothing. Stop thinking of drugs as a way to just get fucked up all the time and start thinking about functionality and bettering your life.

    Is that the secret of your fabulous success, drugs?
  9. #49
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Bill Krozby, why don't you get on real adult drugs. Like Crouton, and nootropics, and phenibut. Like instead of a crutch, you'll have one of those electric wheelchairs. Obviously you're not going to be getting fucked up, but they're cheap and functional and better than nothing. Stop thinking of drugs as a way to just get fucked up all the time and start thinking about functionality and bettering your life.

    I've done Crouton and phenibut, I ordered phenibut a year ago and they sent me a sample of Crouton. It's alright but not like real opiates.
  10. #50
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Is that the secret of your fabulous success, drugs?

    fucking this I rather just not do anything except drink coffee.
  11. #51
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you want to get off alcohol, start smoking high grade weed, and lots of it.

    I can't smoke weed, I did for years but I'm not allowed anymore.
  12. #52
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 longest punchline ever- failed!

    at least he tried and didn't mention using tonsils as a punching bag for the 100th time
  13. #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I can't smoke weed, I did for years but I'm not allowed anymore.

    But they let you get addicted to alcohol no problem, eh? Nice. Morons like that you do not need in your life.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Bill Krozby, why don't you get on real adult drugs. Like Crouton, and nootropics, and phenibut. Like instead of a crutch, you'll have one of those electric wheelchairs. Obviously you're not going to be getting fucked up, but they're cheap and functional and better than nothing. Stop thinking of drugs as a way to just get fucked up all the time and start thinking about functionality and bettering your life.

    hey look a zimmy poast
  15. #55
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    OP just make sure to taper off. It's worth your effort to circumvent withdrawal because I know you really wouldn't like what happens.
  16. #56
    Ghb and benzos your brain won't know the dif gont
  17. #57
    Stay sober from everything for at least 21 days.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I can't smoke weed, I did for years but I'm not allowed anymore.

    Ultra cucked.
  19. #59
    Oatmeal>brains
  20. #60
    You can always do Nitrous Oxide
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