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Being an alcoholic sucks

  1. #61
    Ill do you
  2. #62
    Master shake Yung Blood
    Drink yourself to death hopeless alkie.
    Bet your girlfriend is a landwhale addict.
  3. #63
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Master shake Drink yourself to death hopeless alkie.
    Bet your girlfriend is a landwhale addict.

    lol what? are you insinuating my girl likes fat guys / fat dykes?

    Nah I'm not going to drink myself to death. I have taken some gabapentin and feel a lot better now and am going to use it to get past my withdrawals.

    I will still drink at shows / on dates, but over the last few years I really ramped up a bad habit.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol what? are you insinuating my girl likes fat guys / fat dykes?

    No, your girls are landwhales AND addicts. And that's a fact.
  5. #65
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    being a fatty herself suggests yes, she may well have a fat fetish
  6. #66
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny being a fatty herself suggests yes, she may well have a fat fetish

    well you being a fatty does that mean you have a fat fetish? And my girlfriend might be a bigger girl but she's not obese.
  7. #67
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo No, your girls are landwhales AND addicts. And that's a fact.

    probably addicted to my dick but that's it. I actually don't like junky/alcoholic girls.
  8. #68
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well you being a fatty does that mean you have a fat fetish? And my girlfriend might be a bigger girl but she's not obese.

    She probably weighs more than me bro
  9. #69
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But they let you get addicted to alcohol no problem, eh? Nice. Morons like that you do not need in your life.

    well I'm working on getting out of the system so I can smoke weed like a normal person again. I'm drug tested for everything but nitrous oxide.

    I know I should probably just not do anything but I have an urge to still do what I want to do despite my legal situation. Where I live everyone smokes weed and people think its weird / I'm a bummer that I don't smoke, last time I smoked was December 4th, at least it was fun, I played the new doom with this chicken and boned her.

    But yeah you're right I don't need morons like that in my life, but hey i'm just the guy that tried to kill my gf (a member of this site cheezburgerz) two Decembers in a row so its what I have to deal with right now.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i'm just the guy that tried to kill my gf two Decembers in a row so its what I have to deal with right now.

    wat
  11. #71
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I kind of hate to make this thread because its embarrassing to make, but drinking as much as I do is kind of boring and not as fun anymore.

    thats only becos you dont do anything serious or important while drinking / drunk.

    Originally posted by Lanny My alcoholism has turned into more of a personal trait than a problem, it's like wearing glasses or being left handed at this point. I've just regressed to baseline, I don't get drunk and do stupid things and destroy relationships, I just drink and do exactly the same things I do sober while feeling slightly better than I otherwise would. Yesterday I was working on a project for a couple of hours, stood up to go to the bathroom and stumbled a bit, and was like "oh yeah, I'm drunk, I forgot about that".

    I think I've maxed out by alcohol abuse skill.

    lanny, you've grown up, your not a kid anymore.

    its totally ok to run with scissors and knives in your hands and its totally ok to car and to motorcycle with concentrated alchohol in your blood.

    Originally posted by J.P.W I love being daytime drunk but as I am now a bus driver I am unable to be a daytime drunk :(

    why not ??? you can actually as long as nobody finds out.

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Alcohol is a tough one to quit, at least for me.
    I have quit cigs,amps,cocaine.Actually coke was the easiest one to put down.
    I don't know man its 3:30 on a Saturday and I just finished my first rum and coke of the day and I feel great.
    The birds are cherpin the sun is out and its 80 degrees outside, time to make another drink sit on my back deck and watch my bees make me honey.

    no its not. we, both you and me can quit anytime we want; if we want.

    and quit eating honey. how would like it when some extraterrestrial aliens come and beam all your money out of your bank and then eat it ????? i mean they literally consume it, just for leisure ???? how do you like that ???

    Originally posted by infinityshock bees aim for the nose and mouth.

    they focus on the CO2 emissions

    they why people get stung on the skin all the time assie holie ??
  12. #72
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny She probably weighs more than me bro

    lol that's possible, but i'm not sure how much you weigh. plus some of the girls I see may be bigger, but they are by no means inactive/lazy.

    I'm not sure how much the girl I'm seeing weighs, but I wouldn't call her obese and she's actually a nurse and a vegan. Some people are just big boned.

    The only thing I don't like about her is she smokes cigs, and not that I didn't use to smoke cigs but its just not my thing anymore. But cig smoking is actually fairly prevalent in the medical field, ironically..

    and the thing is lanny, not everything is about weight, I'm attracted to her because she is more interesting than most girls her age
  13. #73
    YOU gonts need to cool it
  14. #74
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump YOU gonts need to cool it

    I'm going to go eat spaghetti down the street of the store where I harass those girls... mmmm mmm good fam!
  15. #75
    I'm gonna get ice cream in the rain
  16. #76
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm gonna get ice cream in the rain

    sounds messy, but more power to you bud =)
  17. #77
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Once the alcohol saturates your system for an extended period of time, the platelets in your blood start disappearing, and that means that if you suffer even a small cut, you won't be able to heal, and you'll literally bleed to death.
  18. #78
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Once the alcohol saturates your system for an extended period of time, the platelets in your blood start disappearing, and that means that if you suffer even a small cut, you won't be able to heal, and you'll literally bleed to death.

    not necessarily, I like you spectral but I'm going to have to call you out on your fear mongering, I was literally stabbed with a knife (by a member of this site) in my arm while drunk a few years ago and yes I did bleed for hours but I was fine. Last year I fell through a glass table ass first and I bled for hours but didn't die.




  19. #79
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's only because you're still not far gone enough. Give it time and the majority of your platelets will be gone, and those same cuts you posted wouldn't heal at all.
  20. #80
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's only because you're still not far gone enough. Give it time and the majority of your platelets will be gone, and those same cuts you posted wouldn't heal at all.

    well maybe you're right, but thats why I'm quitting. I'm just drinking coffee and soda today and didn't drink yesterday. I need to focus on other things right now anyways.
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