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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-01-31 at 4:37 AM UTC
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2020-01-31 at 4:42 AM UTC
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2020-01-31 at 4:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Hitler wasn't a Jew. Slanderous lies, if i had a brick i'd knock you over the head with it. Whatcha know about it eh? I'm a Hitler scholar. I'll kill you.
they already DNA tested his ass.
The jedi People denied it too because it was hard to believe.
His Mother's father was a jedi (Which doesn't make her a Hebrew by bloodline yet Her Father was jedi)
and it is known that her father's brother raped her and impregnated her with baby Hitler.
they DNA tested his known family members proving this. Hitler's adopted father (Aldo Hitler) was a Catholic and converted Mom to catholicism -
2020-01-31 at 4:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fuck Your World they already DNA tested his ass.
The jedi People denied it too because it was hard to believe.
His Mother's father was a jedi (Which doesn't make her a Hebrew by bloodline yet Her Father was jedi)
and it is known that her father's brother raped her and impregnated her with baby Hitler.
they DNA tested his known family members proving this. Hitler's adopted father (Aldo Hitler) was a Catholic and converted Mom to catholicism
Very impressive, especially considering they never found his remains you dork. -
2020-01-31 at 5:10 AM UTCCorona-chan take me. My body is ready. I will be faithful until death. I will slit my wrists during Monday rush hour on the subway and twirl my arms gayly, so that everyone who may will receive your just and precious love. Corona-chan please.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-31 at 5:42 AM UTC
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2020-01-31 at 6:03 AM UTCFirst time In my life I've actually felt I need a gf. I need someone to share memories with and be happy. Until I'm secure financially I don't want to burden someone by being stuck indoors all the time/ not being able to do shit. Then knowing my luck I'll get them pregnant and things would get worse.
I'm determined to sort my shit out now though, I just cba being a 40 something singleton with no real family of my own. -
2020-01-31 at 12:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Terry's new lawn mower is really quite a shower.
It does what it's meant to do.
Terry's new lawn mower is better than my mower
and it got flame decals too.
There's nothing in the world that i could want more is to have that lawn mower
My girl would be so proud, i'm positive she'd love me more once i show her
I snuck out late at night while everyone was sleeping tight i tiptoed up to Terry's shed.
I flick on the light and my hair stands up in fright because i see Terry out of bed.
He started up is mower and i screamed and he ran me over
I shed a single tear because i am just so glad that i got to know her
Terry's mower.
I had to search Google to make sure this wasnt some Primus B-side -
2020-01-31 at 1:10 PM UTCJob interview Monday at 3pm. Nothing special, some finance securities firm. One of those finance protection companies that help people cover the difference owed. Maybe they've lost a leg and can't work or some shit.
Hours are great and I could wing this till I find something better. It's by my mum's so I'll have to stay her place the 1st month then buy a car.
I fucking NEED this. I also need to remain sober, I literally cannot afford to waste a single penny whilst working anyway.
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2020-01-31 at 1:37 PM UTCItd actually make me tremendously happy to see you guys do well. If i go awol and you remember nothing else- let it be that.
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2020-01-31 at 1:45 PM UTC
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2020-01-31 at 2:31 PM UTC
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2020-01-31 at 4:28 PM UTC
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2020-01-31 at 4:39 PM UTCIt's a good thing i get pharms from my hookup, in great quantity, or i'd be upset the schedule suddenly changed on a moments notice. I've set it up specifically so that i can use on certain days and mostly for no more than 2 to 3 days and have a couple off days, if i don't i can't help but go hardcore and i'll end up with severe withdrawals at the end of it. But now since the schedule changed i missed a few days, started to feel mild withdrawal which is nothing i can't handle but it's annoying. So now we are a few days late and i only got half of my stuff, this means that if i use conservatively i'll have enough for the weekend then get the rest Monday but that means i will have been high for 4 days straight. And that means i'll end up feeling like shit after this.
God damn it, i have a system you asshole. -
2020-01-31 at 4:45 PM UTCLast few years I never cared if my connect shut off his phone for a week or two bc if i only served my 6 or 7 favorite people, id still have product and personals for like 2 months rofl
“So.....what are you gonna do? Call him again or what?”
“Im just gonna sit on it. Ill hear from their people sooner or later, guaranteed. And when i do, ill call you within the hour”
*palpable annoyance on the other end of the line*
Like nigga im not driving to moreno valley for ur 40 dude just cop a perc already -
2020-01-31 at 4:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Last few years I never cared if my connect shut off his phone for a week or two bc if i only served my 6 or 7 favorite people, id still have product and personals for like 2 months rofl
“So…..what are you gonna do? Call him again or what?”
“Im just gonna sit on it. Ill hear from their people sooner or later, guaranteed. And when i do, ill call you within the hour”
*palpable annoyance on the other end of the line*
Like nigga im not driving to moreno valley for ur 40 dude just cop a perc already
Yeah but my connect isn't a drug dealer per se. More like a guy on the inside than anything. So i expect him to honor our arrangement, but it was out of his control to some extent, so whatcha gonna do. -
2020-01-31 at 4:56 PM UTCI agreed not to serve a friend more than 3 days at a time, but when he stood at the front door knocking for 2 entire hours and then tried to climb in the apt through a window, eventually i shoved his stuff through the window screen and told him not to call me again.
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2020-01-31 at 4:57 PM UTC
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2020-01-31 at 5:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I agreed not to serve a friend more than 3 days at a time, but when he stood at the front door knocking for 2 entire hours and then tried to climb in the apt through a window, eventually i shoved his stuff through the window screen and told him not to call me again.
Pretty weak, i'll suffer when i have to. Not going to degrade myself like that. When i was going through fentanyl withdrawal super hell for the first time a long time ago i could have pawned all my stuff and get a lot of H, but i didn't. Only thing i got was a G of coke when i was in PAWS to cheer me up. And i paid for that out of pocket. -
2020-01-31 at 5:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Job interview Monday at 3pm. Nothing special, some finance securities firm. One of those finance protection companies that help people cover the difference owed. Maybe they've lost a leg and can't work or some shit.
Hours are great and I could wing this till I find something better. It's by my mum's so I'll have to stay her place the 1st month then buy a car.
I fucking NEED this. I also need to remain sober, I literally cannot afford to waste a single penny whilst working anyway.
Inshalah.
Why always office jobs?
