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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Can we get an F in the chat for all our departed grandmas?
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    F
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    I need moniez. I honestly wish my useless self centered dad would just die so I can put my inheritance to good use.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I need moniez. I honestly wish my useless self centered dad would just die so I can put my inheritance to good use.

    Are you honestly really depressed ? If I was as good looking as you I would be happier than I am now. Bevause that's all that matters in life is looks. :)
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  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you honestly really depressed ? If I was as good looking as you I would be happier than I am now. Bevause that's all that matters in life is looks. :)

    I'm just sick of being stuck financially and not being able to improve my circumstances. I need a job, so I can get a car, I need a car, so I can get better jobs.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm just sick of being stuck financially and not being able to improve my circumstances. I need a job, so I can get a car, I need a car, so I can get better jobs.

    I get it. It makes me think of the times I've been in court with people going in front of me for panhandling charges and they just say to the judge how sorry they are and how they're homeless and the judge is like whatever well you get a 500 dollar fine. For panhandling. Wow that's gonna fucking help them Judge. Thanks for that. Dickhead.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anyway how do you pay rent and bills?
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Anyway how do you pay rent and bills?

    In the UK we get what is called ,"Universal Credit". Just a benefit payment paid monthly.

    Your rent is covered but you are left barely enough to cover food and bills. It's a fucking joke.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Oh yeah you get paid more over here the more sick you are. You actually get paid extra for being an alcoholic.

    Like, wtf?
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Oh yeah you get paid more over here the more sick you are. You actually get paid extra for being an alcoholic.

    Like, wtf?

    Welp. That settles that. I'm moving there.
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  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Welp. That settles that. I'm moving there.

    Anyone who can't work due to mobility issues : obesity related to say, Diabetes; is entitled to a mobility scheme.

    So basically someone will receive a carer's allowance for looking after your fat ass, and a BRAND NEW car.

    So in essence, those who wish to work, and can't, suffer. Those who do not wish to work, prosper.

    I fucking hate this country.

  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Anyone who can't work due to mobility issues : obesity related to say, Diabetes; is entitled to a mobility scheme.

    So basically someone will receive a carer's allowance for looking after your fat ass, and a BRAND NEW car.

    So in essence, those who wish to work, and can't, suffer. Those who do not wish to work, prosper.

    I fucking hate this country.


    Ok well I don't want to work. Let's trade places so I can prosper over there. And you can come here and have my job or the thousands of other job openings around here.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've still got one good eye
    I've still got one good eye
    I've still got one good eye
    I've still got one good eye
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The only cute name in French is Noel. Convince me otherwise.
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie The only cute name in French is Noel. Convince me otherwise.

    What about Chloe?
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What about Chloe?

    Is that really a French name though? If you say "Sophie" in a French accent it sounds cute too but i don't think Sophie is a French name. But it might be. But generally Sophie is a pretty cute name. Short and too the point. Smol in a way, like Nikki, that's a cute name. And Haley. That's cute too. But there is nothing cute about Nikki Haley, she's a twat.
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Her name isn't really Nikki anyway

    Kind of funny how much damage she's done to US culture, as an immigrant
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I was just thinking... Nikki... Where have i heard of a girl called Nikki. Then i remembered.



    And now i have a bit of a sad. Poor Nikki.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Now that everyone's thoroughly depressed. Let's not be 14 and deep but let's be 9yo gamers instead.



    I listen to this unironically.
  20. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT NIKKI HALEY

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