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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What does the Choomist have against botany? Medicinal Botany is objectively a cool discipline. Makes you feel like a druid.
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  3. BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS ASK FOR CHEMS EVERY 5 MINUTES FUCK OFF GET YOUR OWN DISPENSER!!! IM CHOOOOMING HERE!!!
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS ASK FOR CHEMS EVERY 5 MINUTES FUCK OFF GET YOUR OWN DISPENSER!!! IM CHOOOOMING HERE!!!

    I think we have a different understanding of what a botanist actually is and/or does.
  5. They are supposed to get medical chems from plants but YOU NEED CHEMICALS TO GROW PLANTS LIKE FERTILIZER AND UNSTABLE MUTAGEN
  6. Is weed a relapse
  7. I'm gonna buy like a quarter of wax today and some carts

    -note i found on the ground written by a guy named SWIM
  8. Actually wait its legal here now.

    I keep forgetting
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Would you get high if you stuck wax up your arse?
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Alright fine. This one will do.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm disappointed Epstein wasn't this genius investor as I perceived him to be.

    What a fucking nonce.
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    He is a queer. Politics is just another casino now.
  13. Originally posted by Octavian I'm having to bite the bullet and get a job in a local factory just so I can save up for a shitty car. I can at least get work out of this fuck town then.

    Fuck-my-life!

    Move to the USA a fine looking Englishman like you in his prime will soon be in a position of power with an selection of dumb attractive women, a great job and a vast circle of friends who keep asking you to say "butter" or "garage".
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  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah he's not even kidding, commonwealth accent = you will asphyxiate from pussy inhalation in the States.
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  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Move to the USA a fine looking Englishman like you in his prime will soon be in a position of power with an selection of dumb attractive women, a great job and a vast circle of friends who keep asking you to say "butter" or "garage".

    Oh don't get me started. All yanks fucking bang on about is the Queen & The Beatles.

    Fuck off and die, CUNTS!
  16. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Have you ever been to the states Oct?
  17. Originally posted by Octavian Oh don't get me started. All yanks fucking bang on about is the Queen & The Beatles.

    Fuck off and die, CUNTS!

    I've had more than one ask me if I knew Princess Diana...

    "Yeah sure, we used to play polo together"
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    No, you just have to be a more interesting person than being British.

    It's a way to try to give you a chance to open up you autismo. They don't know anything else about you so they are shaking the tree and see what falls out with what they do. Which is jolly stereotypes, cheerio tut tut. Everybody loves you guys but then you act autistic and better than everyone.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by itybit Have you ever been to the states Oct?

    No I would love to. You guys are so laid back and friendly. Unlike the UK, just full of ignorant fucks.
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  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Well, the South should all be sent to the gas chambers. Us Northerners are Ace, the Scots are even better.

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